The Confuse Viewers Production's "Dill Mein Ghaas" will see a twist to confuse the already confused viewers. Dr.Rampa who happily got married to Dr.Sidhu for the second time is gearing up to have a EMA with her lover Dr.Arju. Witnesses say Dr.Rampa was full of praises for sidhu just a day before her remarriage and was heard telling everyone that she wants to spend her whole life with him. But after marrying him again she has lost interested in poor sidhu.
We decided to talk to rampa to know more about her decision. When we asked her why she wants to reject poor sidhu, this is what she told us. " I got married to sidhu twice; phir bhi woh naalayak ne kuch nahin kiya. Am already 28 and am not interested in dieing a virgin. Dr.Arju on the other hand will keep me happy and will save me from cockroaches unlike sidhu who is scared of them".
Rampa's decision has shocked the SR fans who had been waiting to see their C-night. Miss Khushboo could not control her tears while talking to us. She said she had hoped to see SR C-night and it looks like its AR who will do it. Miss Munni a staunch AR fan and sidhu hater said she cannot control her happiness that after all sidhu will remain 'naam ka pati' while arju will do the 'kaam'.
Our inside khabroo informs us that this time the cvs are 'inspired' by the movie ' murder'. We even heard that the cvs shall play the song "bheege hont tere" while arju & rampa are busy with the 'act', so that the fans can take 'bharpur anand'.
We contacted the CVs to know why 'murder' of all the movies they could copy. Mr.Jhoojhoo , one of the CVs told us that they wanted to show what adultery is to the minor' fans who have never watched the movie before. Tinku, while sucking a lollipop said , " I no see murder, hashmi uncle-malli aunty kiss. My mama papa no allow me. Thank u jhoojhoo uncle; now I watch DMG and see arju-rampa good scene".
So will Arju do a Imran Hashmi act while rampa becomes mallika sherawat for a change?? Will Sidhu become the villain so that arju-rampa can be guilt-free and live happily ever after???
If u still has the strength in u to watch the confused drama, switch on ur tv every mon-fri only on Stone-one channel and suffer.
JS, Lunatic Times
