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Kool reporting from base ........After Effect of Dhamaaka Party . .
The Gunda was fuming guys . Naturally . She is used to insult others , not to be insulted by others .And least of all by that Miss Shakkar who she honestly feels belongs to the Insect Family .......a worm , to be precise , who occasinally crawls out from under her stone .
Chodungi nahi , she said , breathing fire through her royally arrogant nostrils . That Do takke ki aurat , she dared to insult ME ? I will teach her that lesson that she will remember for LIFE .
The Tiger watched with distress . I told u na guys , The Gunda Khandaan have this solid blood bond . He did not like it a bit that his mom was upset . So off he went to get drunk and entered the bedroom , finishing the bottle while Vandu cowered in a corner . When the alcohol was over he smashed the bottle viciously on the floor and frankly told Vandu that he had rather liked her mom's dance and had hated the fact that he had been interrupted . The Tiger likes Lavni guys and he now wanted Vandu to complete the dance and give him the denied pleasure .
Naach ! He commanded . Ab Tu Naachegi ! Naach bola na ! The Tiger is even more creative than his mom THe Gunda , guys , if he applies his mind to it . He actually wanted the dance on broken shards of glass , just like the Hindi films . And after that he intended to have a good rape session while Vandu's soles bled .
Unfortunately for him , Vandu , who is Miss Shakkar's disciple , had observed the change in her Guru and decided to emulate her . She quickly took a fruit knife and threatened to slash her wrist . If I die , I will take u with me , she said , slashing herself a little , and brandished the knife in the drunken Tiger's astonished face . I am dying bit by bit everyday anyway , she added as a practical afterthought . The Tiger then slunk away with his tail between his tottering , drunken legs , before Vandu changed her mind and decided to aim the Knife at his groin as yet another afterthought . A very foresighted Tiger indeed when it comes to his special body parts .
I don't understand one thing and am gonna be very stupid and ask a question here . Why doesn't Vandu acknowledge her mistake and go home instead of living a life by brandishing knives and locking bedroom doors or watching her mom dance like a prostitute ? Or better still , why not try that suicide attempt now once more instead of living such a life if she doesnt wanna go back ?Any sense here ? I fail to see it .
The Duffer Khandaan were sitting chupchaap , feeling sorry for themselves . Shravani started blasting Miss Shakkar , who was taking it like a punctured balloon , all the air now gone somewhere after her brief flare up with the Gunda .
How cud u be so stupid , she said angrily . Don't u understand the simple fact that we did NOT open our mouth for a reason ? Aai herself is capable of giving a fitting reply to the Gunda .........understand ? { True .]
Her son cud have talked { True .]
Baba and Kaka cud have talked { True again .]
Yet we didnt , for a reason .Vandu . So who the hell told u to go and take charge , ha ? { Much as I hate it , a point there .]
You spoilt our lives now don't spoil Vandus ! Please ! Oblige Us ! [ Way out of line . This dialogue reeked and reeked of months and months of training by Savita ..........exactly the words Savita wud have used . It also reeked and reeked of how much Manav and Archu emboldened this chit of a girl , much junior to them , to dare to talk this way .............Manav by keeping quiet whenever she insulted Archu , and Archu by lapping up all her insults just like she lapped up Savitas , only to please Manav .]
Miss Shakkar of course took the insult only too gladly .
But Savita surprisingly reprimanded her .
You shud have been the one defending me , you are gonna be my bahu Archna is NOTHING , she said , wrongly as usual . Nice words , but WRONG . Archu is oh so much the bahu yet and its Shravni who is paraded by the Duffers at functions who is NOTHING . Besides , how can Shravni open her mouth when Damo and Manav and Vandita .............Savita's own hubby and children didn't . Unfair words . But they will give viewer satisfaction to Shravni Hate Club .😆
Shravani then went to the inner room and started marking the calendar and counting the days to the divorce to get some relief for her seething enraged feelings . Her saas had been so bloody unfair this time and all due to that Miss Shakkar ! Insufferable Sugar Goddess , going around injecting lethal doses of sugar in everyone's system , whether they wanted it or not . The sugar was downright addictive and lethal , even her hardened saas was coming under its spell . Shravani wanted to use a four lettered word for Miss Shakkar . She only held her tongue coz the Pavitra Bachcha wud have heard it from inside . He already had his father's eve teasing genes and four lettered words along with them wud be too much for her to handle later .😆
Of course Miss Shakkar HADDDD to spoil her therapeutic moment by coming uninvited and meddling even there instead of sensibly leaving her alone . You are very angry na , she asked goofily but deliberately . But you dont worry .Its you our saas loves , NOT me . You are the important one , I am the Kachra and thats the way it will always be .So Rest assured .
Why the hell have u come back ha ? Shravni asked , unimpressed and furious . Of course I am feeling bad [ you brainless wonder of earth ] , what do u expect ? Ha ? That Ill be happy ? I hate u . Why the hell wont you get out of my life ?
Coz I love u , said miss Shakkar , putting even Gandhiji's great name to shame . I care for u . And Im gonna do it till the end .[ whether u like it or not ]. In a month I will be gone and you will be Manav's wife . You are the number one always , always and I am NOthing , I never was anything , I am kachra , u gotta believe me . I am so so happy that the day I go will be your god bharaai . So happy that makes me .
Shravni stared with disgust . Miss Shakkar was unbeatable and frustrated her . She even tried to touch shravani who recoiled from her touch . Guys , I take a moment here to do pranam to the great Miss Shakkar . You too join me guys .I insist we have this moment .
The Sanskaari Ullus [ the Karanjkars ] had changed into their nightclothes and were having a talk session before retiring for the night on the dhamaaka Party . The woman has sunk to the lowest level , opined Chubby Face decisively about The Gunda , her favorite samdhan . Really . Chee Chee . Her husband the Laughing Wimp obviously thought this was a ladies call and did not pass any remark on The Gunda while his wife and daughters criticized her freely . But he surprisingly opened his mouth when opinions about will Miss Shakkar be able to forget her three months with THE DUFFER KHANDAAN were given .
The question is will Manav be able to divorce her ? he asked with a rare display of intelligence . All were shocked and stunned and silent . They are so used to him smiling in the background like a laughing Buddha and very decidedly NOT opining on ANY issue , that they digested the words in silence . We viewers too digested this miracle moment somehow .
They went next day to the Duffer House to invite them shamelessly to the Varsha Satish marraige . Many call Shravani shameless but I can point out many shameless characters in the show who beat her to it . Now this Sanskaari couple had KICKED Manav and his family out to welcome a rapist at this same Varsha's engagement .Then with what face did they go there to re invite him for Varsha's wedding ? Were they going to tell him and his family that we are inviting you yet again so that we can once more have the pleasure of kicking you out ? The Sanskaari Ullu Duo are as shameless as their daughter who takes Shravani's insults with such ecstasy .
Shravani surprisingly greeted Miss Shakkar's mother Chubby Face civilly enough . It seems it is ONLY Miss Shakkar that she hates . She obviously cannot handle that much goodness .
Savita welcomed them and the IMPOTENT DUFFER TRIO , the men , who were like buddus going to hire a lawyer for their garage problem , looked on , in stunned silence , as impotently as ever . These men have to this point not phoned Girish and asked him if he knew the land was illegal , have not talked to his beti Shravni about this , and dont have a rupee for tomorrows meal but chose to spend the fixed deposit money of Sachins life insurance policy on Vandu's jewels and saris which were given away to a servant by the arrogant Gunda , instead of saving that money for the fee of a lawyer or any other emergency . God knows how they are eating food . True blooded Duffers guys . And it is a big mysetery how they are gonna hire the biggest lawyer of Mumbai for their garage problem as Big lawyers demand hefty fees .
Some interesting points :
The Gundas were so distressed they had not bothered to change even while The Sanskaari Ullus had changed and both the young sisters looked lovely in their nightclothes . Give Archu some nightclothes too creatives , who told u married women sleep in bordered saris only . Other chawl women r shown in night gowns washing vessels at the common tap and they r middle aged .So why not Archu ?
Savita telling Sachin to come soon in the form of the baby was hear rending .Hope they show the baby as naughty and chulbula as Sachin .
Savita sympathising with Archu but insisting that she HAS to go was very human and touched a chord . It was a classic example of making a practical decision and suppressing the right feelings . Her dialogue that HATE FOR U AT LEAST GAVE ME A GOAL TO LIVE [ after Sachins death ] was very touching .
Manju was not shown ....we wud have LOVED to see the Sanskaari ullus ganging up on her at home . Wanted to see Vinod's reaction .
Tomorrows precap shows Shravani making filmy dialogues of lets see who wins in these 5 days , your love or my love . Please .Can we be spared from such corny dialogues ? This is not a Jeetendra movie by Prasad productions of the South where he was always shown married to two women and yet emerged as pure as Ram .
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