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ShaNak scene:
Episode (or at least my episode) begins with Shaan telling Khanak to say she isn't married if Gangu Bai asks.
Khanak makes a forlorn face
Shaan says 'Khanaaak. Kya kaho gi tum' as if talking to a recalcitrant child(excuse me?This is the point where you hug her!)
Khanak says if she asks I will say that I am not married (Looks very sad! She needs a hug!!! Shaan can you stop being faltu please and hug her??)
Both look at each other deeply.Soulfully.In-love-ily.
Shaan (Or was it KT? 😆) takes out iPhone from back pocket and checks it (Or was it a diversion, in order to stop the tears that were threatening to break throughhh?)
Shaan says I will stay here somewhere till you call me(Because duh.He is still vela, remember??This is why the whole quest started!) Khanak nods her okay (The poor girl still needs a hug! Uff.)
Shaan takes her hand, smiles at her and says 'Jao!'
*Shaadi FB*(Okay basically ShaNak are alternately thinking back-figure out who is thinking back to what!Use those brains zara sa!)
Shaan talking to Khanak-saying I know this won't be easy.I won't have money, house or family.It will be difficult.So if you're not with me on this, I have no shikayat from you!
Khanak saying You think I will be afraid of a few difficulties?I will leave you because of that?I am you wife Shantanu! I will uphold the promises we made to each other, holding the fire sacred! (Ermm okay I am translating saakshi as sacred-but I know there is another word out there for it.Someone help me out here!Okay Brats tells me saakshi means witness.So yeah holding the fire as witness...)
I love you Shantanu! I won't be able to live without you!ðŸ˜
Shaan says it will be a bit difficult but I will live Khanak (Waaaiittt whaaattt??The woman just said I can't live without you and you are saying I can live without you??Off with his head! )
ShaNak let go off hands
*Sad Odhani begins to play*
[Okay so basically now the screen is divided into 3-we have Shaan at our left, Khanak at our right, and ShaNak at their re-marriage in the middle]
*Shaan putting Mangalsutra around Khanak's neck, then putting in Sindoor, forehead kiss (which btw apparently went on indeterminately-we don't get to see the end)*
Okayyy another FB of Mangalsutra pehnao-ing and sindoor lagaoing-->either the editors screwed up, I screwed up and first time it was something else altogether or ShaNak take pleasure in performing the ceremony again and again or they are just reinforcing it for our sake:s
Khanak picks up her suitcase and enters (Where is her blue peti??I miss peti! 😒)
GB-Khanak scene
Gangu Bai cleaning cobwebs from ceiling with long jhadu
Khanak says Excuse you me.Who is this Gangu Bai Behenji?
Gangu Bai gets angry-turns and says You behen! Me sexy lady! My cool nice name and you made chutni of it!
Khanak says Nahiii chutney tou nariyal,podina,dhaniya etc etc ki banti hai (The girl takes everything too literally!)
Gangu Bai says Aga bagag gau (Dunno.It sounded like that at least😕) I am talking about my name!
Khanak asks her her name
Gangu Bai says Gangu Bai! (With pride!🤔 )
Khanak says oh sorry, didn't know you were her!
Gangu Bai(Okay gosh she is GB from now on.Tired of typing her name) espies the flowers in Khanak's hand and takes them-says what is this??Trying to butter me up?
Khanak says Nahii mein tou makhan khati bhi nahi (Anyone else want to bastinado the imbecile dialogue writers??)
GB says I don't like all this Teacher's Pet type thing-if you want a room, say so! All this while taking the flowers and putting them in a vase!
Khanak says How do you know I want a room??
GB points to the suitcase and rolls her eyes.
Then she hands Khanak a looonngg list and asks do you know what this is?
Khanak says Yeahhh your 100 rules.GB is hairaan pareshaan asks, how do you know??
Khanak says Oh I heard from someone
GB says Ooohh Gangu tu tou famous ho gai!(Aww she is so cute! *pulls cheeks*)
Asks Khanak's name and if she is married *FB to Shaan telling her to lie about her marital status*
Khanak sadly says no.Similarly says no to BF and chakkar
GB lectures her about guys and affairs and love and then reels off a list of rules including not cutting nails in the house (Okayyy.Woman! You need a few lectures on hygiene! Do you even know what diseases can be transmitted due to long dirty nails??)
Oh and also that she can't talk on the phone (Uh-oh.ShaNak in trouble!)
GB asks are you okay with all this?
Khanak says Nopes.Sorry!No can do! Not staying!
GB tries to advertise her house a bit.Khanak still adamant.Says sorryyy.Goinggg.
GB says you shall be back! 10 minutes max!
ShaNak scene
Shaan lurking around
Khanak comes and says I can't stay here, she won't let me talk to you on the phone!(Umm hello-move away from the window! GB might see!)
Shaan says Whaat??You told her the truth?I should have known that you won't be able to lie(First of all man, poori baat tou suno! Second of all, weren't you saying only yesterday that she is too used to lying by now??Make up your mind! Bleh.)
Khanak says I did lie! But one of those 100 rules is no talking on the phone.We need to find someplace else!
Shaan says GB ke sau niyam ki tou mein *beep*
Then says Khanak go abhi-I'll do something!
Khanak says but how?You know I can't live without talking to you!
Shaan says I shall SMS you whenever I get time! Promise! But right now go back! You said we will face hurdles together-well our first hurdle is GB!And if we can get over this, we can fight anyone and anything!
*ShaNak talk with their eyes*
As Khanak starts to go her dupatta catches in golden kada+black dhaaga (Hehe.Okay this is a bit filmy for me.I am laughing my head off.Okay sorry 😆)
Shaan pulls off dupatta (I hope for a Odhani draping scene-because seriously thats the only thing that could salvage this!)
(Okay no draping khairrr)
Shaan puts dupatta on Khanak's shoulder
Both smile bravely at each other. (Aww.I send telepathise virtual hugs to ShaNak)
Khanak goes back in
*ShaNak stare through window*
Shaan calls a call from Ducks-says yeah, coming to your house.
GB-Khanak scene
GB lording over in the kitchen over two men dressed all over in white
Girl in jeans and tank top begging her for room
GB says nopes.I gave her 10 minutes ka time, if she returns within that time period the room is hers
*Khanak enters*
GB is happy, girl in tank top is BLEH
Then GB tells Khanak your time is up, will have to give room to girl in tank top
Girl in tank top chupaks to GB and says thank youuu!
GB pushes her away and says sorry but giving room to Khanak only-GITT says but whyyy?You tou never break rules!
GB says look at her all seedhi saadhi and look at yourself! Chalu something!
GITT runs away
GB says not much space, you will have to share with 2 girls.One of them has gone home, one has a fashion show.Puppy shall show you your room
Calls for Puppy
Khanak says call with thoda love, after all even he is a living thing! (I think she thinks that Puppy is an actual puppy😆 )
GB lists a list of complaints against Puppy.
Khanak starts calling as if calling an actual dog.GB looks at her weirdly
*Puppy's entry* [Puppy is a guy in a green shirt, shorts, crazy curly hair and big specs]
Puppy shows Khanak to her room, while perpetually sleepy
As soon as he leaves, Khanak decides to call Shantanu but Puppy comes back
Puppy-now strangely awake-asks if she was on the phone
Khanak (the liar that she is by now😆) says noo I know the rules of this house!
Puppy says there are a 100 rules, some will break after all!
He hands her a key and says hold this and remember 100 rules!(Wow this guy is even more random than me😲)
Khanak says wow this guy has hawk-like eyes.Will have to SMS only.Khanak takes two hours to type an SMS. (I wonder if she is typing a whole love letter)
ShaNak scene
Shaan standing by the window(Now where is this window?I thought Duck's home was a studio apartment??)
Looks at phone and says No if I call then Khanak will be in musibat!
Khanak again picks up phone, tries to type, makes a face (Ohh apparently she hadn't sent anything.Now I wonder if the difficulty is her not knowing how to type, or not sure what to type, or not being able to put it in words since her husband has not gotten her enrolled into night school or something!!!😡)
Shaan-Duck scene
Duck brings coffee.Says oh tou for Khanak bhabhi's good you sent her away?But don't call her, she will get in trouble!
Shaan gives Ducks The Look
Duck says Oh BTW I got an idea-how about you help me at the cafe till your music career takes off?
Shaan likes the idea
Shaan gets a message.Shaan and I both get excited.
Shaan looks crestfallen.Tells Duck message from cell phone company since he hasn't paid last months bill (Aha.Sounds familiar😆BTW-you haven't paid the bill tou Khanak ko har ghantay par kahan se phone kernay walay thay??)
Another SMS comes-its a 'Mish you' text from Khanak
Shaan happy and sad.
Precap
Shaan refusing to eat noodles since he isn't sure if Khanak would've eaten or not
Phew.Finally! Complete! And already spammed I see😡😆
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