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An ode to Jasoos Jaiswal
Jasoos Piya Jaiswal
Is up and about
My hottie Abhay Raichand,
You better watch out!
For when Jasoos Jaiswal
Is on the watch
She's a regular Uncle Podger
Expect some hotch-potch!
She'll use the internet
For she's a girl of today
But instead of Google
She'll Loogle away!
Loogle, I tell you!
Have you ever heard of it?
Me neither! But I googled it
And really, it exists!
And before you go on
With Loogling Nosferatu
You might consider this
You have a secret too.
How would you like it?
If Abhay went around
Telling tales of your daddy
To everyone in town!
Please Jasoos Jaiswal
Use that pea-sized brain
Don't insult our sensibilities
Don't invite our disdain!
Oh my dear Jasoos Jaiswal
I wish you would
Put your time to better use
And do as you should
Go to class, study,
And get good grades
And if Abhay asks you out
Go out on a date!
And if he doesn't
Don't sulk and pout
Find a way to get your man
There's more than one route!
The ways to a man's heart
Are many, my dear!
And none of them involve
Invading his sphere.
You can coax and love
And trust and give
You might even try
Letting him live!
True love, dearest Piya
Is about selflessness
Its about giving all you have
Not knowing what's best.
You build houses of dreams
And hope for the best
If those dreams fall apart
You rebuild, with zest!
My dear Jasoos Jaiswal
He's yours for the taking
Open up your heart
He's yours! Asleep or waking!
But spare us the jasoosi
Its beneath you, you know it
Just be there for him
If you really love him, show it!
NB: Uncle Podger, for those who don't know, is a character from a book called "Three men in a boat" by Jerome.K.Jerome.
Jasoos Piya Jaiswal
Is up and about
My hottie Abhay Raichand,
You better watch out!
For when Jasoos Jaiswal
Is on the watch
She's a regular Uncle Podger
Expect some hotch-potch!
She'll use the internet
For she's a girl of today
But instead of Google
She'll Loogle away!
Loogle, I tell you!
Have you ever heard of it?
Me neither! But I googled it
And really, it exists!
And before you go on
With Loogling Nosferatu
You might consider this
You have a secret too.
How would you like it?
If Abhay went around
Telling tales of your daddy
To everyone in town!
Please Jasoos Jaiswal
Use that pea-sized brain
Don't insult our sensibilities
Don't invite our disdain!
Oh my dear Jasoos Jaiswal
I wish you would
Put your time to better use
And do as you should
Go to class, study,
And get good grades
And if Abhay asks you out
Go out on a date!
And if he doesn't
Don't sulk and pout
Find a way to get your man
There's more than one route!
The ways to a man's heart
Are many, my dear!
And none of them involve
Invading his sphere.
You can coax and love
And trust and give
You might even try
Letting him live!
True love, dearest Piya
Is about selflessness
Its about giving all you have
Not knowing what's best.
You build houses of dreams
And hope for the best
If those dreams fall apart
You rebuild, with zest!
My dear Jasoos Jaiswal
He's yours for the taking
Open up your heart
He's yours! Asleep or waking!
But spare us the jasoosi
Its beneath you, you know it
Just be there for him
If you really love him, show it!
NB: Uncle Podger, for those who don't know, is a character from a book called "Three men in a boat" by Jerome.K.Jerome.
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