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Posted: 14 years ago

Summary:

Wah re Kesar kaisa gandh tu ne pehlaya hai

Teri immaturity ne kya rang dikhlaya hai

Gulaal ki itnay saalon ki qurbani ko

Tu ne ek lamhe mein mitti mein malaya hai

Teri iss harkat ne Motabha ka dil thoda hai

Teri wajah se unhone ne Gulaal se munh modha hai

Kya ho jata agar tu chup reh jata

Dushyant ka thapad hi to tha, seh jata

Raman ki baaton mein tu aata gaya

Woh tujhe Dushyant ke khilaf bhadkata gaya

Tere paas aqal na sahi aankhen toh theen

Tu kamazkam Raman ki chaalon ko dekh laita

Tujhe fursaat na milli Gulaal ki chaaploosi se

Tu kissi aur taraf kya apna dhyaan daita

Ab tu ne hi Gulaal ko di hai takleef

Ab sochta hai kaise doon uss ko relief

Ab apni ghalti ko mann lenay se kya hoga

Tu ne ye trait nai paanba se liya hoga

Gulaal ooper kamre mein:

Gulaal bechari pehlay se hi ro rahi thi

Itni sari baaton mein woh kho rahi thi

Filmon mein pati marta hai toh aurat sakte mein aa jati hai

Aur uss ki rishtadar "tu vidwah ho gaye hai' keh keh rulati hai

Gulaal apni ghaltion ko mann kar halkan ho rahi thi

Kya kare ke apni in ghaltion ko dho ley

Kesar cheekha auratoon ki tarah "Gulaal! Gulaal!"

Mutt rok apne aap ko, thod de dukhon ka bhaad, ro ley

Pehlay 2 jhatke khaye phir woh start hui

Phir Gulaal ne munh khol kar jo rona shru kiya

Beech beech mein ghar ki baat karti gayee

Duniya ke ujadhne ka bhi message thru kiya

Kesar bechara uss ki awaz mein awaz mila ke rota raha

Woh high notes mein ro rahi thee yeh low notes mein rota raha

Gulaal kabhi sar utha ke royee to kabhi sar jhuka ke royee

Beech mein hee hee bhi kiya, magar khoob tikka ke royee

Rotay rotay jab Kesar ne Gulaal ko apne seenay se lagaya

Camera ne close up mein Gulaal ki ankhon ke crow's feet ko bhi dikhaya

Revji Bhai ka ghar:

Revji bhai ke ghar ka scene aisay hi daal diya

Sirf Reva ne hi toh MotaBha ke yahan ana tha

Woh toh shukar hai PoonamBa nahin thi wahan

Warna uss ne bhi humarey kaano ko khana tha

Kunaal's House:

Phir Kunaal ne ghar pohonch ke jo phol phaal ki

Uss ke mata aur pita bhi heran reh gaye

Dhej ki rasm purani hai, hum ne kya ajab kiya

Tujh par itna kya hai kharcha, rawani mein keh gaye

Tere 5 lakh hi toh liye hain, humey toh 20 lakh miltey thay

Teri khatir discount diya, warna itney paisay khaltey thay

Kunaal afsos se bola ke aap ne mujhay baich diya

Ab mein aapka na raha, aap ne jo kaam kiya

Aap ne iss qaabil banaya hai ke aap ko bhi paal sakta hoon

Aap ko nahin mujh pe yaqeen to phir mein yahan se chalta hoon

Maa ji boli paise bank mein hain tum ley laina

Jis ko denay hongay ja ke dey daina

Ye sunn kar Kunaal ghar se bahir nikaal jata hai

Shukar hai Kunaal ko Kesar ki tarha ghussa nahin aata hai

MotaBha PaanBha playing dark room:

MotaBha aur nai PaanBa kamrey main baithen hain

Batti buji hui hai aur dono palang ke konay mein

Kamrey mein andhera hai, energy saving ho rahi thi shayad

MotaBha gham mein doobey, paanBa lagi hain ronay mein

Budhi umar mein un dono ka dil kahan tikta hai

PaanBa ka chehra, jaisay scary movie ka mask dikhta hai

Unn ke munh par shades dekh kar darr lagta hai

Issi liye Motabha bhi unn se dur dur rehtay hain

Ek toh kamrey mein andhera kar rakha hai

Ooper se palang ke doosray konay mein baithay hain

Reva khana le kar iss liye aati hai

Maa ko dekh kar ro ley, phir chali jati hai

Back to Gulaal's room:

Gulaal palang par rotay rotay so gayee thi

Ab woh bhi shayad kesar se bore ho gayee thi

Kesar ne rewind kar ke apne FBs chalaye hain

Ab pachtata hai ke kiya gul khilaye hain

Kyun na uss waqt daanton mein zubaan ko duba liya

Ya kahin se koi baday se saanp se khud ko sunghwa liya

Ab aisay toh ghar ke halaat na hotay

Kesar bechara jagta rahey baaqi sab sotay

Har waqt tyaar rehta hai iss kamal se

Jahan soi gulaal, uspar chaadar daal de

Phir apni baithi awaz mein pachtata hai

Mujhay maaf kar de Gulaal keh ke sar hilata hai

Tu theek kehti thi Gulaal mera gussa meri naadaanian

Agar uss waqt gussaey mein na beh gaye hotay

Agar mein woh sab na kehta, aur chup rehta

Toh abhi iss show ke aur 100 episode reh gaye hotay

Phir soi hui Gulaal se wadah karta hai

Mein har qadam pe tera saath nibhaoon ga

Roz roz mein hi tujhey doon ga chot

Phir uss par marham pati mein hi lagaon ga

Gulaal ghode gadhe baich kar soi hui thi

Itni jaldi kahan uththi, itna roi hui thi

PreCap:

Nai PaanBa ne phir beedha uthaya hai

Kaise Gulaal ko zaleel karey

DV tootne tuk, na miley ga bahu ka pyar, adhekar

Saru Fai khadi thi pass, thoda feel kare

Edited by SlingShooter - 14 years ago

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Bioinfo_Chaitu

@Bioinfo_Chaitu

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Posted: 14 years ago

wah wah tumne to gulaal ki situation ko kya acche se poem mein samjhaya hai👏

gulaal ne kesar ke seene par sar rakh kar aapna gham bhulaya hai😭

ab gulaal ke saath PB ka rappo hate terms par aaya hai🤢

gussa nahi hai kissi baat ka hal ye kesar ko samajh mein aaya hai😃

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SlingShooter

@SlingShooter

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: bioinfo
wah wah tumne to gulaal ki situation ko kya acche se poem mein samjhaya hai👏
gulaal ne kesar ke seene par sar rakh kar aapna gham bhulaya hai😭
ab gulaal ke saath PB ka rappo hate terms par aaya hai🤢
gussa nahi hai kissi baat ka hal ye kesar ko samajh mein aaya hai😃
Shayad meri shaadi ka khyaal, dil mein aaya hai
Issi liye mummy ne meri tumhein chaye be bulaya hai. 😳

Shukriya.. adaab 😊

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Priti

@pritirays

Stunner

Posted: 14 years ago

These are my fav. lines! 😆

Originally posted by: SlingShooter

Summary:
Wah re Kesar kaisa gandh tu ne pehlaya hai
Teri immaturity ne kya rang dikhlaya hai

Kesar says - Apni koi galti nahin hai mai baap!
Director ne jo bola wo karta gaya main chup chap! 😆

Kya ho jata agar tu chup reh jata
Dushyant ka thapad hi to tha, seh jata
I mean seriously? Wo hathode jaisa haanth pada tha, to bhi chup reh jaata! 🤣

Tujhe fursaat na milli Gulaal ki chaaploosi se
Tu kissi aur taraf kya apna dhyaan daita
Iska dimaag bas 'Gulaal' direction main hi daudta hai! 😆

Ab tu ne hi Gulaal ko di hai takleef
Ab sochta hai kaise doon uss ko relief
'MOVE pain relief' laga do! 🤣

Rotay rotay jab Kesar ne Gulaal ko apne seenay se lagaya
Camera ne close up mein Gulaal ki ankhon ke crow's feet ko bhi dikhaya
what is this? 😆

Woh toh shukar hai PoonamBa nahin thi wahan
Warna uss ne bhi humarey kaano ko khana tha
you too feel that! Poonamba's acting irritates me as well! 😆

Kunaal afsos se bola ke aap ne mujhay baich diya
Ab mein aapka na raha, aap ne jo kaam kiya
Aap ne iss qaabil banaya hai ke aap ko bhi paal sakta hoon
Aap ko nahin mujh pe yaqeen to phir mein yahan se chalta hoon
Loved those lines said by Kunal 👏 👏 👏 (well not int his rhyming way though! 😆)

Ye sunn kar Kunaal ghar se bahir nikaal jata hai
Shukar hai Kunaal ko Kesar ki tarha ghussa nahin aata hai
🤣 varna kya hoota? 😆

Budhi umar mein un dono ka dil kahan tikta hai
PaanBa ka chehra, jaisay scary movie ka mask dikhta hai
@ RED: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Best so far!

Unn ke munh par shades dekh kar darr lagta hai
Issi liye Motabha bhi unn se dur dur rehtay hain
Ek toh kamrey mein andhera kar rakha hai
Ooper se palang ke doosray konay mein baithay hain
😆 😆 😆
😆

Gulaal palang par rotay rotay so gayee thi
Ab woh bhi shayad kesar se bore ho gayee thi
What!!! 🤣

Ab aisay toh ghar ke halaat na hotay
Kesar bechara jagta rahey baaqi sab sotay
Har waqt tyaar rehta hai iss kamal se
Jahan soi gulaal, uspar chaadar daal de
true true! 😆 Isliye Gulaal kabhi khudse blanker nahin udhti! 😆

Tu theek kehti thi Gulaal mera gussa meri naadaanian
Agar uss waqt gussaey mein na beh gaye hotay
Agar mein woh sab na kehta, aur chup rehta
Toh abhi iss show ke aur 100 episode reh gaye hotay
😕 kaash ye sach hoota! 😭

Phir soi hui Gulaal se wadah karta hai
Mein har qadam pe tera saath nibhaoon ga
Roz roz mein hi tujhey doon ga chot
Phir uss par marham pati mein hi lagaon ga
"thats an oops... I did it again" kinda statement! 😆

Edited by pritirays - 14 years ago

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Swarley

@Swarley

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Posted: 14 years ago

Slingshooter ji kya kehne aapke, le aaye phir kavita nayi
Kavita mein likh daale aapne episode ke minute details kai
Roti Gulaal ke crow feet par diya tha humne bhi dhyaan
Zikr kar diya kavita mein iska, aap hain shayar mahan.

Gulaal ne acting ki do cheezen ki master,
How to move your hands while shaking your head faster.
Uski phati aakhen taktaki mein aisi thi jami,
Mahishasur ka vadh kar deti, bas trishool ki thi kami.

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Kesar ki bhi samajh na aaya kaise kare woh emote,
Phenke pane haath pair ya kapkapaye apne honth.
OMG kya karoon main, Gulaal ko kaise behlaoon,
Kandhe pakad ke jhinjhodoon usko ya gale se lagaoon.

Apne mata pita ka Kesar ko nahin hai zara bhi khayal,
Isliye CVs ne bheja Reva ko karne unki dekh bhaal.
Tambakhu chabati hain PaanBa, baat karte nikalta hai MotaBha ka dum,
Baithe hain andhere mein bhookhe pyaase, baanten apna gham.

Soch vicjar ke Kesar Gulaal se bola, har dukha mein tera main saath doonga,
Pehle phenkoonga nadi mein, phir CPR bhi main hi doonga.
Kis khajoor mein atak gayi hai soch zara O Gullu,
Hit mein tere yahi hai, bacha le is nadaan se apna pallu.

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nusrat

@NusiSg

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

Agar mein woh sab na kehta, aur chup rehta

Toh abhi iss show ke aur 100 episode reh gaye hotay

🤣🤣

kamal ki shairi ki hai aap ne...kia baat hai...

or title tou khub hee rakha hai aap ne...

maza aagaya parh kar...😉

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minidixit

@minidixit

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

Aksar sochte hain kis kis line ki tareef ki jaaye

Saara post hi hota jo hai kamaal apka

Kahin laajawab hota hai koi sawaal to

Kahin hota hai bemisaal khayaal apka…

Yeh thoda zaada filmi ho gya to lets get to the point….

Yeh kuch lines hain jinhe humne superlike kiya

Jaane Govt ne fir LPG ka price kyun hike kiya

(Wah Taj..!!)

Originally posted by: SlingShooter

Kesar cheekha auratoon ki tarah "Gulaal! Gulaal!"

Mutt rok apne aap ko, thod de dukhon ka bhaad, ro ley

Pehlay 2 jhatke khaye phir woh start hui

Phir Gulaal ne munh khol kar jo rona shru kiya

Kesar bechara uss ki awaz mein awaz mila ke rota raha

Woh high notes mein ro rahi thee yeh low notes mein rota raha

Gulaal kabhi sar utha ke royee to kabhi sar jhuka ke royee

Beech mein hee hee bhi kiya, magar khoob tikka ke royee

Rotay rotay jab Kesar ne Gulaal ko apne seenay se lagaya

Camera ne close up mein Gulaal ki ankhon ke crow's feet ko bhi dikhaya

Teri khatir discount diya, warna itney paisay khaltey thay

Har waqt tyaar rehta hai iss kamal se

Jahan soi gulaal, uspar chaadar daal de

DV tootne tuk, na miley ga bahu ka pyar, adhekar

Saru Fai khadi thi pass, thoda feel kare

👍🏼

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Sree

@Katyayani_devi

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Posted: 14 years ago

👏 wah wah wa kya lika hai aapne shayari ne

kya kya nahi hai aapki shayari mei
dikhya diya ek aur bhar sare epi in poertry mei
acha present kiya indepth of subka characters with sarcism n facts aapka shayari mei
aap uniqueko uniquely present kiya
aap shayari mei slingshooter aur mahan ho. 😊

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SlingShooter

@SlingShooter

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: Reshma.AS
I lOve the way how gulaal cried.. not like other shows female leads.. it s different.. she was superb yesterday...

My description or her acting? ☺️

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SlingShooter

@SlingShooter

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Originally posted by: Savz_uniqueblis
👏 wah wah wa kya lika hai aapne shayari ne

kya kya nahi hai aapki shayari mei
dikhya diya ek aur bhar sare epi in poertry mei
acha present kiya indepth of subka characters with sarcism n facts aapka shayari mei
aap uniqueko uniquely present kiya
aap shayari mei slingshooter aur mahan ho. 😊

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