Shakti in KBC n Mumbai..jokes.. - Page 2

Originally posted by: Aaliyah01

Those were so good Raj 🤣🤣

Thanx for sharing them 😃

Originally posted by: Shivani_4u

1st is the best...hahahah🤣

Originally posted by: set_raj

2...Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Shakti Singh: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi Ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI...😉😛

🤣 loved it! 😆

Shakti Singh - Bahar garden mein gaddha khod ke dono lashon ko dafan kar de.
Bahadur - Shaab, aap kya bolta hai. Ye Tenth floor pe garden kahan se aa gaya.
Shakti Singh - Oh, sorry, wrong number. 😉😛

🤣 🤣 🤣 behooda!

Originally posted by: set_raj

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<font color="#990000" size="4">Hello Friends..here are some more typical Behooda Shakti Singh's behooda jokes..😉😉</font>

<font size="3">1...Shakti Singhgoes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Shakti ji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"

Shakti Singh: " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Shakti Singh: "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Shakti Singh: "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Arre Shakti ji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
Shakti Singh: "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !" 😆😉</font></font>

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<font color="#0000cc" size="3">Hearing this Sajjan Singhbechare seat per hi Tapak gaye..😉</font>

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Loved the 1st and 3rd one ROFL.....VERY NICE

<font color="#000000" size="3">2...Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Shakti Singh: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi Ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI...😉😛</font>

<p align="left"><font color="#000000" face="Times New Roman,Times,Times NewRoman"><font color="#990000" size="3">3...Shakti Singhwalks into an Electronics store and says to the clerk " bhaisaihb yeh VCR kitne ka hai" (how much for that VCR)

The clerk replies "tujhe nahin bechoonga .... chalte bano" (won't sell to you, please leave the store)

Shakti Singhcan't believe the prejudice, "hum bhi dheet hain" (I'm stubborn too) he thinks. He goes to the closest Barber, gets a haircut.Buys some swanky clothes wears a pair of Ray Bans, then returns to the same store. He just doesn't look like himself "How much for that VCR" he asks the clerk pushing his hair back- Yankee style.

The Clerk replies "vapas aagaye ho, bola na tumhe nahin bechoonga" (you're back Shakti ji. I told you I won't sell to you)

Must have slipped up on something thinks Shakti. He returns the next day looking like a Tamilian Brahmin much chandan on forehead and all. "aaeeyo ji, yeh VCR kitne ka diya" he asks the same clerk in a perfect Tamilian accent.

"... bola na, tumhe nahin bechoon ga" Over the next few daysShakti Singhreturns to the store in some real innovative guises, but the Clerk always picks him out as the same Shakti Singh ji.

"VCR nahin bechna ... theek hai, yeh to bataoo mujhko pehchante kaise ho"(don't sell me the VCR, but please tell me how you recognize me)

"abey yeh VCR nahin ... washing machine hai" (because it's not a VCR but a washing machine) ..😆😉</font></p>

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<font color="#000099" size="3">4...Shakti SinghfromPatna went to Mumbai. In the evening, he felt like talking to his wife. So dialled his residence and the following conversation happened:-
Shakti Singh- O-Haello-o-o
Reply - Hello
Shakti Singhsmirks as it is an unfamiliar male voice.
Shakti - Kaun hai re tu.
Reply - Shaab, main Bahadur.
Shakti - Tu kahan se aaya.
Bahadur - Shaab, mujhe aaj hi MemShaab ne naukri pe rakha hai.</font>

<font color="#000099" size="3">Shakti Singh shifts uneasily at the revealation of his wife's daring at keeping a Hardworking (u can translate work) Pahari bahadur, the dayShakti Singhhas left home.
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<font size="3"><font color="#000099">Shakti- Ja ke Memsahib Ko bula.
Bahadur - Shaab, MemShaab to shota hai.
Shakti - Tu Memsahib ko jaga de.
Bahadur - Par Shaab, MemShaab to Shaab ke saath sota hai.
Shakti singh is Red and White sorry Wild with anger.
Shakti - Dekh be Bahadur, Tu meri baat sun. Main tera asli Sahab hoon.
Bahadur - Shaab, to phir MemShaab ke paas kaun sota hai.
Shakti Singh- Woh koi nakli Sahab ban ke aaya hoga. Tu aisa kar, drawing room ki deewar par meri bandook rakhi hai. Ja usse leke aa ja.

After a pause....
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, Bandook le aya.
Shakti Singh- Ye telephone ke neeche wali daraz men goliyaan padi hain. Isme se do goliyaan Bandook mein daal de.
After a shuffling and cranking noise...
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, dal diya.
Shakti Singh- Ab jake us nakli Sahib ko aur Memsahib ko shoot kar de.

Rapport of two gunshots is heard and...
Bahadur - Haan Shaab, maine dono ko shoot kar diya. Ab lashon ka kya karoon.
Shakti Singh- Bahar garden mein gaddha khod ke dono lashon ko dafan kar de.
Bahadur - Shaab, aap kya bolta hai. Ye Tenth floor pe garden kahan se aa gaya.
ShaktiSingh- Oh, sorry, wrong number. 😉😛</font></font>

<font color="#990000" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">I hope you must have enjoyed reading Shakti's jokes...Will add more soonwa...</font>

<font color="#990000" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">God Bless You All..😊</font>

<font color="#990000" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Keep Smilingwa..😃</font>

<strong><font color="#990000" size="3" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#3300cc" size="4">Set_raj..</font>😊</font>

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Originally posted by: SANARHAAN

Really nice jokes!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: pritirays

awesome jokes! 👏

Originally posted by: dazzlingangsta

! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣