Part 9
Home Sweet Home......my lovely house....actually yahaan par poori tarah se meri chalti hai......sivaay Mummy ke.......wo mujh par apni chalati hain.......meri mummy ko mujh se koi problem toh nahin hai phir bhi......wo chahti hain meri shaadi ho jaaye......subah shaam beta iss ladke ki photo dekh le.....uss se mil le....... yaar mujhe shaadi nahin karni.......mujhe chahiye ek intelligent, understanding, well mannered partner......handsome ho toh aur bhi accha hai......
Wo mujhe kabhi bhi chain se baithne nahin deti......main office jaati hoon toh wahaan zyaada shaanti se rehti hoon......Gunjan bhi mere hi office mein kaam karti hai.......Par uss din toh mummy ne hadd hi kar di.......ab tak sirf tasveerein dikhaati theen par ab toh namoone ko ghar par hi bula liya......aur mujhe bataaya bhi nahin.......main office se aayi.....scooty park ki......aur andar se Gunjan aayi.....aaj toh office bhi nahin aayi thi Gunjan......Oh.....toh isse pata tha......Gunji se mujhe ye umeed nahin thi.....
G: Chal andar jaldi.....
N: Kya hua.....mujhe bata toh.....
G: Pehle room mein chal phir bataati hoon.......
Maine kaha theek hai bhai.......mere liye koi surprise hoga......
In the room Mummy enters.......
M: Jaldi se tayaar ho jaa beta......ladke waale aa rahe hain......
Mera moonh khula ka khula reh gaya.......
N: Kya......tum ne ladke waalon ko bula bhi liya......ye kya hai......mujhe nahin jaana.....
M: Chup chap......Gunjan isse tayaar karke laa.....aur unke saamne zaraa tameez se haan........aankhein neeche rakh ke..
Mummy gayin usske baad toh..........
N: Gunjan tujhe pata tha......tune mujhe bataya kyun nahin.....mujhe tujhse ye umeed nahin thi......
G: Dekh aunty ne mujhse kaha tha.......issliye.......Tujhe shaadi toh ek na ek karni hai toh aaj ladka dekhne mein kya problem hai......
N: arre mujhe toh pata bhi nahin wo kaisa hoga......aur ye ladka ladki dekhna bohot boring kaam hai......accha behenji tumhe sab pata tha to ye bhi pata hoga ladka kaisa hai.......
G: Wo log seedhe aa rahe hain......photo wagairaah kuch nahin hai.......ab behen ji nakhre band karo aur tayaar ho jaao........
After a while......they arrived I was sneaking through the window of my room.......Black Ford......ussmein se nikali ek aunty, ek uncle, aur phir kaun nikla........mera moonh toh aisa khula reh gaya jaise........jaise........arre khud samajh jaao.......wo SAMRAT tha........eeyuu.......
Mera bohot bohot bohot zor se cheekhne ka mann kar raha tha.......... uss samay toh aisa lag raha tha.....koi bhi chalega.......main kisi film ke Villian se bhi shaadi kar loongi par iss Dumbo, Psycho, Idiot, Nuisance Creator, Flirt, Casanova, Bandar, Langoor, Ullu.......aur saare adjectives se bhare iss sade huye insaan se nahin.......Gunjan too saw him.......
I sat down on the bed.......
N: mere saath hi aisa kyun hota hai.......kyun bhagwaan.......isse mere ghar hi bhejna tha.......Gunjan tu Mummy ko bula ke la........
Gunjan calls Mummy.......she enters.......
M: Tayaar ho gayi beta.......badi acchi lag rahi hai.......bas baal acche se bana le.......
N (thinking): Baal.......acche se......abhi kaajal utha kar apne moonh par pot leti hoon......baalon ko gel lag kar khada kar leti hoon.......bhootni banke jaaongi uss bandar ke saamne........mujhe dekh kar hi ulte paer bhaag jaayega........
N: Mummy........tum meri shaadi kisi se bhi karwa dena par iss Samrat se mat karwaao.....
M: tujhe naam kaise pata usska.......
N: Mujhe usska poora biodata pata hai........ek number ka flirt hai.......akal hai nahin......fail hote hote bachaa tha college mein.......main college ki topper aise insaan ko deserve toh nahin karti.......
M: Par beta ab college mein thode na padhna hai......usska itna bada business hai......
Mujhe samajh mein aa gaya tha.....Mummy meri ab ek bhi nahin sunengi........koi bachaao mujhe yahaan se.........ab seedhe Samrat se baat karni padegi......
Phir mujhe neeche jaana pada "tayaar" ho kar......kabhi socha nahin tha....... Par zindagi kya kya karwaati hai kisse pata.......
Waise Samrat bhi toh mujhe pasand nahin karta.......accha hai khud hi mana kar dega.........
Main neeche aayi Gunjan ke saath.......
Samrat ke chehre se pata chal raha tha.......double dhamaaka......blast.....usse samajh nahin aa raha tha ki wo dekhne kis ladki ko aaya hai......Gunjan ko ya mujh ko......
Mummy: aao Nupur beta.......Ji ye hai Nupur......
Main toh neeche dekh rahi thi par Samrat kahaan kahaan dekh raha tha......ye toh wo hud bataayega......main toh neeche dekh rahi thi.......mujhe kya pata......
Beta tum kahaan tak padhi ho.......kya naukri karti ho.......etc...etc......
Ye sawaalon ke jawaab toh mere job ke biodata mein bhi hain......ussi se dekh lete......yahaan aane ki takleef kyun uthaayi.......
Samrat ki Mom: Ek baar Nupur aur Samrat bhi ek doosre se baat kar lete toh accha rehta.......
M: Haan zaroor.......Gunjan beta.....in dono ko bahar Garden mein le jaao.......
Ab chal bacchu bahar mujhe yahi mauka chahiye tha.......main isse baat bhi nahin karna chahti......par kya karein bolna toh padega na.......
In the garden........
Main kuch bolti.....isse pehle Samrat ne hi bol diya........
S: Dekho Nupur......mujhe shaadi waadi mein koi interest nahin hai.......meri mummy meri sunti hi nahin hain.......
N: Toh mujhe kaunsa "tum"se shaadi karne ka shauk hai.......mujhe agar pata hota......toh main pehle hi mana kar deti......
S: Toh ab bhi kar do.......
N: Main kyun mana karoon.....tum khud kardo......khud nahin keh sakte ki tumhein shaadi nahin karni.....
S: Tum keh do.....ki tumhein main pasand nahin......
After that useless chat we went inside again......
M: Baat ho gayi beta......
N: Ji....par mujhe ek baat kehni thi.......Samrat mujhse shaadi nahin karna chahte......pata nahin kyun........wo bole ki unhein main pasand nahin hoon........
N(thinking): Lo pad gaya ulta.....Samrat......main mana karke khud buri banoon.....bura toh samrat hai...wo khud bura banega......
Samrat mujhe ghoor raha tha.......
Samrat's Mom: Beta......tumhein Nupur pasand nahin.....
N (thinking): ab bol.....ab toh tumhein mana karna padega......
S: Haan.....maa.... wo......
SM: Toh theek hai......accha ji namaste.......ab hum chalte hain.........
N (thinking): Taata.......Namaste......
Ok toh abhi itna update.......dont worry MayUr zaroor milenge......Nupur thodi Psycho hai.....par I hope aap usse handle kar lenge......
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