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Hello people...*waves* What?? You guys are shocked to see me?? No don't check your calendar's its not monday again...its wednesday..😆..but it is a Salman Khan Episode...😎
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*Dhinka chika* Promoting Ready and helping him through it 😆 Bear my antics today 😆
Lets get started with Salman Special Episode 😳:
The episode starts off with...Digu only...🥱 He is having flash backs of Nakku...he gets a smile on his face automatically...(Symptons of madness 😛) Then he has an FB of Mai telling Nakku that she and Digu were going to get married and how Mai said that how she has become his life..he goes and looks himself in the mirror...(Are these two playing mirror mirror on the wall?? 😕😆 Kabhi woh mirror dekhti hai toh kabhi yeh mirro dekhta hai 😕) And he starts saying dialogs to himself...he is actually practicing how to propose her..🤢 He says how to propose someone...this is so difficult...(Then don't try it idiot 😡) He blabbers soem dialogs...you gotta read it... 😆 He says..."Sahiba..apun ki aankhein bolti hai...aisa Mai bolti hai...Apun ki aankhein kya bolti hai...Jo bhi bolti hai aisich bolti hai...aisa mai bolti hai...kya mai ke maafik tu apun ki aankhein padh payegi..." (Abey ghanta padhegi?? Tereko samajh mein aaya tu kya bola? Who is the dialog writer?...who wrote this dialog?? This is the worst dialog in the histroy of televison...🤢) He is still blabbering bolta hai bolta hai...(Someone gimme duct tape i wanna stuff his mouth now 🤢 W*F is this guy saying?? 😕) The kids look at him and laugh..he gets embarrassed...*shudders*😳 Nakku comes there...she asks Digu what are the basti people saying?? You and Mai found me in the sea?? I don't belong to this basti?? They say i was mad...Tell me what is the truth...Digu says...they all are mad..they have no brains. You dont listen to them...(Yes you listen to us...leave this show and take some other show... 😛) Digu says don't u trust me?? I am not lying...and just then Baji comes and says he wants to say something to Digu...(Batade isey who she is...please...😳)
Scene shifts AS and the hospital:
Roops says that everything will be all right.. Kishore will do something...but Kishore comes and says NS has scared everyone (I know...he looks so scary..koi bhi dar jayega...phir yeh patil wadi ki darpok wasis kaise nahi darenge 😆)...nobody is willing to help us...i couldn't do anything. The doctor comes and says they need to empty the place as this bed will be given to another patient. Kishore is asking for some more time but the doctor refuses...Leela says what kind of a doctor are you?? Dont u have humanity?? AS gets up and says...I dont want to beg for my life...we can live on our own..(Pendulum ji...yeh sab aapke hi karmo ka nateeja hai 😡)..The doctor says leave this place now and goes away...The ward by holds Roops hand and offers her a prostitute's job...Roops says...Dont you dare come near me...and if you really want to earn money then ask your sister to take this job and she goes away...(Wah wah...i am proud of you Roops 👏)
Scene shifts to Mai and Basti 🥱:
Mai is praising Digu in front of Nakku...Nakku asks what does he do?? (Bouncer 👏😆) Mai gets confused and says he has a job and whatever he earns he will distribute it in the whole basti...Nakku says He is a nice person...Digu listens to this and starts blushing 🤢 (Why is he blushing so much...😡) Nakku asks him to take her to the mandir. He says he doesn't believe in God...and Mai acts as a cupid here...(I hate her now...more than AS 😡 She is so selfish and pathetic...😡) Digu agrees to take her to the mandir... And they both share an eyelock...(The BG is some stupid lalala hehehehe 🤣) Mai says god bless this couple...I want my son to be happy...(Excuse me! You are forgetting madam that this girl is married...and you are trying to get a married girl tie the knot with ur son 😡)
Salman Scene 😳:
Nakku is praying in the mandir and Digu waits for her to finish...just then he sees a wallet lying on the street...he picks it up and TRIES to read the name like this... Pa-re-ma.. and he says Parem Kapoor 's wallet is with me...who is it come and take...just then four weirdos come and claim that they are Prem Kapoor individually 😆 (ST*U weirdos 😆) Digu says i called one person's name and 4 people have come to claim this wallet?? Just then..enters my Hero 😎 Salman Khan aka Prem Kapoor...(Dhinka chika in the BG )
He says his famous dialog from his upcoming movie... here it goes... 😃😆 Teen cheezon ko kabhi underestimate mat karna... I..Me..Myself 😎 And he says his name is Prem kapoor...(Dekho weirdos he is Prem Kapoor...arey his second name is only Prem...har film mein Prem hi toh hota hai yeh 😳 Apni shakal dekho..Prem Kapoor my foot 😆) He takes the wallet and gives money to those weirdos and says them to go and party...(See he is so big hearted guy 😍 Seekh Digu seekh...Doosron ki wives pe nazar daalta hai...learn from him and go and tell Nakku that you are her brother 😡😆) Nakku matey comes and gives prasad to Salman...and he being a gentleman..takes it gracefully 😳 then she offers it to Digu and he being shameless...doesnot take it... 🤢😆 Then Salman says to Nakku that he has seen her somewhere...(you met her as Chulbul Sallu...try to remember...and ask her to go find her saab...please 😆) Digu interrupts and says she doesn't remember anything..she has lost her memory... (Did he ask you Digu sahab?? Why are you butting in?? Stay out man...dont act like a fan struck fellow...have some decency 😡 Apni na sahi Sushy ki reputation ka khayal rakh 😡😆) Salman says she must have lost her memory but i didn't...why am i not recognizing her?? Digu says...you talk to me...(Abey oye...stay in your limits...tujhse toh hum bhi baat na kare..phir yeh toh Salman Khan hai..sharam kar 😡) He says i have seen you doing dhinka chika in tv...(He even does acting jiska A bhi tujhe nahi pata hai 😛 Shut up dude 😛) Salman laughs...(I swear he was thinking W*F am i going through? 😲😆) He asks Digu to eat the prasad thinking it to be sweet so that he can talk sweetly...(Leave it Salman..he can't even smile... his smile is horrible 🤢 and you are expecting him to speak sweetly 😲) Nakku shakes hand with Salman and Digu hugs him 😲 (Salman needs to take a shower and throw away his Tee which was so good..but he shud throw it away... 🤢) Salman goes away with the Dhinka chika music in the BG 😎 And Digu- Nakku share an eyelock again... (No wait...how can it be an eyelock when you can't even see his eyes?? It is a eye-brow lock... 😉🤣) And the faaltu episode comes to an end *phew*
Precap: Nakku says to Baji that she feels they both have a relation..Baji says with moist eyes that they have a relation...a relation of friendship...you me and D..he stops then looks at Digu and says you em and Digu are friends...and i am your elder brother...whatever is happening in your life is for good... (Baji needs to get his senses right..W*F is he saying?? 😲)
Salman was completely wasted in this episode...i hated this episode to the core just coz Salman was wasted 🤢
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