DMG 20th Apr - Mastermind is back

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DMG = Dad Mill Gaye

Opening scene, Dr. Shashank talking to Armaan who is like speaking half sentences. I thought its been ages that he came back and before coming here he went on a tour, but to Dr. Shashank he tells "kuch din huay, theek ho kar socha ke yahan aa kar aap ka aasheerbad lay loon.."
"woh toh humesha say tumharey saath hai" Dr. Shashank buys it easily.
Time Out: T
If we recall his entry dialogue was "main apna pyar wapas lainay aaya hoon!!!!". Is he again losing his memory or its the personality of Dr. Shashank?
Time In :
Then Armaan tries to play a nice guy "aap ka aasheerbad lay liya hai, ab chalta hoon.."

Dr. Shashank stops him from playing naive. (No wonder he heads this place..) "Umar aur Tajrabey mein, mein tum se bhara hoon (albata stupidity or romance main tum barey ho!). Hum donno achi tarah se jaante hain ke tum wapas kyun aaye ho."

Armaan is like "bara tezz hai, was he hiding in the closet or what?"

Dr. Shashank adds another punch "Armaan aur hum donno yeh bhi jaante hain ke tum wapas kyun jana chahtey ho?" Armaan must be wondering how little time Riddhima requires to transfer data to her father.

Dr. Shashank then says something strange "Armaan kab tak bhagtey raho gay, thaktey nahin ho?" Excuse me does Armaan have a history of running away ????? I am sure this dialogue was overheard by the scriptwriter from the hindi dubbed version of The Fugitive. Armaan ko to Sid ki leads ne thaka mara hai, Riddhima wahan mile ge..ab
wahan mile ge..

Armaan came back with a equally overheard diaglogue "Sir, jab bhi socha ke bhagna band, Its time to face life, aisa U turn liya ke bhagnay ke baghair koi option hi nahin raha."
-------SORRY I HAVE LOST THEM HERE -------------- It needs to decoded. Is Armaan LOLA in Run Lola Run........?

Dr. Shashank visually check the location of Armaan's belt and decides to hit below it.." Eik kair ki tarah?" then puts his hand on mouth as if he is performing a ventriloquist act.
Short Break, education time:
Ventriloquism is an act of stagecraft in which a person (a ventriloquist) manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from elsewhere, usually a puppeteered "dummy".
End Break:
In this case Dr. Shashank just wanted Armaan not to find out that he called him a kair. But Armaan may be conceited once it comes to girls, but he knows his strength and weaknesses of his personality traits and does not look around to look for the person who said it. Smart Armaan.

Background music changes the mood and Armaan repeats "kair.. yea right." does not want to argue and take a chance with Riddhima's dad, if Riddhima accepts the divorce than he may have screwed up his chance by reacting here. Smart move Armaan..

Dr. Shashaank is trying to figure out, why has Armaan not started banging his punches on the wall.
Armaan then saves his faces by saying, "Shahyad meri kairta main hi sab ki bhalai hai?" Although he has been told point blank by Riddhima.. but still..

It appears that Dr.Shashaank does not want to actually handle Riddhima's affairs personally, he is motivating Armaan not to leave Sanjeevni. Or is he speaking on behalf of the CVs.

Armaan comes up with "kash aap ne pichali baar rok liya hota." meaning "last time soye huay thay..!!

Dr. Shashank repentances saying "uss aik ghalti ki wajah se main apne aap ko zindagi bhar muaf nahin kar paon ga". I guess Dr. Shashank is fully aware of the pain the viewers had to go through for the past 2-3 months, how the story was turned,twisted and strangled. He should feel guilty. Should have asked Armaan to kick his butt too.

In my opinion acha hi hota. Aaj Sid na hota, Riddhima aur Armaan ke bachey hotay, Yuvi aur Su ka hot sexy romance chal raha hota,,,,,, ya aaj phir Armaan aur Riddhima ka divorce case chal raha hota aur Sid standby hota.. anything and everything is possible.

Armaan then says "Sorry bol kar mujhay chota na banaye" means what, don't make me look cheap. No one says sorry to me.

Armaan said "Riddhima ki khushi ke liye.. " [STOP PRESS] did he steal this dialogue from Sid???? I am sure Sid must be saying meri-riddhima.. whats happening.. role reversals..
Then finishes "hum donno buss Riddhima ki khusi chahtey hai".. hum donno is Dr. Shashank and Armaan...
The guy who has literally destroyed the whole show for Riddhima's khusi, Armaan is taking the credit away from him.. This is not fair..

To Cut the crap and story short (sorry folks, after all I am also a human being and have my own threshold!!) Armaan is accepting the fact that she is married and he must leave to reduce any complications from her life and Dr. Shashank is apparently become more TRP conscious. But as he opens up further with Armaan, he wants Armaan to be there for Riddhima to settle in her life. He probably wants to write a book "How to Settle in Married Life with your Lover Around" typical Dr. Phil subject.

I really wished this guy Dr. Shashank had not come back. I need to really evaluate his idea of keeping Armaan back. In order to normalise Riddhima Armaan has to be there then, while convincing him, consoles him by hitting the nail in the center of his head. "Riddhima ab Sid ki patni hai." Armaan looks up his eyes speak "thats the frig*** thing I am saying for the past few minutes." Dr. Shashank is the new mastermind on the show.

Break time: Education time
In some middle east country they have placed cars badly smashed in high speed accidents as a monuments on the side of the freeway as a lesson for driving fast. You can map this with Dr.Shashank idea of Armaan staying there.
End Time:

Dr. Shashank is not aware of the Catch 22. Sid will keep asking Riddhima his favorite question, tum ab bhi Armaan se pyar karti ho? kya tum Armaan ko bhool chuki ho. and godforbid if Sid has a son who is smarter than him he is going to suspect Armaan....

Armaan still refuses and then indicates to Dr, Shashank, man if you want me here, better get me Riddhima. Dr. Shashank ignores his hint.

Breaking News:
Did you notice that Armaan has broken his record of standing there for over 8 minutes, without leaving his place, nor punching, nor trying to feel Dr. Shashank, or pinning him against the wall, or viewing any flashback, no song, no dupatta, or using his surround system..bravo!!
end news:
Note: If Dr. Shashank were here when Armaan came back, don't you think we would have been happy going much far with the new track, whatever it would have been.

Scene opens, Naina is walking in the corridor and Yuvi stops her and then pulls her and then drags her in to the fire exit. wow! original! Chotay bachey baron se yehi seekhain gay. Either Yuvi have learnt from Armaan or they are now making new Armaan and Riddhima from Yuvi and Naina. get ready folks.. has anyone heard of sexual harassment in the DMG office, are they promoting it on regular basis???? The dialogues delivered by these two interns are like two kids imitating their parents..

This fire escape is becoming more of a no-tel motel for this show. Or a making-out point, may be in coming episodes, this place will require advance booking also.

Silly Sid is now upset, and expected that Riddhima would be running up to him and thanking for the divorce papers. Does it happen in the world?? on mars? on jupiter? next constellation? He is missing her like a friend "na uss ne mujsay baat ki, na phone kya, na SMS kiya, kaisi dost hai.."

Armaan is getting ready like a bullfighter for the fight.
Ex-lover is going to ask the husband not to divorce his wife. The husband of a wife, who believes that his wife loves her ex-lover and should be with him, kinky.. WICKED!!!!

Sid has started missing Riddhima.. his behaviour is exactly like men who first sell their favorite car and keep talking about it for the rest of their life. Kya gari thi, kabhi koi problem nahi diya..pehli dafa main start ho jati thi..

Suddenly Sid has become very offensive against Armaan in talking about Riddhima and two episodes back he was insisting that Armaan is right for her. Bhai ye 2 din may kya ho gaya??? I guess he started to realize that he loved his car, though never drove it!!!
Now they DMG team thought it would be prudent to drag the divorce paper wapas lay lo scene.. and as break take us to cafeteria to cool us down.. Unique way of advertising another TV show..

Armaan is trying to instigate Sid into beating him. Armaan knows what he is doing and is calm whereas Sid is moving around as if he is standing bare-footed in the hot desert sand. Armaan tries to arouse Sid's anger (only) to match his facial expressions.

Puzzling question? When Armaan pushed Sid to prove himself to be a man. Why did he have to punch him? he could simply have dropped his pants!!!!

In the next episode they will be fighting in the corridor, and the hospital staff is quite used to anything happening in the corridor, as a couple was leaning against the wall watching the fight as if watching someone dance. They will reach the basketball court, still fighting, next they take a bus to the airport, still fighting, get through the immigration, still fighting , then board the aircraft and continue fighting till the seat-belt sign is put on. They will take their seats and wait for the second round after the seat-belt sign will be switched off.

...and the poor girl Riddhima who is being told that she will be held responsible if the marriage fails.. good night cruel world!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣Bas tumhara hi sahara hai otherwise rone ke alawa aur kuch nahin bachcha🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: Mars35913062

DMG = Dad Mill Gaye😆😆😆
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Sid has started missing Riddhima.. his behaviour is exactly like men who first sell their favorite car and keep talking about it for the rest of their life. Kya gari thi, kabhi koi problem nahi diya..pehli dafa main start ho jati thi..🤣
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Now they DMG team thought it would be prudent to drag the divorce paper wapas lay lo scene.. and as break take us to cafeteria to cool us down.. Unique way of advertising another TV show..



Puzzling question? When Armaan pushed Sid to prove himself to be a man. Why did he have to punch him? he could simply have dropped his pants!!!!

In the next episode they will be fighting in the corridor, and the hospital staff is quite used to anything happening in the corridor, as a couple was leaning against the wall watching the fight as if watching someone dance. They will reach the basketball court, still fighting, next they take a bus to the airport, still fighting, get through the immigration, still fighting , then board the aircraft and continue fighting till the seat-belt sign is put on. They will take their seats and wait for the second round after the seat-belt sign will be switched off.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dr. Shashank=Dr.Phil! Dude! i was thinking exact same thing!


Interesting take as always!
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Sid has started missing Riddhima.. his behaviour is exactly like men who first sell their favorite car and keep talking about it for the rest of their life. Kya gari thi, kabhi koi problem nahi diya..pehli dafa main start ho jati thi..

i love this, omg this is so hilarious, expecially the end they get on a plane [where to] lol
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Mars no one can beat u in making a pulp out of dmg
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: shamil

Mars no one can beat u in making a pulp out of dmg


Thanks, your shampoo is doing wonders..😆

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Mars,
Simply gr8...cant stop laughing
Did you notice that Armaan has broken his record of standing there for over 8 minutes, without leaving his place, nor punching, nor trying to feel Dr. Shashank, or pinning him against the wall, or viewing any flashback, no song, no dupatta, or using his surround system..bravo!!
This fire escape is becoming more of a no-tel motel for this show. Or a making-out point, may be in coming episodes, this place will require advance booking also.

Sid has started missing Riddhima.. his behaviour is exactly like men who first sell their favorite car and keep talking about it for the rest of their life. Kya gari thi, kabhi koi problem nahi diya..pehli dafa main start ho jati thi..

😆


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Posted: 15 years ago
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@Mars---I had once made a topic asking the CVs to burn down the FE bcoz the doctors hve turned it into their make-out playground.Unfortunately the topic was closed😆
Nice post as always,Mars......Thanx for the laughs.
PS:--Armaan shud hve slapped Shanky babes for his 'galti' of not stopping him last tym!!!😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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mars u amaze me ya......my day is incomplete widout reading ur post n having a hearty laugh after the cruelty imposed on us vryday :)

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