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Posted: 14 years ago
#11

Originally posted by: togepe30

Rule Number 4: Eat everything I cook regardless of it's look, taste, texture, shape, temperature and feel. And therafter be thankful that i cooked it for you......Yeah....and keep acknowledging my efforts with gifts from time to time..

okie Vandu...I take the gift one as the next rule from u....v v v v v imp!! 🤣
"Yeah....and keep acknowledging my efforts with gifts from time to time. Time has a definite limit. Max 2 weeks! I hear that the new term is biweekly salary rather than monthly? 😉"
Edited by Dancingdoll - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#12
oh...1 more....
"I forgot" or "I don't remember" or confused faces are no more in your dictionary. I say, you do! 🤣 or else next 1 month dishing and dusting is yours!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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yaar nikita here are my set of rules
1.always put up a smiling face no matter however irritating and repetitive the matter told by me is to u.
2.do all house hold work on holidays and not to behave as though u are th Badshah of Delhi without even lifting a little finger on holidays.a
nd to have the only task of eating and sleeping well and watching movies on holidays...remember i also work outside like u.. what will happen if we also do the same?
and dont say ur mom used to manage both outside job and home work so well then why cant u
3.do not pose in front of all visitors relatives and family members as though i am the one controlling and running the house..and that u have no say. and u are hen pecked....dont have that becahra look when they are around...
4.Whatever is served in the plate or at the dining table eat it without asking for anything else..there is no choice for u ..i can only make choices...
5.keep ur cupboard in proper condition always and not once in ablue moon.
6.Attend to all outside work like dropping cheques etc., ur seflDot club it with mine...
7.dont take everything always very lightly take things seriously atleast some times..
8.dont eat food or snacks al around the house and spill things..
9.now also dont make fun of my commenting for long hours on IF saying what am i upto by doing all this...and i am totally mad after these fictional characters..and even more my watching few tv serials saying all are totally hopeless.
10.beeni completley agree u have to cook on saturday and sundays my holdays so tht i can relax and enjoy.
and the most important rule never argue with me and be at logger heads remember i am the womanand i am always right..
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Posted: 14 years ago
#14
OMG Shriya!! u look experienced...added to the list....My dad does atleast 7 out of the stuff tht u have mentioned!! 🤣
Edited by Dancingdoll - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#15
it is getting interesting with every new post.............😆
I agree with all the above rules consolidated by various learned / experienced individuals......😆😆

A Few More---

1. You are not allowed to drag my first family- parents and siblings in any conversation.......I can draw references from yours......as and when the need be.

2. You are bound to take upon the responsibility of uplifting my spirits whenever I am feeling low....how well and early you do it draws bonus marks to you.

3. You are supposed to plan a dinner once a week, a small outing once a month, a holiday once in 3 months as a part of your duty.

4. whenever I get ready for a special occasion, party etc or wear a new dress that I have spent hours selecting....you are strictly restricted from being distracted by anything on this planet......You Are supposed to have a deep, long look at me and appreciate......i repeat Appreciate..!!!!😆😆😆
😆
Edited by rbo_fan - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#16

Originally posted by: Dancingdoll

Hey Guyssssssssssssss!!! Gosh, DD I'm at the airport to go on a two day trip to India after eight years People are looking at me thinking that I'm crazy 😆😆

So, I just watched the episode and looks like Shaan wants some rules set between the two...and why, just to get his name in the gift!! And the rules he sets up -
1. No argument with Shaan, the patidev
No arguments with words, but with actions, never say a word!!!
2. His word is final..
Her word will be just the start/beginning
3. Write his name on the gift!
Write his name on everywhere on her, with the trade mark ....main tumhara patti hun isliye
And the first two rules is somethign I have seen every BF/Hubby dream about and coming with dabbe paaon to his GF/Wife and speaking either in the most feeble voice or concocted bravery expression, about the desire to have those rules!!!...
They could always dream of it because they would never get a chance to do so, in real life😆
And how easily I have seen the girls give the assurance that there above rule is defn the way to go and they would be the man of the house......BTW, U r taking the couch today!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...and go on with their as usual chores and rules!! 🤣🤣
*shakes head, fedup muh*
oh! when would these guys learn.....🤣🤣....I am very proud of we girls....
They would never learn, that is why they are our hubby dears
So, now gals....
*rubs hands gleefully*
*mischeivious glint in eyes*
What I wanna do here is, list down the rules that you wanna draw for Shaan-Khanak...
Are u ready galsssssssssssssss??
Halla bole
Vent your feelings and rules here that you would want your BF/Hubby to follow, which Shaan should follow to the T.....
and gals with no BFs or Hubbies, just think about future honey!!! 🤣🤣
Get Set Goooooooooooooooooo!!
Love,
DD
I am consolidating all your rules in one list below...Keep throwing!! 😆😆
Consolidated List for Shaan/BFs/Hubbys:
@courtesy: Manita (rbo_fan)
1. You have to listen when you are told to do so...Wah, dr ji 👏
2. You can not leave your stuff everywhere in the room/house....it has to be in a proper place. Heck yes, if not stay away...I mean out
3. You have to be patient when a girl is shopping. Yeah, don't start snoring while sitting on the couch in the lounge
4. You will not laugh or make fun when your GF/wife is watching a romantic flick and becomes emotional.😭😭😭
5. You have to express what you feel, it doesn't have to be understood....we are not mind-readers. yeah, why not even we do so
@courtesy: DD (Dancingdoll)
6. When we talk, u have to listen....I mean, really listen, because we might pop up the Q anytime and u would be thoroughly tested on ur listening power, if failed, U take the couch again and cook ur own food!! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏DD, my poor hubby got caught several times before but he has learned alot with time
@courtesy: Beeni(tofeeees)
7. This actor called Karan Tacker is HOT! Read it and Memorize it. If you cannot i shall help you. Are you sure he could melt the wax of a candle with his hotness.....I don't mean melting an ice cube😉
8. This fictional character called Shaantanu Khandelwal is also HOT. Read it and become like him. If you cannot, consider this relationship a samjhota.
9. Do not disturb me when I am watching my favourite shows on TV. Don't you dare comment.👏👏👏👏
10. Eat everything I cook regardless of it's look, taste, texture, shape, temperature and feel. And therafter be thankful that i cooked it for you. No wonder sometimes we add sugar instead of salt while thinking about our dudes(imaginery dudes)
11. Keep to your side of the bed...sometimes. Keep the kid in between at these times, if not draw a line with water....haan water
12. Do not gain weight. Only the woman is allowed to gain weight. And i am the woman.
13. No eating on the Couch
14. No eating on the Bed
15. If you drop a morsel of food while eating consider yourself banned from the living room. And NO you do not get to move the television with you.👏👏👏
16. Love me inspite of all the rules imposed on you above.
@courtesy: DD (Dancingdoll)
17. You dare not peek or interrupt when I am on IF! No questions like who, why, what about IFs! Any pestering, sleep with your grandfather!
Poor fellow has to sleep with grandfather😭😭😭
18. When it's my TV time, your news time gets over! Make your own news in a different room! 🤣
And never forget to arrange a seperate TV set for the SEPERATE room because you can't take mine with you😆
19. Minimum 4 days a week, you cook and do dishes! Very soon you might/would get promoted to Laundry, Dusting and Vaccuming!! 🤣🤣
@courtesy: Vandu(togepe30)
20. Yeah....and keep acknowledging my efforts with gifts from time to time. Time has a definite limit. Max 2 weeks! I hear that the new term is biweekly salary rather than monthly? 😉
🤣🤣
@courtesy: DD (Dancingdoll)
20.
"I forgot" or "I don't remember" or confused faces are no more in your dictionary. I say, you do! 🤣 or else next 1 month dishing and dusting is yours!
@courtesy: Shriya (sshriyaa84)
21. Always put up a smiling face no matter however irritating and repetitive the matter told by me is to u.
22. Do all house hold work on holidays and not to behave as though u are the Badshah of Delhi without even lifting a little finger on holidays & to have the only task of eating and sleeping well and watching movies on holidays...remember i also work outside like u.. what will happen if we also do the same? and no "My Mommy" talks would get any ears here!
23. Do not pose in front of all visitors relatives and family members as though i am the one controlling and running the house..and that u have no say. and u are hen pecked....dont have that becahra look when they are around...
24. Whatever is served in the plate or at the dining table eat it without asking for anything else..there is no choice for u ..i can only make choices...
25. Keep ur cupboard in proper condition always and not once in ablue moon.
26. Attend to all outside work like dropping cheques etc., ur self. Dont club it with mine...
27. Dont take everything very lightly always, take things seriously atleast some times.. I will update the rule book for the defn of sometimes!
28.dont eat food or snacks al around the house and spill things..
29. Now also dont make fun of my commenting for long hours on IF saying what am i upto by doing all this...and i am totally mad after these fictional characters..and even more my watching few tv serials saying all are totally hopeless.
30. The most important rule never argue with me and be at logger heads remember i am the woman and i am always right..

Some of my rules
31. When ever I watch the repeats of my favourite shows, never say 'that crack, again'...because I too never complain about your boring news channels
32. Never say that a technician will attend whenever something wrong happens with my connection or lappie
33. Never force me to go out with you, at the time of my favourite shows, because I love to watch them ek dum fresh and hot
34. When a new serial is promoted never ask me 'honey, are you going to watch this crack too?'
35. Don't ever complain when I join with you on bed late on weekends
36. Attend the baby at times I watch my fav serial , because she is your daughter too
37. Don't complain saying that I have a hot dude as the display of my phone .....(I can always see you, so no need of keeping pics, but hot dudes on TV I don't see them always)
38. I'm the boss in the house while you are the boss at your office....so at home I rule and if you want to rule and give orders go to your office and do so...Once it is over get back to home, simple
39. Accept my mental dating with my dudes and you can date your babes too....but ONLY mentally
40. Love and live with me accepting all the above 40 rules and I would be adding more when I could think of some more
I will see if I could add more to the list....now it's time for me to say bye byeee.....
Edited by amrita2010 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#17

Originally posted by: Dancingdoll

Now, seeing Beeni's list, my brain waves -

1. You dare not peek or interrupt when I am on IF! No questions like who, why, what about IFs! Any pestering, sleep with your grandfather!
I knwwwwwwwwww.........I hate it when people peek into the screen to see what m doing on IF....And I absolutely hate answering the Why's and What's...infact I dont answer those😆
2. When it's my TV time, your news time gets over! Make your own news in a different room! 🤣
That could be dangerous....!!😆
3. Minimum 4 days a week, you cook and do dishes! Very soon, you might/would get promoted to Laundry, Dusting and Vaccuming!! 🤣🤣
Yeahhh...And then like the Star One shows....The 4 days will become 5....and eventually 6....with no increase in the crew/cast of the family....so u have to manage it...Coz there is no CINTAA law of 12 hrs labour applicable...

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Lolzz i must say dis is nt a girly topic bt a true lady topic...Lolzz xD xD who cares ?? in the end we r the same females.... :P :P
well im havin no bf no hubby nuthing actually ....bt i cn always dream...
mostly im happy wid any guy who relle loves me nd makes me happy nd i love him tooo...so no rules...let me marry den i will command him bt i dont wanna be like khushboo...hehe :P
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Posted: 14 years ago
#19

Originally posted by: -Candy-

well im havin no bf no hubby nuthing actually ....

Nor do I.....But still m enjoying making the rules....and I loveee the topic😆
Edited by togepe30 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#20
LOOOOLLL!! OMG! 🤣 where was I during all of this? (sleeping.)

🤣 Beeni, your first two rules are AWESOME!! 🤣 you are going to be a very in-control wife.🤣

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