Shakti in KBC n Mumbai..jokes..

3...Shakti Singh walks into an Electronics store and says to the clerk " bhaisaihb yeh VCR kitne ka hai" (how much for that VCR)

The clerk replies "tujhe nahin bechoonga .... chalte bano" (won't sell to you, please leave the store)

Shakti Singh can't believe the prejudice, "hum bhi dheet hain" (I'm stubborn too) he thinks. He goes to the closest Barber, gets a haircut.Buys some swanky clothes wears a pair of Ray Bans, then returns to the same store. He just doesn't look like himself "How much for that VCR" he asks the clerk pushing his hair back- Yankee style.

The Clerk replies "vapas aagaye ho, bola na tumhe nahin bechoonga" (you're back Shakti ji. I told you I won't sell to you)

Must have slipped up on something thinks Shakti. He returns the next day looking like a Tamilian Brahmin much chandan on forehead and all. "aaeeyo ji, yeh VCR kitne ka diya" he asks the same clerk in a perfect Tamilian accent.

"... bola na, tumhe nahin bechoon ga" Over the next few days Shakti Singh returns to the store in some real innovative guises, but the Clerk always picks him out as the same Shakti Singh ji.

"VCR nahin bechna ... theek hai, yeh to bataoo mujhko pehchante kaise ho"(don't sell me the VCR, but please tell me how you recognize me)

"abey yeh VCR nahin ... washing machine hai" (because it's not a VCR but a washing machine) ..😆😉