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Posted: 15 years ago
My Review of toy story:

For those who haven't watched the movie and are not going to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Story_3




Plot:

Andy goes to college, takes woody with him, and is about to keep his other toys in the attic but his mom accidentally puts it in the garbage. However the toys escape and decide sneak to into his moms car where there's a box which has toys to be donated to a daycare. They hop on , much to woody's chagrin and decide to stay in sunny-side daycare. They are welcomed by lotso huggin bear 😆and the other toys to stay. Woody runs away and somehow gets taken by the daughter of the day care lady. Meanwhile the toys have an awful time in the day care, getting pummeled , licked and mangled by the very young kids, while lotso and his toys get treated gently by their kids. Buzz goes out to ask for a transfer for all the toys. Further more, woody finds out from a toy in the little girl's room that there's more to lotsohuggin bear than meets the eye.


What's great:
The plot is very interesting , and a bit sadder and darker than the previous two . It lets go of a few toys from the previous movies, and creates a huge change for the toys in Andy's room.
The music is also well made, compliments the story well. The new characters, good guys and villains like Ken,surveillance monkey, big baby,jessie,the talking phone,etc are also awesome and really are a fantastic addition to the story. Most of the toys from the previous movies are there, just as lovable 😃

What sucks: (spoiler)
It's kinda short for one, just a bit over 1 and a half hours. Also some of the characters like lotso huggin bear could have had more depth to him. Oh sure, there's a back story to him, but he doesnt really come across as a good villain, like Stinky Pete. Also the fact that the writers decided for him not to turn good and meet his old owner, who lost him, made me a bit sad. The fact that he's a bad guy is kind of predictable too, but I'm 20 and pretty much all stories are predictable to me. 😆

Bottom line:

A fantastic movie for kids and fans of the series alike. Not perfect, but it's a sequel that really works. an enjoyable watch. If you're the type of kid who got sick of stuff you liked as a kid, I'm not sure whether you'll like it.
Edited by old-black-joe - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
I'm bunking college today. got an accounts test on wednesday, and I need to do well in that.
mr.ass thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
Looks like an interesting game:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwH4ZRyN2B0[/YOUTUBE]
Edited by old-black-joe - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago

According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror..

************ *
Moral to this story:-

There are teachers..... and then there are educators.

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: angie.4u

According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror..

************ *
Moral to this story:-

There are teachers..... and then there are educators.


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blue-ice. thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
WOW!!!! this forum is soooooo dead😕😒
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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: angie.4u

According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror..

************ *
Moral to this story:-

There are teachers..... and then there are educators.

I would have asked all the gals to clean the mirrors and the toilets as well.😆
In one of our China Factories the workers wrote some graffiti on the walls and lift. So they manager got all the workers to clean it up , since no one owned it. Now the problem has stopped as the workers themselves will kill their colleagues if they catch them.
Edited by Summer3 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
Moderators Note: Edited Derogatory cartoons towards members.

Edited by return_to_hades - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
My next translation.
This one is terrible. I hope I don't have to yell at myself.

*chorus*

Main chahoo krodh, main chahoo rog
Main chahoo jo bhi, de do tum muft
Main chahoo pyar, pyar, vyar, pyar
Main chahoo pyar

Main chahoo natak, aur hathon ka sparsh
Chamdi ka chumma, de do ret mei
Main chahoo pyar, pyar, vyar, pyar
Main chahoo pyar

tum jaano tum mera pyar
teer mere dil ke aar paar
tum ho mera, mera b--------

Main chahoo pyar, aur atyachar
Dono milke karle b--------
Main chahoo pyar, ghor atyachar
Dono milke karle b--------

Oh Oh karle b--------
Oh Oh karle b--------

*Chorus*

Main chahoo darr, main chahoo chitr
Paapi khooni mere mann ke meet
Main chahoo pyar, pyar, vyar, pyar
Main chahoo pyar

Main chahoo pagal, teri khadi chhadi
Peeche jharoke, tum ho bimaar
Main chahoo pyar, pyar, vyar, pyar
Main chahoo pyar

tum jaano tum mera pyar
teer mere dil ke aar paar
tum ho mera, mera b--------

Main chahoo pyar, aur atyachar
Dono milke karle b--------
Main chahoo pyar, ghor atyachar
Dono milke karle b--------

Oh Oh karle b--------
Oh Oh karle b--------

*chorus*

Chal chal fashion bacchi
hilo jhoomo khushi khushi
Chal chal fashion bacchi
hilo jhoomo khushi khushi

Chal chal fashion bacchi
hilo jhoomo khushi khushi
dikhao apna shauk bacchi
main hoon khoob sanki bacchi

Main chahoo pyar, aur atyachar
Main chahoo pyar, na ban na yaar
Main chahoo pyar, aur atyachar
Main chahoo pyar, na ban na yaar

Nahin, na ban na yaar
Na Na, Na ban na yaar
Na Na, Na ban na yaar
Karle hum b--------

Main chahoo pyar, aur atyachar
Dono milke karle b--------
Main chahoo pyar, ghor atyachar
Dono milke karle b--------

Oh Oh karle b--------
Oh Oh karle b--------

*chorus*

mr.ass thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
^^

rth, they're funnier when:
a.you write them in bold along side the english version
b.you suck at hindi like me

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