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Hey Guyssssssssssssss!!!
So, I just watched the episode and looks like Shaan wants some rules set between the two...and why, just to get his name in the gift!! And the rules he sets up -
1. No argument with Shaan, the patidev
2. His word is final..
3. Write his name on the gift!
And the first two rules is somethign I have seen every BF/Hubby dream about and coming with dabbe paaon to his GF/Wife and speaking either in the most feeble voice or concocted bravery expression, about the desire to have those rules!!!...
And how easily I have seen the girls give the assurance that there above rule is defn the way to go and they would be the man of the house......BTW, U r taking the couch today!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...and go on with their as usual chores and rules!! 🤣🤣
*shakes head, fedup muh*
oh! when would these guys learn.....🤣🤣....I am very proud of we girls....
So, now gals....
*rubs hands gleefully*
*mischeivious glint in eyes*
What I wanna do here is, list down the rules that you wanna draw for Shaan-Khanak...
Are u ready galsssssssssssssss??
Vent your feelings and rules here that you would want your BF/Hubby to follow, which Shaan should follow to the T.....
and gals with no BFs or Hubbies, just think about future honey!!! 🤣🤣
Get Set Goooooooooooooooooo!!
Love,
DD
I am consolidating all your rules in one list below...(I will clean up the list later on)...Keep throwing!! 😆😆
Consolidated List for Shaan/BFs/Hubbys:
@courtesy: Manita (rbo_fan)
1. You have to listen when you are told to do so...
2. You can not leave your stuff everywhere in the room/house....it has to be in a proper place.
3. You have to be patient when a girl is shopping.
(Addition by Amrita (amrita2010))Yeah, don't start snoring while sitting on the couch in the lounge
4. You will not laugh or make fun when your GF/wife is watching a romantic flick and becomes emotional.
5. You have to express what you feel, it doesn't have to be understood....we are not mind-readers.
@courtesy: DD (Dancingdoll)
6. When we talk, u have to listen....I mean, really listen, because we might pop up the Q anytime and u would be thoroughly tested on ur listening power, if failed, U take the couch again and cook ur own food!! 🤣🤣🤣
@courtesy: Beeni(tofeeees)
7. This actor called Karan Tacker is HOT! Read it and Memorize it. If you cannot i shall help you.
8. This fictional character called Shaantanu Khandelwal is also HOT. Read it and become like him. If you cannot, consider this relationship a samjhota.
9. Do not disturb me when I am watching my favourite shows on TV. Don't you dare comment.
10. Eat everything I cook regardless of it's look, taste, texture, shape, temperature and feel. And therafter be thankful that i cooked it for you.
11. Keep to your side of the bed...sometimes.
12. Do not gain weight. Only the woman is allowed to gain weight. And i am the woman.
13. No eating on the Couch
14. No eating on the Bed
15. If you drop a morsel of food while eating consider yourself banned from the living room. And NO you do not get to move the television with you.
16. Love me inspite of all the rules imposed on you above.
@courtesy: DD (Dancingdoll)
17. You dare not peek or interrupt when I am on IF! No questions like who, why, what about IFs! Any pestering, sleep with your grandfather! When i am on IF, I am on vacation!
18. When it's my TV time, your news time gets over! Make your own news in a different room! 🤣
19. Minimum 4 days a week, you cook and do dishes! Very soon you might/would get promoted to Laundry, Dusting and Vaccuming!! 🤣🤣
(addition by Vandu (togepe30))Yeahhh...And then like the Star One shows....The 4 days will become 5....and eventually 6....with no increase in the crew/cast of the family....so u have to manage it...Coz there is no CINTAA law of 12 hrs labour applicable...
@courtesy: Vandu(togepe30)
20. Yeah....and keep acknowledging my efforts with gifts from time to time. Time has a definite limit. Max 2 weeks! I hear that the new term is biweekly salary rather than monthly? 😉
🤣🤣
@courtesy: DD (Dancingdoll)
20.
"I forgot" or "I don't remember" or confused faces are no more in your dictionary. I say, you do! 🤣 or else next 1 month dishing and dusting is yours!
@courtesy: Shriya (sshriyaa84)
21. Always put up a smiling face no matter however irritating and repetitive the matter told by me is to u.
22. Do all house hold work on holidays and not to behave as though u are the Badshah of Delhi without even lifting a little finger on holidays & to have the only task of eating and sleeping well and watching movies on holidays...remember i also work outside like u.. what will happen if we also do the same? and no "My Mommy" talks would get any ears here!
23. Do not pose in front of all visitors relatives and family members as though i am the one controlling and running the house..and that u have no say. and u are hen pecked....dont have that becahra look when they are around...
24. Whatever is served in the plate or at the dining table eat it without asking for anything else..there is no choice for u ..i can only make choices...
25. Keep ur cupboard in proper condition always and not once in ablue moon.
26. Attend to all outside work like dropping cheques etc., ur self. Dont club it with mine...
27. Dont take everything very lightly always, take things seriously atleast some times.. I will update the rule book for the defn of sometimes!
28.dont eat food or snacks al around the house and spill things..
29. Now also dont make fun of my commenting for long hours on IF saying what am i upto by doing all this...and i am totally mad after these fictional characters..and even more my watching few tv serials saying all are totally hopeless.
30. The most important rule never argue with me and be at logger heads remember i am the woman and i am always right..
@courtesy: Manita (rbo_fan)
31. You are not allowed to drag my first family- parents and siblings in any conversation.......I can draw references from yours......as and when the need be.
32. You are bound to take upon the responsibility of uplifting my spirits whenever I am feeling low....how well and early you do it draws bonus marks to you.
33. You are supposed to plan a dinner once a week, a small outing once a month, a holiday once in 3 months as a part of your duty.
34. whenever I get ready for a special occasion, party etc or wear a new dress that I have spent hours selecting....you are strictly restricted from being distracted by anything on this planet......You Are supposed to have a deep, long look at me and appreciate......i repeat Appreciate..!!!!😆😆😆
32. You are bound to take upon the responsibility of uplifting my spirits whenever I am feeling low....how well and early you do it draws bonus marks to you.
33. You are supposed to plan a dinner once a week, a small outing once a month, a holiday once in 3 months as a part of your duty.
34. whenever I get ready for a special occasion, party etc or wear a new dress that I have spent hours selecting....you are strictly restricted from being distracted by anything on this planet......You Are supposed to have a deep, long look at me and appreciate......i repeat Appreciate..!!!!😆😆😆
@courtesy: Amrita(amrita2010)
35. When ever I watch the repeats of my favourite shows, never say 'that crack, again'...because I too never complain about your boring news channels
36. Never say that a technician will attend whenever something wrong happens with my connection or lappie
37. Never force me to go out with you, at the time of my favourite shows, because I love to watch them ek dum fresh and hot
38. When a new serial is promoted never ask me 'honey, are you going to watch this crack too?'
39. Don't ever complain when I join with you on bed late on weekends
40. Attend the baby at times I watch my fav serial , because she is your daughter too
41. Don't complain saying that I have a hot dude as the display of my phone .....(I can always see you, so no need of keeping pics, but hot dudes on TV I don't see them always)
42. I'm the boss in the house while you are the boss at your office....so at home I rule and if you want to rule and give orders go to your office and do so...Once it is over get back to home, simple
43. Accept my mental dating with my dudes and you can date your babes too....but ONLY mentally.
(Addition by DD)You might do the Bird watching (It's just watching) because I will never stop my Dog watching! 🤣
44. Love and live with me accepting all the above 40 rules and I would be adding more when I could think of some more
45. And never forget to arrange a seperate TV set for the SEPERATE room because you can't take mine with you😆
46. I don't mind telling for the sake even but should never say that I have gained a few pounds even....
(Addition by DD) You dare not say that I have put on weight...I mean NEVER EVER IN YOUR LIFE SPAN! Even if I ask, I am always thin.
( @courtesy: Veena(-Veena-))
47. If they are cute(boys/men) they are going to be loved (By Me..).
48. I don't want to hear anything breathing when I am watching this show..
49. FB time is MY time.. don't ask any questions you are not going to get any answers.
50. NOBODY.. nobody borrows my clothes.. don't even touch them..else I have to wash them.. (OCD babie)
51. The room should be picked up ALWAYS..
52. Make my coffee just right with the right vanilla in there.. My coffee is very important.
53. Those SOCK's go in the freaking laundry hamper.
54. IF in public.. don't talk loudly on the cell' else take it out!
55. Shoes is my life babie.. don't complain they are only going to increase.
56. Goes without saying .. One day a week or two or three is shopping day.. don't ask how much I spent!! Phsstt..
(@courtesy: DD)
57. "Mein tumhaara Patti Hoon", "Mein Tumhaara Paati Hoon" - Chillao Math!...I am not deaf...but if I hear that one more time,you certainly will get a permanent gag in your accessories! 🤣
(@courtesy: Veena(-Veena-))
58. NOONE makes rulez except me!!!!😎
Disclaimer: This list is just for fun and amusement. It's a result of mockery and irony of the age old discussion on "Man from Mars and Woman from venus". This need not be taken seriously and actually implemented!
Anupamaa
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
