Cruise Denials, Stylish Affirmations

As was expected, Tom Cruise's publicist issued a denial of Life & Style's split cover faster than you can say "Tom Cruise is gay."

Says Cruise's rep, "It should be known that the story is 100% false. Despite the malicious fallacies put forth by Life & Style magazine, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family. They are doing great, they are in great shape. They are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child."

A representative for Life & Style, though, also issued a statement saying, "We stand 100 percent behind our story."

We'd love to believe it's true!