So we are back!
And what a week na??
We got the MOST awaited entry of the week🤢🤢..
A ruthless shayar,A handsome hunk,😍
and we had Kesuda turning Kesudi...🤢
And 2 deviyaan stomping some sense into the wall of Talsagra!!!
Siree: So what character should I choose this week?
Arti: How about Chandamama??? I am gonna marry him and produce mosquitoes😛
Shalini: Chandamama produces mosquitoes??? Where am I when all this fun happens
Srushti: you are busy staring at the expressionless Trunk called ASR
Kiran: AAA😭...Mujhe Kesudi chahiye *throws a tantrum* 😛
Nithya: Kesuda became Kesudi???
Geeshani: Hmmm and I am going to make VM on his pipudi...
Neeta : Eeeshhh!! are wwe really gonna have this discussion??
heehee...kya kare!! as you already know ...we are Wickedians😛😛
Nautanki zara Sankshipt mein
meaning
Synopsis of the Week:😉
Did I say THANK YOU to the CVs last week????
I mean this is one Classic scene of your words being jinxed...
What a week...
and what a Weekend
Kesuda gaya bajate hue taali
(read : sitee..line jaa nahi rahi thi na thik se😛..)
umm..phir se ok??
Kesuda Gaya bajaate hue taali,
aur le ke aa gaya 2- 2 Saali,
jise dekh ke Gullu ne patki Thaali,
Khusss ho gai Kesuda ki gharwali
Kaisa laga😛😛
Ab aage!!
3 Saheliyan ban gai Maharani,
Aur Kesuda banaa maid aka Gullu ki naukrani😭
bechara lekar aaya unke liye chaai aur paani,
Abhi ruko aage baaki hai kahani😛
Haye haye!!
Driver ban gaya Kesuda bechara,
Cowshed me Cows ne khaaya nahi chaara (maane cow food)
Aage Chali Gullu raani, peeche Kesu hamara,
Ab aage kya bolu mein yaara dil daara...
Phir aaya Forum ka JamaiRaja...
Jissne bajaya dimaag ka band baaja!!!😡
haye re!! Kya socha tha aur kya aa gaya!!!!
MBA ne chhedi ox cart ki baat,
Aur uske mummy daddy ne bataa di apni aukaat!!
Isliye MB ne maar di unko badi si laat!
Aur uss dauran Gullu ne pakada Kesuda ka haath😳
Haye Haye!!
2 Saali ne daali Kesuda ke pyaar mein jaan,
aur ye sunke khade ho gaye Gullu ke kaan!!
Phir terrorist ne kar diya humein pareshaan,
Gale mein latak gayi hamaari jaan!!!
Haye haye!!
Kyun CVs !!!😡
Ye kya kiya...
Kitna khush thhe hum last week,
Chalo shuru karte hai, WWW this week
arre wah wah toh koi bolo!!
Kitni Mehnat se likha hai
So it has been a errr interesting week..😕😆
After a heating week, we had a healing week,
and this time we had a cheating week,
Cheating because seriously nobody understood what happened this week😕
But the first two episode did take us to a journey towards the original Gullu before she became the wall of Talsagra...
The water finder Gullu, the PT Usha ki bhatiji Gullu, the one-payal wonder Gullu...
Toh chalo let us explore more of that feeling...
Presenting
The goldie goldie
Kiran!!!
with
Video summary of the Week
*taaliyaan and seetiyaan*
As she takes us to the pagathiya steps by our Gullu Rani and Kesuda baba following her this week...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czkdolSNr8[/YOUTUBE]
SCENE of the Week
Presenting Madame President of this Gang..the ...errr...ummm...oh well..Presenting *drum rolls* Shalu😛
Shalini_92
And now..Shhh...We have Sirreee showing her love for the great wall of Talsagra, jiske jhapat ki gunj...talsagra ke bache bache ke kaano mein gunjti hai
So welcome the Honourary Secretary of the Wicked Gang
Sireee with the
Character of the week
By
Sireee aka Chweetu
Character of d week: Gullu👏
Hey..guys.😃.this week I'm gonna..analyse.. Gulaal..my all time favourite..Dracula'(did I receive..tamatars..from Gullu's fans..😆)so. This week has started'with'Gulaal..in peaceful mode. Still in d amusement. That kesar...has decided to let her go. ..for d return of CHAMPA..to her loveless life..(Do. I need a doc..h can a human attached to a doll than d others human beings..😆)n was in tears when talli'tells her..that she wanna marry soon..(as if..her eternal love was going to hell..
)n was shell shocked..to find her friends'in her room'n yeah..those were some moments'which everybody wants to cherish'no one can replace a friend'n for a lil time..she was thankful to kesar
..for bringing..them'(she is still in amusement)'n feels happy when kesar..insists her friends'about how to convince her..for an outing😳'n yeah..she behaved normally'n d pagathiya..scene..was d representation of how u feel free with ur friends.
.cos..u can share each n everything'with a friend'which may sound silly to others'n d old Gulaal..who was playfull n full of spirit..was back'but her inconvenience..just poured at the mention.
.of kesar..n his pyaar as pati'(excuse me..madam..by what profession u are still in that badi haveli..r u d same gulaal..who told JK that kesar n u are hubby n wifey 
for 3 months..d other day)now'who can be so much blindfolded with her own thoughts'thank God..
kesar..somehow convinced her'n she lived each n every moment'at that pagathiya scene..n at d outing'n do I sense d return of a teenager..in Gulaal'
when her friends asked her to sing'she has flashbacks of her first love'is this d indication that she is now...ready to fall in love😳'well that will be the great development'from her side'n in d garden again..her ramayan..goes with..d word..of pati..from her..friends..pati..pati..pati..I think. This is d most nasty. Way to react like this..before u r pati.(excuse..me..u r speaking about a human..who is infront of u..h can u miss..d love showering from those eyes n hurt as well)..n again convinced by kesuda..(thank god..u have started actually listening to him..)n I loved d lost Gulaal'after returning..from outing'😳(koi tho normal person jaisa reaction dikhaya hai.😡.)..Remembering d happy moments..she has spent with her friends..n was again conscious at d mention..of kesar's pyaar😕 as pathi..'n yeah'finally..she has all become dependent n supportive to kesuda..😳.(stopping kesuda..from bashing'n trust on him..regarding d talli's fiasco)..n d most important thing happened this week is her friends..showing..her d mirror..that she is ziddi😡'n doesn't want to accept d fact..n she will realize'that soon..when she actually. Loose him n she just can't be like an ostrich n dont neglect him..as she got his love so easily..😡that is so precious..😳. Not to blindfold her eyes..from seeing d love of kesar👏'(I think. she has no words to justify her self here..😆)and. feels uneasy. When kesuda..asks for a pic..n d protection mode is back'thinking that kesar..wants to win her heart by doing. All this (of course he wants'but rather he wants her happiness😳) but WTH is wrong in that😡'n acts cold with him. When he offers flowers n offers help in d kitchen.
I can't even imagine that how can one be so blindfolded with stupidity n stubbornness😡'n she will never ever think back at her doings'😡n doesn't want to change her perspective either'😲n when she will looks in d mirror to self check🥱'n accepts that kesuda has unconditional love towards her😳'well these questions are unanswered from a long time😕 But one more major change,,is she has stopped routing for kesu-talli..alliance...😳..hope She comes out of her Ostrich attitude soon'😊
That's all for this Week
Siree😳.
And ofcourse after this lovely analysis of a lovely character we are gonna go more lovely lovely and have lovely moments of the week..
*drumrolls*
So here we present
Neeta Aka PYKEK12
with
Well basically Monday's episode was soo awesome with mischievous Gulaal and her friends that picking out specific lines was impossible, so listed as many as possible! :)
Gulaal's mum- bachpan ki jagray aur aaj main kitna farq hai nay
I loved when: Gulaal dropped the plate and cup and gasps- bulbul'.dhaniii!!! wow! shivers ran down my spine at this point'I felt as happy as Gulaal! It was as though the old Gulaal had returned.
I loved when: all 3 friends were laughing and playing and arguing over Champa, whilst Kesar was laughing and watching over them. I was filled with joy and was laughing along with Gulaal and her friends as though I was there!!
Kesar- agar aap log sach may aik din kay liye apnay bachpan may laught kar jeena chathey hai tho pir aik hi opay hai (funny tune plays and gulaal has '0' expression on her face) unsay baat kijiyay kinki baat jinke baat yay tumhari seheli taal nahi sakti
Motabah- apni zindagi ko mukt say uranay do kab tak apnay aap ko baand kar rako gay
Jamunah- acha hai akhir larkiya hai, akeli kaysay jayengi. Oh Jamunah break the glass why don't you!
I loved how: kesar suddenly volunteered to take Gulaal and her friends out.
Gulaal- bachpan ki baat alag thi, ab galah saath nay deta vah, what an excuse! 😆
I liked the scene when: Gulaal was chasing her friends in the field, with the piyo mari tune in the background, it reminded me of the time she was in that mango field with kesar and talli 😍
Kesar- kya farq parta hai, teen minay baad vesay bhi sab kuch hatam honay vala hai na, samajanay day jho samajna hai..unko dhuki kyun karna hai, yay teri sachi dost hai, maan ja na gulaal aur maan gahi teri gulaal 😉
I liked: the conversation between kesar and sudha..soo emotional
Kesar- kya vohi sudha babi phir kabhi nay mil payay gi, kya mai apka pyaar hamaysha kay liye koh chugah hoon
😆- I also liked the bit where gulaal kept tapping one of her friends everytime they mentioned kesar in the coversation
Gulaal- may talli ko esa sajaongi ki agar chand bi dekhay ga na tho vho bhi charma jayega- 😆 I've heard this line in soo many dramas...or is it just me?😕
And Chalo chalo aa gayi Neil Deewani!!!
Neili...nananan nnneilliii
With
Kya bola re!!
Dialogue of the week...
Nithya...aka nnneilll😳😳😳
Dialogue of the Week:
by nneeil
Ok so this week was really interesting as we got so many Talli's teary dialogues ,Kunal 's transporation dialogues and not to forget "aakhi hamara ek hi tho beta hai"'..so it was really difficult to select the dialogue of the week😆and then I thought wow apni Dhaani ne bhi kya 440 volt ka jhatka diya madam Gulaal ko. So here goes the dialogue of the week and yea no prize for guessing it'.
Shayad teri zidd ka ehsaas tujhe us din hoga jab kesarji teri zindagi mai nahi honge
Par Tab tak bohot der ho chuki hogi Gulaal
Ab bhi sambhal jaa😡
Kisi behat keemti cheez ko isliye tukrana nahi chahiye kyunki vo tujhe bohot asaani se mili ho
Aired on 14th July 2011
When Dhaani was saying these lines there was flute music in the background ..our kesarji's music☺️. That was very nicely done😳.
Aha!! my favourite parts come now...
And so the warning as posted is there
Presenting the laughter riots of the forum walk in to chiro fado the whole weeks epi by their VMs😛
*drum rolls*
First!!!
Paapi Bhavana of the week
By Geeshani
with the
Haye haye!!
haal - e - dil of the saffron boy!!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8dSih5JQT4[/YOUTUBE]
Then ofcourse...
Band Baaraat aur Baaja
Aa gaya hamara Jamai Raaja
and brings him before us is our PHavourite,
this weeks budday girl
New Entry of the week
by Geeshani
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXgHjUKcMRg[/YOUTUBE]
And one more😛
The Gender change of the week
Where Kesuda becomes Kesudi
By Hamari pyari K K K Kiran
Saffrony Kesuda Humara
hai kitna pyaara pyaara,
Gullu ke pyaar ka maara!
Jhoru ka Ghulam ho gaya Bechara!!
Joru ka Ghulam
by Kiran
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnZjJ11qE-o[/YOUTUBE]
Okie so introducing the new segement of the week
The Blunder of the week
Blooper of the week
by K K K Kiran 😛
aka
Truedecent
So since we did not have anything better to do this week
We just thought why not pull CVs legs some big time
Look what Kiran just found😉
Talli's ring blunder proofs...
So the moral of the story is???
Kesar might still be wearing the original ring given to him by the terrrorist😲
That means he still is fully capable of falling in love with the terrorist
KES-GUL moment of the weekBy *takes a bow* me myself😛
Srushti
Hmm...There were many to begin with na...ofcourse by the end of the week it all went tai tai phish...
But the beginning did give us some fantastic moments ...
It had to be this scene na...The whole scene had Gulaal in its prominence and Kesar smiling in the back ground...Gulaal in her winner mode...the old Gulaal back and Kesar just ready to take the back seat and let her enjoy but cheering her on at every step every move, every game...and when she won...Boy!! was he elated!!
That touch, that look and that bonding...
Gulaal did not even realize that she was going there first, Kesar was not even playing with them, he was the audience but still the first person she could think of was him, to share her happiness, to share her Victory!!
And Kesar!!
Well that look of eternal bliss as she touches him, and that look of utter satisfaction and happiness as she goes jumping towards her happiness...WHAT to do I say that to that except that 'Can I have him plz😛?'
And here comes my BMW...Bhajiyawali Moonwalker...who never chats
*drumrolls*
Artiii!!!
And right now she is obsessed with...Nah it is not JK again...It is chandamama duur ke ...
And no!! we did not bring her the moon!!
Bribing kee bhi ek limit hoti hai😡
And so we have
The Vice president for Managing...
The lazy bum...
without any bribe this week
The Blah scene of the week
By : Artibarty aka Aaarti,..
hunks and beauties worry and fear as blah column is here....finally kesarbaba did jhaad phuk on me and i m saved from sudha chudail. .this week blah scene goes to the man who with his consistent performance and constipated expression manage to raise the trp of the show ... hunks and beauties presenting u the hunk...the trp raiser...the crowd puller... the crybaby of the show... not at all yogya Mr yogesh ( owww jzee dont blush ) 😳
so here we go poonamba become nostalgic as she saw some old toys, waterbottle paintings in the trunk and she asked mr yogi to sit beside her it was such a heart touching scene even barrack obama would have stop and looked at his sweet childhood memories but no not our mr yogi...he had some important work in the office..."imp work"... tell me what exactly u do... wear red underwear outside the pants and save world or dye your hair grey and roam around singing "log shahenshah kehta hain" or u hang on the chandelier chewing happy dent chewing gum and throw light on your bald boss.... .poonamba was trying to sort out his differences with gulaal ...but he didnt listen what the probs dude y so angry with gulaal... for ur sake she even decided to start her WWF again with kesar..and u r still not happy oh common dont be so frustrated . not even KKR's bodyguards... who top the list of worst job in the world... are not that frustrated ( god knows from whom they are protecting KKR) ...just kick the jobs thats useless and that force ur sister to paly ghar ghar with ur conphused hot and sour brother in law 😳and instead join the rock band of laijiba u will earn more respectfully...😉
And Are you ready!!!!
So is the wal!!!
Go on people!!
Bang bang bang!!
The scene that made you bang your head against the wall
by ..the Vice president for Marketing
of the Wicked Gang.😛
arre!! that is meee!!
Srushti
And that HAS to be the last day's scene na?? the ringa ringa roses as Kiran and Siree described it...the ring back exchange ceremony
And what exactly was that???
you might fall in love with me if you keep on wearing that ring in that finger😕 I mean the guy did not fall in love with you after 3 and 1/4 pheras, and seeing you painted yellow in Haldi, also with two garlands exchange..after seeing you do the horrible Tandav in front of the Mandir and even after seeing you wearing that mindblowing miraculous Chunar...but he will fall in love with because he wears that ring whose finger allegedly touches his heart😕
and what was Kesuda doing ??
Looking at the ring as if it was Gullu's payal😡😡😡
why the hell was he looking so horrified at the thought of removing finger...did he think he could go on wearing the ring after Kulli or Dulli whatever happens and follow Gullu orchard to orchard
and now hold your breaths because the next segment is
Scene which took your breath away
by again *kitni baar bow karvaoege'
it is me me 😛
Srushti
Well, it was a sort of Deja vu...but still it had the power to take your breath away!! With Gulaal singing 'Dholida dhol re vagaad, maahre Hinch levi chhe' in the jeep and almost making Kesuda bang the jeep into some random tree...so mindblowingly entranced was he with her voice and her face, and her eyes...and then ofcourse starts 'Piyu mharhi' for the first time with Kes-Gul...Owww..that was one moment which actually made me whoosy whoosy!! my throat clogged as it continued and we saw a happy happy Gulaal walking in the familiar lands of the orchards and Kesuda following happily
'kyun sukoon dil paaye na'!!
Serioulsy!! That one moment just punched the winds out of my lungs...so breathtaking was it😳
And now it is the time for
The AWARDSSS!!!
the editor *takes a bow* (that is me by the way😛)
Srushti
The Umeedo ki Tai Tai phishh Award *Taaliyaaannn!!* and a big jhapat too😡
😛😛
The Maha Bekaar Aadmi, aka The MBA,
the guy who talked ox carts on his first meet and made us pull our hair (because we could not pull his😡) by his shayaris...Imagine he was so pakao that he made us sympathize the terrorist for that very ..(very very) brief moment!!!!!
Haye haye ! Kya kya armaan sajaayein thhe issae Leke and nikkamma Shayari kar ke chala gaya
The most horrible camera into-the-face awardGoes tooo
*Drum rolls*
Arre itna kya pyaar aa gaya!!! Kesuda pe!! Thuns diya camera uske muh mein!! uski lipstick ka shade bhi dikhai deta hai!! bechare ko kya se kya bana diya
The Cheerleader of the WeekIt has to be Kesuda na...
Cheering Gulaal on every game...be it pagathiya or swinging or singing ...he was with her every nano-second..Cheering her on!! toh ye award toh banata hai na !!
Most Romantic moment of the week award hehe It has to be hands down...Kesuda...giving the white flowers to Jk...Haye haye!! Kitne pyaar se diya ussne...and kitna pyaar se liya ussne...Unlike someone who just stared back like she was seeing an alien in front of her
Dekho dekho!!
THe Arjuna Khel Ratna of the Week AwardOye hoye!! It has to be our Gullu raani na...She won like every game... and the prize was ofcourse...Kesuda's admiring glance.. I mean the besotted look on his face ALL the time was just😳 which ofcourse the wall does not notice ...aakhir she is the Arjuna na...She would only see the bird's eye..Bache se distract thodi na hogi woh!!!
Mrs. Tendulkar Award of the week! 😛Mrs. Tendulkar nahi dekha...Oye househusband ko nahi dekhte tum log?? arre itna sushil, sughad, housebroken, chai banata, drive par le jaata, sweet corn laanewala, orchard mein piche picche chalne wala, husband kaha milega...toh Mrs. Tendulkar award goes to..
the Saffron boy1!!
*drum rolls*
Kesuda!!!!!!
Ringa Ringa Roses moment award!! It has to be the moment between the great brains of Talsagra cum the Klaeptomaniac and 'Jhoothi kasam khao' Talli the great Khalli and Kesuda...what WAS that??? did they have to DEDICATE 3/4 th of the Epi to this ring giving back ceremony with the weirdest expression on Kesuda's face??? I seriously did not understand one bit😡
The Kleptomaniac of the week awardWhat?? Do I even need to say!!!
'Ye anguthi ki nass sidhe dil tak jaati hai'😡
DDLJ ki line sidhi sidhi chorofied and copy pasted to impress Kesuda...
Chorni Chudail kahi ki😡
So Naturally this award goes to Talli the Terrorist🤢
Somebody Please marry this girl...you will get tons of blessings from us and JK as well😛
The Direct Dil se line of the week award...Ha ha it has to be JK telling Dushy's back na...
'kucch bhi kar lekin iss ladki ko iss ghar se bahar bhej'!!!
Haye! haye! hamare dil ki Tamanna!!
Puri karegi hamari Jamunna😉
The Nadi mein Phenko issko award of the weekWho else! But Talli Talli Talli!!
I swear Dushy needs to again revve up the 'Janwar' in him and either marry this chudail or throw her in the river...or bury her deep in Talsagra Dharati somewhere..We were Tallified this week...A week which started with Kesuda's whistling ended up with the terrorist running around and vibrating the great land of Talsagra showing her battisi and making us bang our head by taking Kesuda's kasam!!!
Special award of the week
Hands down
.Kesar ki 2 saaliyaan!!!
unke liye zordaar Taaliyaan!!!
They not only gave us the glimpse of the woman called Gulaal aka Nirja ..The woman which Vasant had fallen in love with..but also drummed some sense into Gulaal...gave her the best gyaan..something which even Poonamba failed to do with all her rantings and Jk with all her taunts...
Bless both of them..May their husbands do love them as much ...well not AS much...but just about as much as Kesuda loves Gullu😳
Now for the new segment of awards
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
The Gulaal Parivaar Awards
(Concept: The BMW...Bhajiyachor and Chandamama's bride-to-be..Arti)
Compiled by me (Srushti)
The Pati hoh toh aisa Anddd!!
It has to be our Bacha ..our Saffrony boy na!!!
haye haye! Kissi ki nazar na lage iss Chai banake friends ko pilane wale, around the city drive karne wale, orchard mein hutch puppy ko follow karnewala ..and end mein white bouquet laane wala...sweet sweet Kesuda ko😳
Ma ka Laadla award JK jitna bhi Ramu Ramu kar le !! But it has to be Dushy na!! She shares everything with him...even her deepest desire of throwing Talli out of the house and always goes round and round her son...Dushy's mucchi is toh loved by her...
And Dushy...so cute na the way he talks to JK..especially their convo after the Kulli fiasco...and JK telling whatever you do ..but find a way to get the terrorist out of the house...wah wah!! I just loved the moment!!
The family moment award Arre! it has to be the dining table moment when everybody stared at Kesar shouting 'Me me!! I will go with the 3 deviyaan!' The cute sa smile Gigaji gives, the jealous looks JK gives and the all-knowing stare MB gives Kesuda...has to be the best thing ...
The Yogya Damaad award Haye haye!! Saari umeedo pe jissne paani pher diya woh nahi! Par apna Ma da laadla!! Dushy!!!!
Arre! uske jitna baanka naujawan (*cough*) kaha milega!! kyun dar dar bhatak ke ghatiya shayar ko laatein ho!
We have a great munda in the house and you are wandering here and there for it????
Idiots kahin ke
The Yogya Kanya award Arre nahi nahi Talli the terrorist nahi!! she can just take a running jump..the most eligible candidate of the week is ...Champaaa!!!!
I mean see, she is happy in a closet, never utters a word, is ready to pose for the camera without bothering what she is wearing...
Arre aisi bahu kaha milegi!! Gullu kanyadaan kar de!! Apne Dushy ki kunwaari mucchi ke liye ye perfect hai...Kar de haath pile apni chauthi saheli ke😆
Editor's note
(That is me😛)
Srushti
Well what can we say!! A Week started with a whistling promise actually got Tallified by the end and we were just happy that it got over with a promise of a fresh confrontation next week.
Gullu is going to burst and frankly we hope that Kesuda gives it back !!
But the week also saw Gulaal finding herself back...the Gulaal who was lost in the four walls of Talsagra house, found herself again in the orchards and pagathiyas!!
And as we had discussed..
Gulaal did not die after Vasant...But Gulaal as a woman did die after Kesar left her...
They both did die little deaths...
The sweet sa Kesuda did die in the hostel and Gulaal the woman died in Talsagra...
Now after ten years of their meeting, they have come out...
Kesar..Gulaal's Kesar has come out like a phoenix rising from the Ashes and so has Gulaal,
ofcourse, as she is the tortoise, she will make a slow progress, but eventually she will..
just a small glimpse of both of them...
Initially how Gulaal cheered and encouraged Kesar to partcipate in sports after Vasant died, the same thing which Kesar did this week...
See
Amazing journey na...😳
So that is from the Editor's desk...
And that is all for this week...If any additions from the members I will put it ...till then ...have a nice weekend😃
😆
..n yogesh..got ur attention..😆akhir limelight mein aahi gaya...😆n got superman comparision...🤣..jo woh sapne mein bhi anhin soch saktha...😆..n loved h u intrepeted common man perspective with..A for apple n AB uncle...😛..brilliant work..Arti...👏👏
Arjun
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