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Kool reporting from base ............ Wedding starts in PR . .
Hustle Bustle In PR guys .Chubby Face and Bunface were bustling around in their respective homes . Now the biggest joke is
]The Mandap has been set in the chawl . And from the Mandap one can go inside to Varsha's room ........May I ask how ? The Karanjkar home is a small house on the Road . In Front of it are SHOPS . So where has this Mandap beenn put ? And R we to understand That The Karanjkars , Like standard Marathi Middle class people DID NOT BOOK A WEDDING HALL for their daughter ?
Miss Shakkar finally arrived at her maayka with The Duffer Deshmukhs , Kaka looking the most outstanding among the men in his maroon Sherwani . May I know from where they had the money to by such costly Sherwanis , coz they never repeat them . After all the initial complimenting , The Real fun started when The Pyasi Atma was greeted by The Karanjkars . Yes , The Duffers had , true to their idiotic tendencies , Taken her with them to the wedding , uncaring about the hundreds of eyebrows that will be raised upon seeing her , all taut and pregnant , with a tummy like a balloon threatening to burst any moment . It seems Rasika's public taunts have NOT shamed them about the bigamy . They r nowadays acting as If It is some Noble deed done by their son . Let us go inside to see Varshu , Vaishu suggested , looking fab in a purple sari , meaning all the young gals. But The Pyasi Atma , who was looking bored and had watched the emotional weepy union of Miss Shakkar and her mom with a sour face , firmly refused .
" Arre No No '' she said in a tone that flatly warned them of no repeat force " You gals go .I will stay with Aai [ Savita] ''
All were slightly taken aback . Including Savita . Chubby Face , Vaishu , Miss Shakkar , The Wimps all looked uncomfortable . They Wanted her to obviously hustle and bustle just like them in the wedding festivity . Such cold , normal reactions upset them . They were so used to Miss Shakkar 's way , which wuid have been to fling herself headlong in her souten's wedding . Miss Shakkar firmly intends to dance with Meduvada in Manav's baraaat . Holding both his hands . And swinging them joyfully .
Then , when Insaaniyat Baba greeted them and expressed his joy upon seeing The Pyasi Atma at the wedding , she replied brazenly and lovingly
" I HAD To come .You are here na ."
All stared at her , shocked . I mean REALLY .Such a BRAZEN gal . Too much for The Sanskaari Ullus to handle and even The Duffers stared with their mouths open . The Laughing Wimp forgot to laugh . He did not know which urge to follow ...to go into peals of hysterical giggles or simply keep his mouth open and let the air in .He chose the latter while The Pyasi Atma , undeterred by all this , simpered . Insaaniyat Baba stared uncomfortably and scuttled away to do some work .All That work did a wonderful job of blocking these uncomfortable things out of his mind . The garage , his oncoming marraige , The Return of Second sasur Meduvada in near future , The 3 lac loan that he didn't have the foggiest idea of how to repay , The arrival of the Pavitra Bachcha , his dhooom dhaam marraige with the Pyaasi Atma .......all wud be blocked when he shopped with females or served sherbets or decorated the mandap . Such a wonderful relief it was ........Work .
Shareef Manju , riding high on her new found horse of Sharaafat actually asked Vandu how she was . Everyone , including Decent Bachelor Kaka was zapped . Then , she zapped them more by asking arch rival Miss Shakkar how she was . Guys I wonder how long this is gonna last .
The Laughing Wimp praised Insaaniyat Baba . Bhagwaan Kare SABKO AISA DAMAAD MILE he said , laughing tactlessly . All stood stock still and The Pyasi Atma did not like it a bit . She frankly HATED seeing Insaaniyat Baba so comfiortable and at home in his first biwi's sasuraal . She wud have much preferred him having a drink or two with HER DAD in the late hours of the night , when he had fluffy meduvadas with chilled beer .
The Gunda was unhappily twirling her pearls . Her son The Tiger noticed her and asked her what the matter was .He may rob her from time to time but thats just coz he is such a good sport guys .He has this strong blood bond with her too and HATES seeing her unhappy . Such a dutiful son guys , aisa son naseeb se milta hai . Don't U trust me he asked his mom sentimentally .
Nothing like that , said The Gunda Sadly .
You want The Gundi's boss's information na , he asked indulgently .
The Gunda nodded like a pouting child .
Well guess what . I have it . informed The Tiger , with a smirk .
Really ?asked The Gunda , jumping for joy .Really Really Really ?
Yup , Really . He has landed in Mumbai now itself . Do u know Mommy , Varsha's Bad Luck is really Really Bad said The Tiger and cackled at his bad joke .
Now U see what dhamaka I will do at her wedding , said The Gunda with gleaming dark eyes . Gundi , Beware , Here I come .
Sleazy Ashwin meanwhile was landing stylishly like Barack Obama On the Mumbai Airport as this conversation was going on . He looked horribly handsome and sleazy with his hep hair cut and large framed specs . His wife looked sexy and contented with hip hugging jeans and a knotted white shirt and sunglasses , denoting that suhagans have a different rule if they work in AMREEEKA THE PAAPI DESH . They need not wear saris there . But In India , at the most they can wear r salwar khameeezes , that too if the hubby PERMITS them .
Miss Shakkar and Insaaniyat Baba were perpetually missing each other with that sparkly music in the background that is clearly indicating that flowers r gonna fall on them when they bump and see how handsome and how pretty they look . Everything is being geared up for a classic bumpy moment ..........coz the highest romance these two virgins get is only in that much physical touch that comes throgh an accidental bUMP . Physical touch by their own will is A CARDINAL SIN and UNHEARD OF . Miss Shakkar will have a blue fit if Insaaniyat baba ever dreams of kissing her . And Insaaniyat Baba will go to the Himalayas if he ever dares to dream this way , TO ATONE . So u see guys , THE BUMP is needed . Of course , flowers will fall to DENOTE IT IS HOLY . Like in the TITLE SONG .
Miss Shakkar was accosted by a tactless couple who asked her pointed , tactless and extremely TRUE questions about her divorce .
How come u didnt come for ur own sister's marraige , Ha , They asked tactlessly .
Coz I had to look after My Saas answered Miss Shakkar dutifully .
What saas . Aren't u getting divorced . they asked bluntly .
GETTING Divorced . NOT YET DIVORCED . Miss Shakkar valiantly replied , hating this conversation .
So what . In just some days You are getting divorced and what Saas . The Duo continued ruthlessly , even more ruthless than MEduvada .
Hahaha .Miss Shakkar than scuttled away to meet her sister who looked beautiful in a nine yard yellow sari and hugged her with sisterly love .
You look so beautiful , she said , weeping . So So beautiful . The Best thing in the world is happening to U . Guess what that is .
What , asked The Gundi .
PATI . Said Miss Shakkar , quivering like an aspen leaf at the very word . She felt as if she wud have her fourth Ecstasy at the very word . And SASURAL . For an aurat this is the GREATEST HEAVEN . And Miss Shakkar Wept .
The Gundi looked unconvinced , but she loves her elder sister so she changed the subject .
Manav jeeju loves u much more than Satish loves me , she said WRONGLY. { Thats the reason he is dumping her and marrying That Pyasi Atma ......and Thats the reason Satish argued with his mom and mADE her agree to Varsha's proposal . Seriously guys .So what If Manav gave 3 lacs to Manohar .He is STILL DUMPING ARCHU .]
Let us WEEP IN JOY today Said Miss Shakkar when she heard her hubby praised thus . BUT WEEP WE MUST .
Vinod , in a superb Purple Kurta Hurried to tell Insaaniyat Baba that the groom's party was arriving any moment . The baraat has started , He Told Insaaniyat Baba animatedly .
Satish was riding a decked up Horse in the Mumbai traffic while some silly billies were bursting fire crackers in front of the animal , uncaring if the animal would take to flight in fear . Seriously guys , for a moment I wondered if in The Pre Cap We wud see Satish in the hospital as The Horse Had run off in fear at full speed amongst The Rickshaws and buses in Dombivli , Satish Clutching on to his turban with one hand and The reins with the other in DESPERATION till The Horse collided with a Rickshaw and Threw Satish off , Turban and All on a cartful of tomatoes or something alongside the Mumbai Roads . Phew !
The Sleepy Wimp was Dancing like a sport and BUNFACE did A MARATHI FUGDI and some LATKA JHATKAS .
Guys Guys I hate to burst The bubble here BUT
Maharshtrians do not dance like NOrth Indians in a baraat ........at least The Groom's Dad and MOM don't even if one takes for granted that nowdays all customs r getting common for fun sake
Maharashtrian DO NOT WEAR THE TURBANS LIKe they have shown .........again it is OH SO NORTHIE . Marathi People wear a Gandhi Topi For functions
They MOST CATEGORICALLY dO NOT WEAR SINDOOR IN MAANG Like Northies
I think Ekta KAPOOOR loves to see her own caste weddings and so adds a dash of Northie Rituals to any wedding in her serials ...be it Gujrathi or marathi . I love North Indian weddings and dont mind seeing their rituals when a North Indian family is portrayed but if you guys r Showing A marathi family why dont u guys show a proper MArathi wedding ha ?Even Our North Indian friends will watch it with interest as they too r interested in knowing other cultures . Why this Mixed Masala business ?
In The Pre Cap we see Ajit arriving , in a gorgeous Sherwani , and Rasika , splendidly attired , while Savita GLARES . No One there to welcome them . What I am waiting for with interest is the meeting of Ashwin and Ajit . Will we see a friendship between these two sleazeballs ?
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Signing off ...........Kools .
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