Ok guys:
No more to-do lists, No more analogies, I am drained and exhausted. So ramblings are commentary style today.
June 7th
Shravani's Bedroom Scene ' Shravani asks you know what the biggest happiness is for a wife. Ok realistically speaking most men would not know this because seriously there has to be some truth behind the saying Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, right? But our gyanni Mannu jumped to the top of the class ' let me teacher let me. I know the answer "it is a husband's saath with his wife". OMG talk about all theory no practical application, eh? Yes, Yes, Mannu you get A+. Arre baba, A+ chodo, you get Distinction (highest grade) for that answer. Certificate will be dropped off as wedding gift by the principal (Ms. Archu) who is extremely pleased that you have memorized all textbook answers so well. Arre he gave the answer so Fatak Se that I think he thought he was on the qualification round of Kaun Banega Crorepati. Arre baba now Shravani is looking like Shahrukh to you? Ek nar hai aur ek nari. Dikta nahi hai ka? Pagla gaye ho? Behooda (OMG sorry guys the Sajjan Singh hangover is not gone)
Manav-Archu ' Stairs ' ok the phone stage of the friendship has begun, next come the mandhir visits, then the market visits and finally Summit. Uff!! Yaar why such a long schedule. Agenda thoda chota nahin kar sakte they kya. Uff!!! Who is the event planner? You're fired. No, No, Wait, Manav Sir it is your zindagi, Ms. Archu. OK OK theek hai, you are re-hired but only one last chance, now speed up the Summit process.
Arre yaar, Mannu cried and cried and Ms. Shakkar cried and cried. I know now that the glycerine industry and the pharmaceutical industry (supplying glucose) will never get affected by recession, thanks to our lead darlings. Rolo beta Rolo. What else is there to do na? We will also sit with you and cry. Humhe bhi aur kuch kaam nahi hai aaj kal. But I think many of us are crying while we are ROFL. Chalo this too is a good reaction, better than no reaction.
I hope these two are using a common mobile service provider. I think they will get a discount/ bulk rate for the joint package. Hope they throw in unlimited talk and text as well. Arre if you cannot get emotional benefits from this friendship atleast let's get some economic benefits.
Date Crossing Off Scene ' Arre guys, they are both crossing off dates. That Shravani is all freaked now. She finally won the dude and now he's off his rockers. Binna vajay he is making the home stationary gandha. No purpose no plan. It's ok Shravani, when he goes totally beyond his rocker, make dad take him to US for treatment. Foreign treatment will help.
Girish Scene ' Girish comes to the house. Says Manav I am really sorry that I am such a horrible fellow and I did not trust you. So let me repent by not trusting you again to sign the divorce papers in 20 days and get you married to my daughter who is not scheduled to deliver for atleast another 2 months. Our Manav missed the "trust" lesson that Ms. Archu gave, so he fell for another mistrustful act and unfortunately we had to take away the Distinction and A+ because mannu your overall average grade got affected my friend. Chalo don't be sad, call Ms. Archu for a one-on-one tutorial tonight, eh?
They showed Dam baba with sympathetic thoughts but his facial expressions spoke otherwise. He was really think this manav hates me, he wants me to drink to death and take his revenge for all those child support payments I missed. Arre Dam baba, don't get so upset warna with liver failure you will also get stomach ulcers. Double trouble
Curious Neighbour Scene ' Sav aai tells the neighbour I don't want to rush Archu, I want to let her find her identity (astitiva). Arre aai, she lost that three months ago when she fell from the balcony. The concussion knocked it right out. Since then she has been "Clueless in Seattle".
June 8th
Let me start off by saying they had to pick me off the floor and slap me hard to stop me from laughing today. Also I saw my two favourite dudes, Satish and Mohanrao.
Satish and Manav scene ' Satish says think of me when your in need. Manav was thinking. Sure Sure, First give me the 3 lacs gift then I will bring forth mynext request. Otherwise your offer of assistance is hollow. Guys, is it me or all the karanjkars and deshmukh family dialogues these days sounding like hypnotic therapy cassettes that addicts play over and over again to get hooked off their addiction. Ok enough said there.
Varsha ' Satish- Mohanrao Scene ' Satish calls aai but her line is coming engaged. I bet you shee is talking mile a minute like the Rajhdhani Express all the way from here to Delhi. That poor sister. Also I think that Mohanrao is playing Catch me if you can with Bhavna aai because he only appears now a days when she is not there. Maybe BT can only pay for one of Satish's parents per epi shooting. Bechare they must have lost so much production profits after divorce fiasco. Mohanrao asked for food. Does he not know that Varsha cannot even make shera and she has had no cooking training since Bhavna threw her out of kitchen few days ago? I hope that Bhavna had presence of mind to pack a week's tiffin before she left or these poor hatakhata men are going to live on takeout. Oh one minute they can go for free meal to Karanjkar Terminus.
Dam baba falls ' OMG why does something fatal always seem to happen to Dam Baba when Vinod is around. That guys is terrified of the near death experiences this Dam baba exposes him to. Then that Manohar asked him to stay over and Manav readily agreed. That Manju was seething, I felt the steam come out of the screen. This Manav is just too much\, he keeps dropping all his rishtedaars at the Karanjkar Terminus for muft bed and breakfast with no return ticket. Behooda. She was so upset she almost went into premature labour. That silly doctor, what a terminal analysis with no blood test, no lab reports nothing!!! Where did they get this nautanki from, the magic show next door? Dam baba made such a big deal about Archu getting the water, I thought she was going to Powai Lake or something. Direct from source. Arre she turned. Poured water and turned back. Arre Punni could have done that, what's all the fuss about?
Ok guys, that's it for me for today. Hope you enjoyed my ramblings.
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
Anupamaa
Dr Aarambhi
