The last few days we have seen Arman teach Sid how to be a perfect Bf and woo Ridhima-lets ignore the fact that they are already married and Ridhima is already maha wooed by her hubby- and in the process is doing all that he can to make the Sidma relation as pure as AR was.I soundly salute him!!
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So lets see the fail safe ways of ensuring your wife, who is already wooed, is wooed:
1)Change your walk- So all you people who thought that all we need to walk is two legs come out of your secluded cocoons and face the real world.You need to watch atleast 350 hollywood and bollywood movies (because all movies dont have bufoons aka cool dudes) and watch exactly where they put their hands,their facial expressions and a silly goofy grin and continous jumping on the toes-So men who walk normally move over-the fool -I mean cool dudes are here!
π€£π€£ Seriously that was is the most lamest thing! Seriously normal guys move over and goofy walking dudes are here to stay! LOL! Sure that really does impress us girls......NOT! LOL!
2)Wax your legs- Ridhima was a seedi-saadhi girl with tastes in waxed legs-never knew that!Maybe they edited the scene where Ridhima explained to Arman which parts of the body of her soul mate needs to be waxed,which needs to be tatooed and which needs to muscular-no wonder Arman always waxed his legs.Anyway one way of ensuring you wife sees you as her bf is to wax your legs-Love apparently is hairless unless the hair is on the head!
Ewwwwww I don't know what type of girl Riddhima is seriously! Does she by chance like gay guys? LOL! Cuz, I don't like the idea of guys waxing their legs......I mean it seems so feminine, I mean guys having hairless legs like girls.......π€’ I mean its okay if guys do their eyebrows (in cases where they have unibrow eyebrows), waxing their chest is okay but, legs??
3)Wear PINK-Yes baby..its the new ""in"" color!!Funnily Ridhima never wears pink herself-and Arman never did wear that pink -maybe that is why Ridhima left Arman -so now he realises!!Anyway to make sure you wife notices you wear eye shocking pink that makes the eyes hurt!!
Great now! Riddhima must not love the guys in her life but, the color pink! Ah ha I finally understood Riddhima now! Next thing you know JP will be wearing Pink and Riddhima will fall for him next! π
4)Drink the same coffee- Thank you Armanji for this-Now I know how will I find the guy who is my soul mate-Stand in the coffee line and wait for the guy who drinks coffee the same way that you do and bingo that is your life partner,your true pure love and...soul mate..and love of your wife and if that turns out to be a girl- thats your luck!!Deal with it!
Drinking the same kinda coffee is important!
π€£Yes that's just it! Armaan has just given us guys and girls the formula to getting your perfect soulmate which was lost in time for millions of years! And that big top secret, even psychologists hadn't grasped, even history couldn't reveal.................well that is.............okay are you ready to hear the truth. Well, COFFEE! Ta DA! Yep, find a guy who drinks coffee the same way as you do and you know you have found your soulmate! π€£Wait be prepared if you have ten thousand guys standing in the line from all over the world! IMAO!
5) Play basketball and win-There is a reason why Ridhima is called basket and after two years I figured it out.Whoever puts the ball in the basket most times wins the basket-wow!!I am so proud of myself.Such a nice way of ensuring that your hubby loves your purely and wants you back in his life.He plays and wins the game from your ex-Now Ridhima would know she made a better choice...wow!!
"Whoever puts ball in the basket most times wins the basket!" LOL Yep, that's Riddhima right there!
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6)Candlelight dinner- hayye!!Lit a candle and eat a morsel and hence love is pure and true!!
So Siddy baby follow six steps and win the wife you have won again!
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