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Kool reporting from base ...........Miss Shakkar in FULL FORM in PR . .
Even Meduvada , the 'ruthless businessman' as described by some in the forum , is apparently not immune to Miss Shakkar 's brand of shakkar . He declared that Miss Shakkar will indeed be participating in the Godbharaai in the evening and silenced his daughter on the subject while the duffer Deshmukh clan looked gratefully at him .Miss Shakkar looked worshippingly at him . She wanted to roll on his feet and sniff them . She was sure that these were the feet of BRIHASPATI , the Guru of the Hindu Gods . He was a devata , totally a devata ., this Medu Kaka.With suchhhh a large heart too . Miss Shakkar wanted to weep profusely in joy .
Inside , The Pyasi Atma threw a fit , questioning her Dad about this letting Miss Shakkar stay business . She is spoiling MY day , she pouted . Nothing of the sort ........Meduvada said calmly . She is a GOOD gal . Trust my EXPERIENCE . 4 or 5 times I have met her but I can tell u that she is just not the TYPE to steal husbands .[ Good Judgement Medu . She is the type to GIVE husbands . On a platter . Garnished with dry fruits and rose petals , a packet of viagras next to him as he stares glassily , the last lethal dose of sugar gurgling in his veins ] . Nice Gal . Medu smiled faintly , remembering her beautiful , dumb face . She LOVES u . He added , the sugar acting up .
The poor Pyasi Atma stared at her gone case Dad , aghast . [ The insufferable Saint , she thought . She has even taken away my Daddy from me . Oh how i HATE her , that walking talking epidemic of DIABETES] . Daady Daddy its not ME she loves , its MAnav ! she made one last final attempt .Whats wrong with u all , ha ? Im telling u that woman is bad !
She is GOOD . said Medu , that same faint smile lingering on his lips . Goodness personified . Infact , by putting all these useless conditions YOU are becoming Bad . [ Hahaha .He called Shravnis conditions FIZOOL] . Dont say a word against that GOOD GOOD Lady . U r trying to blot out her ACHhaayi , her GOODNESS . [ Medu even wanted to add sumthing here that WE shud FOllow her and become her followers but I think he changed his mind , realising his daughter wud have a BP attackš}
Not a word on the subject said Medu , raising his palm like Brihaspati . Not a word . Miss Shakkar STAYS .
A note here :
Do his words sound like the words of a RUTHLESS BUSINESSMAN ?
Aha ! I know I know there r some toughies out there who will say he used the word EXPERIENCE .........it was the gauging of a businessman
Is it Medu's fault that he is a businessman
R all Businessmen BAD and incapable of niceness
If u ask me . Girish came across as an ordinary man who is NOT THAT BAD once more .
Savita wanted to ask Shravni what to prepare for the food .........her favorite dishes . Guess who took it upon HERSELF to do this job ?
Yup . Miss Shakkar . Gimme the job , Gimme , Gimme , she wept . I wanna do it .Aghast , Savita hurriedly surrendered . Miss Shakkar then went inside and started bugging the hell out of the Pyasi Atma who had run away to a room so that she cud NOT see Miss Shakkar's face .The dialogue between them was somewhat THUS .........
Tell me what u want and I shall prepare it .
NO .DON"T WANT .
Please Shravni .I wanna do ur SEVA.
DONT WANT UR SEVA.
And Make for u some MEWA.
Don't want YOUR MEWA either .
I wanna see u HAPPY .
CAn't be Happy with yOUR THOBDA around .
I LOVE U .
I HATE U .
Why ? Oh Why ?
You SPOILT MY day .
It is NOT UR DAY . It is the Pavitra Bachcha's day . U be happy for HIM .
Wud Have , But ur THOBDA makes it IMPOSSIBLE .SO THERE !
Determined to make The Pyasi Atma SMILE and LOVE her , Miss Shakkar went to the calendar and marked it . The Pyasi Atma stared , aghast , stunned at her cheek .This Woman needed to be jailed for therapeutic violation . Marking dates was HER therapy , dammit ! The Pyaasi Atma started breating fire like a short , pregnant dragon .
You forgot to do it yesterday .........Miss Shakkar said , the halo around her head making her resemble SAint Maria Goretti . So I did it . Happy now ?Ha ?
With a stifled scream The Pyasi Atma rushed and marked ALL the days on the calendar . There , there , there and there ! Hahaha , now NO DAYS left For U to Mark ! Hahaha ! She cackled hysterically .
Anyone wud have run away but MISS Shakkar STILL stood there , putting even SAINt Maria to shame.
GET OUT ! GO ! JAO ! screamed the Pyaasi Atma at the top of her lungs . I was afraid to see the scene and wondered if her water broke .
Finally it registered in Miss Shakkar's head that she was NOT wanted and she went out .
Note : Archna needs a serious check up guys . And I mean this SERIOUSLY .
The Gunda arrived with Vandu in tow to grace the occasion with her nasty manicured feet . Seeing Savita and Chubby standing side by side she poked her evil bitchy head between their shoulders and said
OHO ! So u both have become friends now ha ? Besttt Bestt friends ? A bit late for that , what ? Since Archna is gonna be thrown out of this house in 4 days ? Ha ? KAMAAL HAI ! When u guys had a relation , U guys cudnt STAND each other . Now that Relation is gonna break and U r GUSHING over each other . Cannot understand this EQUATION baba .
Neither can we GUnda , neither can we .Understand u perfectly , u nasty old piece of goods .
Hey ! How is Varsha ? So saddd to hear of her ATEET being OUT . I heard ASHWIN OUTWITTED HER ! The Gunda was NOT satisfied with tauntings ...her bloodthirsty instincts WANTED MORE , MUCH MORE . She is the type who will wrestle with WILD bulls by their horns singlehandedly and role in the dust with them and kick them u know where .{ AHEM .] What The Gunda wanted was a REAL FIGHT with lots of SHOUTIng , GAALIS from Savita and preferably an asthma attack for CHUBBY . She LOVES RUINING FUNCTIONS even before they begin ...........and thats the reason she visits them , and THAT is also the reason The stupid Deshmukhs and Karanjkars INVITE HER ......For ruining THEM .
Interesting Points........
Archna and Girish bonding .......Archu told him Kaka U dont do it I will do it as he was helping with decorations.......I think we will see MORE of Girish's personal interactions with Archna in the future
Savita and Archna weeping has become BORING
The only sensible thing Archna said is her and Manavs life id now NOT in their control
Savita and Chubbys Sugary talks r Boring
Damo Savitas ribbing is BORING but i guess necessary to keep humor element alive
Archna weeps in every episode
Vaishu looked pretty
Savita called Damo TOTAš
I dont understand that STUPID VANDU and how no one bothers about HER
ARMAN scene left me cold but then Im unromantic
Archna INSISTED she will cook even after Shravni FORBADE her .........I cannot understand her OBSESSION with Shravni AT ALL . I think this is a RAP from Ekta to all those who hated Shravni and said she was obsessed by Manav.........Ekta butchered Archna and made HER obsessed by Shravni
I am feeling rather bad for Archu fans now and Im not saying this sarcastically . They fought so much for her and she is making them fall FLAT on their face by such RIDICULOUS behaviour .
Savitas remark that she wud like to know WHAT MOOD BAPPA WAS IN WHEN HE MADE ARCHNA is APT .
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Kools signing off for the day ...........CIAO .
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
Anupamaa
Dr Aarambhi
