Before I start again, I must issue a disclaimer to all those people who still hope for ArMan or are fans of Archana or Manav. Ekta has made a mockery of the show, and ArMan have made a mockery of marriage, love and the divine so I will be following their lead and using mockery as my PR therapy. This post is expected to be filled with my opinions, if it offends your sensibilities please feel free to ignore my ramblings as it is necessary for a successful therapy. Ok that being said, let's begin......
Curtain Call at Ektarani's Kangaroo Court (guess why it's a kangaroo court – because we are all hopping mad)............... Behooda Hope Hazir Ho!!!!!! {Hope enters, walks to mike and begins}
*Uff* Sigh* Uff* Huh* OMG* {expressions on my face} Ok guys, I am back……………….
I am getting insane by the day, just remember you asked for this torture. So enjoy it in the true PR spirit.
Another day, Another dollar in Ekta's tijori and Another inch lower that Manav has been dropped in the dry well with chullu bhar pani
OMG this reminds me of a kindergarten rhyme
Ding dong bell,
Manav's in the well,
who put him in?
Ekta and her Team,
Who pulled him out?
Nobody pulled him out,
So he is still in the well crying wan, wan, wan 😭😭😭
Wait, Wait!!! Manav don't be scared, Archu cannot swim but she is building a rope ladder to come down and save you from yourself, have little patience yaar!!! Arre baba, stop crying otherwise RA and Shravani will convince Archu to let them come down the ladder instead. Manav, if you are scared of the dark (your future with Shravani) then Tanya, GM, Piya and Ali have some spare diyas that they are not using (since May 31) which they can throw to you down the well.
The Karanjkar Terminus – Dombivili
Man, the Karanjakars are real khandaani railway people. Even their house is like a train station – Archu, Manju, Varsha are like the local trains, Sulo and Manohar are the caretakers of the station house, Vinod is the TC and our Vaishu and Punni are baby engines that are not put on the local track yet.
The terminus has been very busy for the last few months. Archu came, then she went, now she's back – Varshu left, then she came, now she's off again. Manju left, then she came, soon she will leave again too (because unfortunately, this terminus is small and has only one train shelter and apparently the archu local is not expected to leave anytime soon and so Manju local will need to leave soon to clear up the shelter)
Shravani's World
In PR land, tomorrow is actually June 1 and for Shravani it is a special day – Gudipadwa. It is the first day of the 1st calendar year of a new era called AA i.e. Anno Archu.
Shravani, naya sal Mubarak ho. 🥳🥳
Ekta's Animal Kingdom
So, what's happening at Animal Kingdom today………………………
Location 1 – Ekta's Fun Farm (Manav is the lab rat, Archana is the cheese he will always pursue, Shravani is the mouse trap and Sav aai is the lab tech leading him helter-skelter down the fun farm maze. Dam baba, Kaka and Vandu are just props)
The props are talking – yes, yes our valiant Vandu who cannot save herself from daily rape and played mute spectator at the three ring "divorce circus" the other day FIRMLY BELIEVES that her absence was the result for Anno Archu. Oh my poor dear you really have no clue how insignificant a prop is at the Fun Farm, do you? Well love, yes yes, your daily rape is of grave concern to all inmates of the Fun Farm. But please we do not want to take you away from your daily pleasures.
The lab technician is confessing to unholy pilferage – yes, yes, the divine beings in the universe are so hard-up for the measly contributions at the Fun Farm that they decided to use their FULL celestial wrath to right the Archu Universe and destroy the Fun Farm.
The lab rat is crying YET again – apparently the cheese has vanished into thin air, he can sense the mouse trap hovering nearby and he DESPERATELY NEEDS the lab tech to chase him helter-skelter through the maze so that he is as invisible as the elusive cheese. The lab rat was crying so much and to top it all it is so hot in Animal Kingdom these days, between the tears and the sweat, we are going to need a health dose of IV to replenish all those depleted body fluids because seriously a dehydrated corpse would be a maha abshagun at the dawn of the new era i.e. Anno Archu.
Location 2 – Lokhande Wildlife Sanctuary (Ajit is the tiger, Rasika is the Cobra and Vandu is the mouse that the cobra wants to play and the tiger chooses to ignore)
The rodent family got the day off – the mouse and the lab rat were given a holiday today and the rat was so clueless as to what to do with all this time off he decided to stay on within the Animal Kingdom and go on a Jungle Safari at the Lokhande Wildlife Sanctuary. The lab rat was really frustrated from having participated in all the experiments at the Fun Farm – truly cruel and unusual punishment – that he decided to take on the tiger with bold stares and meek words. Bad Move buddy, Bad Move. Stick to your own species, the wildlife here will rip you to shreds. Apna Sheru jab uska muh kholega to tumhare chitde chitde bana dega............
Based on today's precap, methinks, a train track will have to be built across the breadth of the safari park as the Manju local is expected to arrive soon and take temporary residence.
Uff guys I have been rambling a mile a minute, I think I need a dose of IV now and oh I am getting late to catch my local back home. Ciao.
Hope
{Curtain drops, Hope exits.....}
BTW, a sneak preview of tomorrow's ramblings AGENDA FOR THE FRIENDSHIP SUMMIT😉😉😉😉😉..... So don't forget to tune in.
Remember, guys the therapy works only through participation not silent reflection.
