OK so the Epi is in progress and so is my beautiful (not) written update!!
Keep a look out!š
Well I love to say that I love Shaan, especially Karan's expressions...waise Im still excited about the recent interviews we got, espeically the U, me , tv one...Well you know wat i meanš
Ok so the epi...
Shaan with that Blue Dolphin:
Dolphin: you are trying to run away with another person
Shaan (The pareshaan): Why will I run away with someone else, why? And what it's to you? (bechara frustrated...but it's his own fault).
Dolphin runs away from there.
Goon1 (left): Oye siyane, our sister is not like that...get it?
Shaan: was that your sister?
Goon 2 (right): Oye Our sister is Special!
Shaan: Special toh meri khanak bhi hai! (bechara....i am loving his style here)
Goon 2: same to same
Shaan: bholi bhali bhi hai
Goon 1: same to same
Shaan: baatein bhi bohat achi kar leti hai
Goon 2: same to same
Shaan (put his arms around both goons): arre yaar teri behan kaun hai, main milna chahta hoon (Shaan beta, kya dolphin kaafi nahi thi ke khanak ko bhool gaye aur ek aur murgali chahiye?š)
Goons 1: We want to kill you, let's do this we fulfill our wish ok?
Shaan (scared bacha): no no...milne de (idk what he said)
Goon 2: our sister is bout to perform today.
Khanak's Lavni Dance:
Much Awaited one! Woo Hoo! Yashu's expressions were sooo amazing! I'm not going to lie but they didn't emphasize a lot on her dance but a lot on her expression and that made the dance beautiful. She was right when she said that she passed most of her dances because of her expression. KT was mind blowing with his expressions and it seems his encouragement did wonders for Yashu!
Khanak was dancing around and teasing shaan in between and while shaan was frustrated and trying to go to her to stop the dance. In between he was also checking her out.
Yashu's dhumkas were amazing and I love her waist!!! I want to line marao on her!!!! Forget KT..but dude he was checking her out too!
Shaan and Khanak:
Shaan goes and stop her, while Khanak is in ignorant mood.
Shaan: Khanak, khanak yeh sab kya hai?
Khanak (walking in attitude and Marathi accent): Aye kaun Khanak, kahe khanak? Main kissi khanak ko nahi jantis, aur sab se pehle bata tu kaun re(s) (Khanak is looking hot in Green. Forget KT I'm fida over Yashu now! I know, I'm having gender issues par kya karoon, jab jodi hi kamal ki hai toh kissi ek pe nahi dono pe marti hoonš)
Goon 2 comes and hold Shaan: Oye I told you to stay away from my sister and you came after her still?
Shaan: arre bhai behen teri hai lekin biwi toh meri hai (He tries to hold her but she pushes his hands away, and she is laughing. He looks at her as if what is wrong with you...let me ask you shaan what is or was wrong with you when you were getting drunk the night before?)
Goon 2: Oye She is my sister na!
Shaan: Lekin meri toh biwi hai na! (Khanak winks at the camera in this Tu-tu-mein-mein of behen and biwi...bahir ki nahin, ghar ki nahin, phir kahan ki Khanak?lmao)
Goon 1: arre meri toh behan hai na?
Shaan: Kabse?
Goon 1: Bachpan se (Duh...what a dialogue...bachpan se nahi hogi toh phir kabse? jawani se? waise i just remembered....oh yea random song coming..."Khanak, khanak ki jawani, i'm too sexy for you, main tere haath na aani" this is soooo yashu and Khanak songš ok i'm done...idk i just feel like connecting back to u, me aur tv interview *sigh and swoon* It's soo tempting to go watch that interview againš arre baba nahi jaa rahi)
Shaan: bachpan se? abbe kya bakwas kar raha hai, yeh meri biwi hai.
(So the tu-tu-mein-mein jaari hai, goon ne diya do, shaan ne bhi diya do, goon ne phir aur mara, shaan ne laat mari....aur aur aur...Dolphin agai beech mein saying main iski wife hoon...shaan hua aur pareshaan...Dolphin boli na shaan na, main hoon na tere saath, dono kareinge araam, araam ka he naam, Shaan ki badnaami)
(So Shaan (read something else) was looking at Khanak (read something else) the whole time he was saying this is my wife and what not. it was really cute!)
Shaan leaves Dolphin's claim and goes to Khanak saying who are you? This is my wife Khanak
Khanak: Aye wife ke husband (lmao...she is too good...give it back to him honey...if he doesn't want u then im here na! Come i'll patao you!š¤£) mera naam soniya. Aye bha bol na isko and then she says something in marathi...(idk that lang...ask our South Indian experts here)
Shaan (all serious now, main bhi ho jaati hoon): Khanak, what is wrong with you? you used to say that sharam is a woman's jewel (really good line...I love it! superb! All the other Budhis would love it too! Namoona tere ko bola haiš¤£) toh yeh sab?
Khanak (a bit serious for a second): Aye ziyada shenti nai hone ka, dekh mere ko bohat kaam pada hai, mere ko kapda badalne ka, bohat kuch...(she keeps going on in her marathi and goes to change and Shaan follows her)
Shaan: Khanak...khanak...(she is gone)
Goons follow and goon 1 tells him that our sister was always with us and when did she become ur wife? he shows him the gun (arre arre arre ...yeh kya? jab dekho gun? nakli gun kyu dekhane ka?)
Shaan agrees and leaves from there but before leaving he has a self thought: why you are refusing to recognize me, i'll come to find out soon.
Khanak: Khanak se soniya toh ban gayi par kab tak shaantanu ko iss pareshaan halat main dekh paongi? (Shaan comes from the back window and looks around to sneak in...chaalo hai re...yeh mungala toh chaalo hai) Nahi Khanak, kamzor mat bana, shaantanu ko sabakh seekhana hi hoga, iss tarah apni akeli patni ko chodne ki itna saza toh bhogatni pade gi, soniya ko kuch dere aur zinda rehna padega (she slips her kangan back in her arm)
Shaan comes and sees her from behind and comes to her while making sure the goons are not there.
Khanak senses and starts screaming and Shaan stops her from behind by putting his hand on her face.
Shaan: Khanak stop screaming or else those goons will come and throw me out. Listen, please that Dolphin(ok he didn't say that but still) is after me and claiming me to be her husband. What is this natak? stop doing natak, mazak is in it's own place is good but what is this?
Khanak: Natak? you are doing the natak! I have been saying that I am soniya but no, you are saying Khanak, Khanak, Khanak. Aniyata (I'm assuming marathi...experts ur expertise needed) you came into my room by force and telling me ur baiko and shaan agrees (such a cute shaking of her head...Haye! she is too good! Yashu was amazing and really took the cake here!) dekh tere jaise maine bohat dekhe hain (Lmfao...you have seen a lot like Shaan the Pareshaan? you have only seen one and don't have time to see another oneš) samjha? ab chup chaap iss kamera se nikal jao, nahi arshi laat mare toh sab bhool jaoge.
Shaan: Arre bhool toh main apne aap ko gaya hoon upar se tum mujhe pehchane se inkaar kar rahi ho. samajh nahi araha mere saath kya ho raha hai (of course bachu aisa hi hota hai...when u drink at night and have hang over you forget things and don't realize what is going around you...soda thodi na hai ke hyper kar dete hai aur phir just chill you down daru haiš¤£š¤£š¤£) I was with you last night but when I woke up, that Dolphin was with me. Tell me what i should do?
Khanak: you don't need to do something! whoever is going to do something, it will be me! Bhao, bhao (wait is she calling her bha or calling for bhao denaš¤£š¤£š¤£ ) Please throw him out!
Shaan (all scared of goon...i figured he will take his money out and throw it and then leave): jaa raha hoon...(tries to walk off but self-thought that whatever I am doing is all wrong but how should i find out this is Khanak or not) (OMG KT's look to her there was just amazing and to die for! wow he was checking her out too...ok wishful thinking...sorry i cudn't resistš¤£)
Khanak was all happy and nataunki mood...sooo cute...yashu took the cake!!!
Akki-boo Scenes:
Akshay comes into the board room and is about to start the meeting Boo comes announcing herself (I swear this woman is always flying high with her voice and her Akshayyy....but today toh she is with her Pink-o-rama𤣠Should we name you Pink, like the rockstar?š¤£š¤£š¤£) Akshay's face was worth a watch...(Rushad was tooo good!)
Boo: Hello Everybody! Oh my God...such a boring room! Thank God I didn't ask you ideas for our bedroom interiors.
Akshay is drinking water and Boo kisses him on the cheeks and poor guy throws it out..š¤£š¤£š¤£ his board members laughš¤£
Akshay: what are you doing baby?
Boo: what do you mean? with whom we work, you should greet them happily, it brightens the day.
Akshay: come here...please try to understand.
Boo: Koshish? you try to make me understand
Akshay: You can't embarrass me like this with this way.
Boo: baby if i didn't do anything then your board meeting will be bored...
Akshay goes back tot the board and addresses them saying sorry for this (barbie doll?š¤£š¤£š¤£ what she is one) Boo follows him and smiling like a light bulb!𤣠We should start the presentation
Boo: you don't know me, Akshay hasn't introduced me properly so i'll just introduce myself to you. I am Khusboo Khandelwal, Akshay's better half (awww Akshay looks like a puppy dog here). Much better half (she gives him that look for his attire and poor Akshay looks like what?š¤£š¤£š¤£) from today i will work with you.
Akshay goes on and start to explaining and goes toward the chart and is about to explain the chart but Boo comes there saying such a boring chart (mahan hai tu...charts boring hi hot hai chahe kuch bhi hoš¤£š¤£š¤£) she comments on the colors and says there should be Pink thereš¤£š¤£š¤£ then she goes on saying i have a better idea and a new plan. She goes to the board and start talking about a new plan and that plan is cosmetics (obviouslyš¤£š¤£š¤£ Barbie Doll acha lagne ke liye of course yehi suggest karegiš¤£š¤£š¤£) She goes on to explain what it could be called "Omph" (lmao the Omph factor...the award for that goes to Shanakš¤£) or "Pinky" and one board says that his daughter's name is pinky (lmfao...r u here for a meeting or to talk about ur daughterš¤£) she says that women will be in charge of this new project, more money. Akshay comes and says that they can talk about her idea later but first look at the recent project. Boo goes on to address saying that he didn't sleep properly last night so hence this way and tells them that they can have this meeting later and sends them away while Akshay looks on.
Bechara akshay...sabke saamne mard, biwi ke saamne dardš¤£
Khanak with her bhas:
Khanak: Bas, it is enough. I don't want to trouble Shaantanu anymore. He came to meet me here, to apologize to me and I forgot to recognize him. Did it help?
Goon 3: Dekho sister it did help. Now you know what type of a guy he is.
Khanak: I already know what type of person he is...(she is alll cute and in love...blushing)
Goon 3: how is he?
Khanak: Bilkul bache jaise ( awwww cutie pie)
Goon 1: I don't think so (are you line maraoing on my Yashu?š¤£š¤£š¤£)
khanak: He is like that...his heart and mind is like a kid...pata nahi kahan chale gaye honge?
Goon 3: where he has gone, we will know the details soon
Khanak: how is that?
Goon 1: Soniya se...
Khanak: Who is this soniya?
Goon 3: Our sister...
Khanak: But that is me...
Goon 1: you are my sister but soniya is the Dolphin with shaan (Sorry i cudn't resist..she is a dolphinš¤£)
Goon 3: I don't think Shaan is the right guy like you have said.
Jahnsi ke Raani jaag gayi: Aye...he is the best husband and best person. just because you are helping that doesn't mean you insult him. He is the best person, if you said anything against him then watch what I will do...
Goons say sorry like kids
Khanak sits cutely and is angry...
Shaan outside:
Shaan is walking around and trying to find a way to see if this is Khanak. He meets Dolphin, who calls him over...he turns the other way and then bati jali! he realized that she is trying to teach him a lesson and he goes that he is not that much of a budhtal and says let's play (I swear I remember that behind the scene pictures...KT was closer to yashu than to that girl...sorry cudn't help it)
Akki-boo:
Akki is trying to tell her what this place was and who was here and telling her that they are here to do serious work. Boo agrees and looks around the room saying that they use such glasses?( I swear this lady is a complete shallow womanš¤£š¤£š¤£ a dhabba...im sorry im not like that) she volunteers to buy the designers' glasses. Akshay is trying to make her understand. Boo is like I agree that but this is important too, you are at office and im at home bored and she says that she will be here now so they can be together. She goes on saying that the board is boring and that they need young lady with all the budhas. Akki very proudly says he didn't do it on purpose and she goes female discrimination and he goes to explain that he didn't do it because of her and she is all fida over that and then decides she wud be in the board every day with him so he can focus (Akshay and focus with you around? you are mad woman...he wud be more worried than focusš¤£) She tells him she is going home now and from tomorrow they will come in the office matchy matchy...Akshay looks on and asks God for help! Poor guy!š¤£š¤£š¤£
Rushad and Boo were brilliant! much more comfy now!
Shaan with Dolphin:
Shaan self-thought: so she is trying to be chipko like a wife so let's see how much she proves her wife-liness (Shaan is sooo smart! damn I love KT"s face...ok I am in love with him again)
Shaan to Dolphin: Acha main tumhe kya keh raha tha hum kahin aur chalte hain...
Dolphin: sure baby let's go.
They get up and Dolphin wants to go right and Shaan back to the place and she is worried and Shaan drags her to the place of the bar.
Khanak with Goons:
Goon 3: listen sister if your love is deep then nothing can stop it but you have to be patient soniya is with him so he will be fine.
Khanak: If soniya is there so what shall i do? I want to know where he is right now.
Goon 1: why r u sad, i'll call her now right now
Goon 3: Why r u behaving this way? we did this natak to make him understand.
Khanak: No he is a kid and I know he can't take care of himself w/o me.
The phone is ringing and it is coming from around the place and it seems our lovely fake couple walk in with Shaan all serious and Dolphin trying to run away. She doesn't pick up the phone, while Khanak looks on at them. Shaan is all serious and mocks them saying that why won't she pick up? Dolphin says that her family is calling her and Shaan is like tell them that she is with him, her hubby. He looks at khanak when he says that.
Goon comes upto him and says what are you doing here and wants to get beaten up. Shaan puts his hand on him but looks at Khanak and says, "What do you think that I will go away from here w/o saying sorry to my mistake. Whenever I make a mistake, I say sorry for my mistake."
He looks at Khanak, who is all smiles that he is here to manao her. He goes to her and reach for the flower that is in the pot behind her and he takes it out and looks at Khanak. she is thinking he is bringing it to her but he goes to the Dolphin and says sorry to her and says he will give her the wifely darja and then goes to Khanak saying we need all your ashirwad and yours too Soniya (to Khanak) Khanak is angry and sad and leaves from there. Shaan looks at the camera and smiles.
Precap:
Shaan comes looking for her in the room and can't find her. He comes saying that he was only joking to chidao her.
OMG I remembered the song from Biwi No 1 when watching this epi..."Hai hai mirchi, uff uff mirchi"š¤£
Edited by rooj-i - 14 years ago