ArMan as News Readers

ArMan as News Readers

Archana and Manav get jobs as news reader in a popular hindi news channel. Both happen to get the same time slot and are asked to read the news together. They are surprised to see each other, but anyhow telecast starts.

Manav- Archana tum

Archana- ji aap?

(Eye Lock for 1 min and back ground song starts playing. Aankho hi aankhon mein ishara ho gaya..baithe baithe jeene ka sahara ho gaya)

Camera Man- bhagwan ki khatir news padho yeh live telecast hai aap logon ke romance shoot karne hum nahin baithe hain

Manav- darshakon ko mera namaskar

Archana- manav mera bhi manaskar bol dijiye na

Manav-hum dono ka namaskar aap sabhi ko

Archana- rajdhani delhi mein garmi itni badh gayi hai ki main kya bataun. Logon ko raaton ko neend nahi aa rahi hai

Manav- wow..tab to raaton ko kaafi kuch more meaningful kaam karte honge

Archana- chhi gande..delhi mein paani ki aisi katauti chal rahi ki peene ka paani tak nahi mil raha. Nahane ki baat chhodiye

Manav- great..pati patni ek sath naha lete to kaafi paani bach jata..kyun archana

Archana- chhi..kithne apavitra vichar hain aap ke..jaiye main aap ke sath baat nahin karti

Director- OMG yeh kya ho raha hai. Aage badho

Archana-udhar prime minister ne kaha hai ki terrorism ko ab hum nahin badhne denge..strong action liya jayega

Manav- matlab abhi tak hamari sarkar terrorism ko badhawa de rahi thi. Khair jammu Kashmir se hamare correspondent ne yeh khabar di hai ki

Archana- wow Kashmir..bahut achhi jagah hai na Manav'.kabhi le chalo na mujhe

Manav-kya fayada tumhe le ke wahan..wahan bhi ja ke lag alag sona hai

Archana- chhi gande

Director- news padho plz

Manav-kashmir se hamare journalist Sonu line pe hain. Chaliye sonu se baat karte hain

Archana- sonu kya aap hum ko sun pa rahe hain

Sonu- wow Archana..kaash hum aap ko dekh sakte

Manav- sonu aap Kashmir ki khabar dijiye..parayi aurat ko line mat mariye

Sonu- ji..kashmir mein aaj CM ne..

Archana- kya boring news de rahe ho sonu kuch achhi kahabr sunao na

Sonu- Kashmir ka mausam abhi kaafi mastana hai..perfect for honeymoon

Archana- koi pavita word kaho na jaise shaadi ke baad ghumne keliye jana

(sonu se link toot jati hai)

Manav-ab chalte hain sports news mein. Sachin ke bina India team ke scores aap kaafi easily calculate kar sakte hain. Like sehwag ne 0 banaya to team score 100 aur sehwag ne 100 banaya to team score 200

Archana- ab chalte hain national women's tennis mein

Manav- yeh khabar mujhe padhne do na. aur tennis stars ki photo dikhao na

Archana- ladkiyon ki baat aa gayi to aap utawle kyun ho jate ho

Manav-tumhe kya?

Archana- nahin aap ladkiyon wali khabar nahi padhoge na ki photo dekhoge

Manav- kyun bhala

Archana- kyun ki aap sirf mere ho

Manav-haai la. I love yoo

Archana- I love you too

(Director and others come and stop the telecast)

Manav- band kyun kiya?

Archana- hum ne news thik se nahin padhi kya?

Director- nahin madam ji TRP to sahi ja rahi thi. Kal se bas aap dono hi 24 hrs news padhoge.. Par shravani naam ki ek ladki ne yahan bawal macha rakha hai aap dono ko ek sath news padhte aur i love you kehte dekh ke. Abhi usko telecast karne ja rahe hain

The End..

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Hilaaaaarious SD🤣🤣

bhawag bachey aise news channel ko🤣🤣🤣🤣

End Was superb SD bahi tussi Chaa gaye

Superb as always SD Bhai,

kya news thi waise ye news raat ke 12 baje ka baad he aati hoge i guess😉 hay na😆😆😆

wow mujhe be mauka mila archana se baat karne kaThanks SD Bhai

hey nyc😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

SD bhai, totally hillarious... Luvedd itt completely..
manav archana ka kuch nahin hoo sakta loll..
Aise aur threadd post karte rehna..
Fully funny lol..

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so funny..these two will never change..👏👏👏 👍🏼

Excellent SD, 👏