Does our Society Favor men? - Page 4

Originally posted by: Emptiness

God made man, and then created a woman out of his rib.

Originally posted by: krystal_watz

true.

God made a man , then realized he had to finish off with making the final fine result of which the rough copy he just made.😛😆

In Chinese philosophy we need both the Yin and the Yang.

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.



WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was
blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he
created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain
makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me
there too
Not in cage but laughing at you



...for in the end, the wife will always have her last say.

^^^^

Originally posted by: Summer3

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.



WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was
blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he
created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain
makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me
there too
Not in cage but laughing at you



...for in the end, the wife will always have her last say.

Hiye Raam Kuriyon ka hai zamana 😆😆😆

Some more food for laugh n cry😛

A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine." 😛

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Santa was invited to Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her 'Jalebi', 'Honey', 'Pyaari', 'Darling', 'Sweetheart' etc.
He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names."😉

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Santa is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women😛

Originally posted by: Summer3

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.



WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was
blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he
created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain
makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me
there too
Not in cage but laughing at you



...for in the end, the wife will always have her last say.

Originally posted by: krystal_watz

true.

God made a man , then realized he had to finish off with making the final fine result of which the rough copy he just made.😛😆

Q - Why did God create man first?

A - He didn't want a a woman telling him what to do 😆

Originally posted by: Emptiness

Q - Why did God create man first?

A - He didn't want a a woman telling him what to do 😆