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Part 1 Mr. Sharma(in a vest & towel) is doing pooja,meanwhile Mrs. keeps his clothes,socks,kerchief,wallet, watch, pen & his pocket comb on da bed. She tells him dat his clothes r ready.
Mr. gets ready & cms into da hall & slips on da skates & falls down.😆
He calls Mrs. who keeps lukin for him bt is unable 2 find him.
Lalla cms der & asks wot happened?
Mr. tells him dat he slipped on da skates n fell.
Lalla asks him dat wen he doesnt knw how to skate,wot was da need 4 him 2 wear it?😊
Mr. scolds him for keeping it carelessly.
Mrs. asks him 2 walk carefully.
Ragini cms runnig & tells him:Bhaiyya,bhaiyya!Mere kamre ki light band hai..
Mr. says:Switch aan karo,light aan ho jayegi!😆
She tells him dat it isnt working.
He tells her to inform da watchman.
Mrs. asks him how watchman wud repair it?
Mr. says dat watchman wil call da electrician & he wl repair it.
He gets iritated since he is gettin late on da first day in his new office.
Mrs. tells him dat da drain pipe has got blocked.
He says dat u tell watchman,he wil call da plumber.
Later,Mr. calls Mrs. to tell dat he is leavin 4 office.
Mrs. cms wid aarti ki thali,sayin dat its his first day so dis is mandatory.
Den she hands him his tiffin.
Mr. asks if he can go now?
Mrs.,Ragini & Lalla say together:Aaal di best!
Mr. thanks dem & leaves.
Mr. goes out of da houz & mrs. follows him.
After walking for a while,he turns back 2 see mrs. near da door of der houz.
She blushes & waves him.(cute moment!)
Den he leaves.
Dey show Mr. struggling to get into a BEST bus.
Den he stops in front of a building & asks da watchman if dat is Dayanand Minhas company?
He says no.
He shows him a visiting card & says I hav been givn dis address.
Watchman says oh!DMC,yes dis is it!
Mr. says strange!M askin u bout Dayanand Minhas Company,u r tellin bout DMC.
Watchman asks if he is new in Mumbai.
Mr. says yes.
Watchman says:Areh yeh Mumbai hai...yahan par Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge DDLJ ho jati hai aur Dayanand Minhas Company DMC ho jati hai!
Mr. says dat means I-Dristdyumn Sarveshwar Prasad Sharma wil bcum DSP Sharma!
He is about 2 go in wen watchman calls him DSP saheb!😛
He asks him to make entry,as in entry in da register.
Mr. Sharma says strange!M goin in & u stop me & say u make entry.😆
Watchman explains dat he meant entry in register.
Mr. does dat & leaves.
Part 2
Mr & a few odr ppl r waitin 4 da lift.
As soon as da door of da lift opens,mr. says:Areh...aa gai,aa gai!😆
A woman follows him & mr. shouts loudly.
He tells her 2 step off his shoes.
Da woman was wearing stilletos.
She says sorry,but Mr. says girls of today's generatn only know how 2 say sorry.
He says luckily I am wearing leather shoes,else der wud hav been a hole in my foot!😆
He presses da 9 button.
One man & dat woman advise him 2 get out on da 8th floor & use da stairs 2 get 2 da 9th one.
Mr. says lift has been made so dat a person doesnt hav 2 climb da stairs,so y shud I not use it.
Dey tell him dat its for his wellbeing dat dey r tellin him,bt he refuses.
Dey go out & mr. is alone in da lift.
After da 8th floor,da lift goes directly 2 da 10th floor.
Mr. keeps hitting da 9 button,bt da lift goes to da 8th,6th,5th,every flr excpt 9th!😆
Finally da lift stops on da ground floor.
Ppl push Mr. as he gets out of da lift.
Den he realizes dat he is back 2 da ground floor!
He bangs da lift & says:Ruko,ruko!Hamien bhi leke chalo! 😆
But its too late by den.
He decides 2 use da stairs.
Back in da Sharma house....
Ragini opens da door & Rajshree & one of her sons cm inside.
Rajshree asks if Mrs. is at home.
Mrs. cms der & asks if she had sm work.
Rajshree says no!She was 'navri'(free)
Mrs. doesnt understand so she explains dat der was no work,so she thought of goin 2 Sharma house, to chit chat wid dem.
Mrs. asks her to sit.
Lalla & Raj.'s son go out 2 play football.
Raj. says Ragini is so cute!
Den she says:Chal,do cup chay banake bata!Chal,chal!😆
Ragini leaves 2 make tea.
Raj keeps sayin:Adrak dalna,masala dalna,pudina hai kya ghar me?
She notices dat mrs. is lost in thoughts.
Raj asks her wot happened?
She says:Do cup chay ka bola isiliye?Paise de dungi main...😲
Mrs. says no!no!I'm worried bout Sarmaji.
Raj says:Kya kiya?😆
Mrs. says no,he didnt do anything,he got late for office on da 1st day.But I hav faith in him,wo tarakki ki seediyan chadte hi jayenge,chadhte hi jayenge!😛
Der dey show Mr. climbing da stairs upto da 9th floor.
Mr. enters office & admires it.
He asks a peon if its DMC.
He says yes.
Mr. asks him how he cms 2 office.
He tells him dat he cms till da 8th floor via lift & dn climbs da stairs to da 9th floor.
Peon asks who he is?
Mr. gives his intro.
Peon says smtyn under his breath.
Mr. tells him 2 behave properly since he is joining as Assistant Manager.
He asks him abt da Manager's cabin.
He is about to enter da cabin wen da same woman cms & steps on his show wid her stilettoes.😛
He says:Ek baat batao,yeh pair pe chalna tumhari habi(hobby) hai ya hamare hi pairon me personal interest hain?😆
She asks him wot he is doing der?
He says he wants 2 meet da manager.
She says yes,tell me wot do u want?
He says I wanna meet da manager,not u.
She says I AM DA MANAGER!
Mr. is shocked since she is younger to him.
He says:Tum?
She says:Tum nahin...aap!Aur piche madam!
Mr. turns around & asks wer is madam?😆
She explains dat he shd call her madam.
She asks wot work he hd.
He tells her dat he has joined as an assistant manager.
She laughs at him & shows him da MD's cabin & asks him 2 meet da MD.
Part 3
After da manager leaves,Mr. cant believe dat his immediate boss cud b so young!
He says in Illahabad,bosses used 2 b so old dat v used 2 get confused dat after retirement wedr dey wil go home or directly to heaven!😆
He says if she is my manager toh MD sahab toh muh me nipple leke baithe honge!😆
At Sharma's,Mrs. asks da plumber if he wil charge 300rs for sucha small job?
Plumber says its wasnt a small job.Da whole pipe is choked,soon der wil b water in da kitchen,den in da houz also!
Mrs. tells him dat lemme ask Sarmaji first.
Plumber thinks dat Sarma is another plumber so he says my rates r fixed,u can ask, Sarma,Varma any odr plumber!
Mrs. tells him dat Sarmaji is not a plumber,he is my husband,so talk wid respect!
Da plumber is shocked.
She tells him dat widout askin Sarmaji,I dont do any work!
He tries 2 say smtyn,bt she says:Sat a...p!(Shut up!)😆
In da office,Mr. is abt 2 entr da MD's cabin wen da MD shrieks:SHUT UP!
Da entire office hears it & Mr. is terrified!😆
MD says dat if u cm b4 me I wil shoot u & Mr. closes da half open door of his cabin.😆
He wonders y da MD wants 2 shoot him?
He peeks in from da door.
MD puts da phone down & catches Mr. peeking.
He lowers his glasses & looks suspiciously at him.
MD asks him 2 cm in.
MD asks if he is da detective whom his wife has appointed?
MR. says no m not a detective,m Sharma.
MD asks if Sharma cannot b a detective?😆
MD:Jasoos hone k liye JAMES BOND naam hona zaruri hai?😆
Mr. explains who he is & why he is der.
MD tells him dat he cant join unlss company selects him.
Mr. tells him dat he was selected 7 yrs back only!
MD gets angry thinkin he was onl leave for 7 yrs!😆
Mr. tells him dat he has been transferred from Illahabad 2 Mumbai.
MD says yes,yes,I remember,u r v.good in accounts-Dhoom Dhaam Sharma!😆
Mr. says Drishtdyumn Sarveshwar Prasad Sharma.
MD tells him dat he wil call him only SHARMA.
He asks if Mr. wil b able 2 handle company accounts properly.
Mr laughs & says at home also I handle all accounts milkman,dhobi,etc,😆
MD gets angry on him for comparing work in an MNC to dat in a 'kirane ki dukan!'😡
Mr. says he was jst givin an example,MD says no need!
MD says remember,wen it is tym 2 wrk in office,u wil only work.
No fmly member shud cm der.Personal calls shud not b entertained.
He asks him 2 follow dose rules strictly.
Mr. agrees.
Suddenly da sound of conch blowing stuns da MD.
Its mr's mobile ringtone!😆
He sees Mrs. calling him.
He goes 2 a side 2 talk 2 her.
Mrs. tells him dat da plumber is askin 4 300rs.In Illahabad,da plumbers used 2 charge only 50 rs.
Mr says:De do,de do!
Mrs says he is not ready 2 tk 50 naa!He is sayin giv me 300 rs!😆
Mr says giv him 300 rs.
Mrs. tells him hw can she do dat?Its too much!
Mr. tells him to keep da phone down.
Mrs. says u clean da drainage pipe really well!👏After cumin bk,u only do dat naa!😉
She adds dat lyk u used baas(cane) to clean it in Illahabad,do da same here!
Mr. asks him 2 keep da phone down,sayin he is in baas's(boss) room.
She says:Hay Ram!Apke aafis ka kamra baas(cane) ka bana hai!😆
He says I'm in sir's cabin & cuts da line.
MD tells him dat da moment I told u bout da rule,u broke it!
Mr appologizes & MD says dis is da 2st & last tym.
He asks him 2 tk his joining letter from da manager.
He meets da manager outside & tells her about da letter.
Den he asks wer his table is?
She is confused.She remarks dat in Muradabad did u sit on da table n work?😉
He corrects her sayin it was Illahabad & he is talking bout his place 2 sit & work.
She points it out.
He goes der & prays & den sits down 2 work.😊
Part 4
He tells his full name to da employee sitting opposite him.
She is confused,so he says its my name!
He says now v r neighbours now!
Da peon cms & keeps 6-7 dusty files on his table.
Mr. asks wot dose r,he says PENDING FILES.
MR. says I've joined 2day only so hw can I hav any pending work?
Da manager hears him & explains dat da work was kept pending by da previous asst. manager,he has to complete it now.
He says ok,MADAM.
She leaves & he curses da prev. asst mngr.
Suddenly his phone rings & every1 stares at him.
He hides himself under da table to talk.
Mrs. tells him dat da bathroom balab(bulb) is phiyujed(fused).
So she asks him 2 bring 60 vaat(watt) balab while cumin back.
He says ok.
Den she says u bring 40 vaats,it wil sav electricity.
He says ok,I wil bring 4 or 5 keep changing dem wenever u want!
She says y r u angry?
He tells her he is not nagry he is afraid.
She asks y does he hav 2 b afraid of her?
He says he's not afraid of her,he is afraid of his boss,who has ordered employees not to talk on da phone.
He cuts da line & Mrs. is disappointed.
He cms back 2 his chair & says thank God!Baas is not here,while MD is standing behind him,at sm distance!
Mr notices MD der.😲MD nods & leaves.😡
Mr notices MD der.😲MD nods & leaves.😡
MR says:Mar gaye!
Later....
Mrs thinks of telling mr. to bring jalebis while cumin home.
Mr. is talking to sm colleague wen his phone rings.
He & da colleague fall dwn.
Mr. is about 2 talk wen da manager cms der.
He says:Apneaap baj gayi!😆
Later,he is showin sm file 2 MD wen da phone rings.
HE pushes da file & da water glass kept to it falls & water falls on da MD.
Again he says:Apneaap baj gaya sir!
Again mrs. calls him wen he's carryin sm files 2 his table & MD is passing by dat way.
As soon da conch blows,he throws da files & da papers scatter here & der.
MD calls him 2 his cabin.
After MD leaves,manager tells him dat she has made da joining letter,if he wants, she wil keep his termination letter ready.
Mr. is shocked & again da conch blows!😆
All his colleagues laugh at him.
He says mobile is da root of all probs. so he switches it off.
He enters MD's cabin & starts appologizing profusely.
He says from 2mrw I wnt bring my mobile 2 office,I wil forget dat smtyn called mobile even exists!
He asks MD to forgive him dat day bt Md shuts him up!
He says how much do u talk?
Mr:Sir,ye sab hamari biwi ki wajah se hua hai!
MD:Kyun,ghar pe bolne nahi deti hain tumhe?😆
Mr explains dat he is sayin dat since morning his wife is calling him again n again.
MD asks him 2 get her checked.
Mr says dat she is not mad,v hav shifted recently to Mumbai so der r lots of problems at home.
MD says so u wil nopw create problems in da office.😡
Mr says no,Rashmi is calling n creating probs.
MD asks who is Rashmi?
Mr says Rashmi hi biwi hai!😳
He says she is not able 2 handle da probs alone.
MD says u talked 19 times on da phone,didnt lift da phone 6 times,in my whole career no1 has disobeyed da rules so many times on a single day!
Mr keeps sayin sorry!
MD says he hates ppl who keep sayin sorry now & den.
Mr says:Toh jo log galti karte hain aapke samne kya bolte hain?😆
MD says dey dont say anytyn coz den I say smtyn.
Mr asks wot?
MD says he neednt cm 2 office from da next day.
Mr. is shocked.😲
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