Love before marriage or after? Does it matter? - Page 12

One man was coming after the burial of her Wife.
Achanak Bijli Chamki, Badaal Garjae, Zoor Sae Barish Start Hu Gai.

Dukhi Admi Boola, Lagta Hae Kay woh aupar Pohanch Gai

Dad, what is the cost of marrying a woman?

I don't know son, I am still paying.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit."

A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same.

The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??"

That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs"

Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?"

He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!"

Originally posted by: Khatarnak

Ghalat - They do it out of necessity 😉😆

It was a quote from a book 😉😆

Originally posted by: Summer3

Men marry because they are lonely, women marry because they want children.

After women have children they do not need the men so men become lonely again.😆

Moral of the Story: Life goes round in circles and men are destined to be lonely.

poor men 😆

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

poor men 😆

One of our guys in China has remarried 3 times. Looks like he is not good in decision making.😆

Originally posted by: Khatarnak

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit."

ONe guy who played golf with me remarried within 7 months of the death of his wife.

i wouldnt mind if if i fell in love before or after marriage ive had crushes which ive always felt was love but it wasnt i cant wait for love to happen to me

Some more devil's advocate quotes:😛

"Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect'- simply a confession of failures.

Faithfulness! I must analyse it some day. The passion for property is in it.
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up."