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Hands down, Akshaye Khanna!
He is totally awesome!
He's charming, charismatic, and need I say, the BEST ACTOR EVA!
And don't let the chest hair scare you
His head sorta lacks hair, so his chest is the replacement for hair growth 😊
I'm dead serious. 😳
Oh and some people don't know me...
So here you go!
Hey ya'll
My name is Mystic-Writer92
You know how Jennifer calls herself J-Lo?
Well she stole that from me.
Call me M-W92
My parents were very confused at the time of my birth.
The thing is they didn't even know my mommy was having me.
So my dad liked that mystery and named me Mystic.
My mom, on the other hand, was writing on a piece of paper about her confusion while giving me birth.
Ergo, she named me Writer.
They both always had to compromise, so they did at this time as well.
I became Mystic-Writer.
Now, they wanted me to have a completely unique name.
So they guessed my age.
My mom thought I was 40 when I was born; my dad guessed 52.
They added the numbers together.
I became Mystic-Writer92
Before I continue, you need to know that I am obsessed with WWE.
More importantly, I love these specific wrestlers:
Sheamus, Miz, Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, and my new fav, Andy Leavine
I mean can you blame me?
I was born in Pakhoti, Krahtynom
Lady Gaga, an alien, use to be my neighbor.
I escaped from that country though along with my parents.
They prohibited the production, delivery and consumption of muffins in 1999. Pissed, we fled the country.
I came to a country, also known as the HEART OF MUFFINS, and boy am I glad I made that decision.
A lot of people wonder why I'm on IF?
Well, because I am.
Hope thats a good answer.
I mean you can't seriously expect me to ask myself to leave. Can you?
That would be too impolite.
I am no MID. I am SID (Single ID).
I eat muffins just like everybody else; maybe a li'l more, but I'm still human.
Also, I think KSG is the biggest &$*&#^&$&^# eva!
Honestly, his new movie must be all about justifying cheating on your spouse.
Can I blame the director?
Probably corrupt for even taking KSG in his movie.
The Chimpanzee's lines will be along the lines of "AOOO" and "EEEOOO" and "AAAUUU"
Oh and I love me 😍
M-W92 out !
Please don't tell me you guys like actors like these
or
Cricket
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