Shock absorbers needed: price no consideration

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Posted: 16 years ago
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I understand that vehicles even in this day and age - where real-time automated control is/can be in the 'loop' - use one of the 2 varieties of shock absorbers. Heavy-Duty and standard. I have been running on standard much too long. Most of the Indian TV serial cognoscenti have either transitioned to heavy duty simply from their long-term exposure to such fare, or they've come congenitally equipped!

Yeah, so what? You're thinking! Well ...

See, we're all travelers on KB road ...

There have been a few instances of smooth terrain and one's bones remained intact and the air blew gently over one's face ... Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm ....

There have been far too many instances when bones rattle and shake ... kathunk! KATHUNK! kathunkkathunkkathunk! ! ka ... THUNK!!!

There have been any number of instances where we've landed in caverns of all hue and size .... Wheeeeeeezzzzzzzzz ... PHUTAAAAKKKK!! KARRRRRBOOOOOM!! Here bones are completely shattered!

I'm lying at the bottom of such an abyss ... someone please help!! PLEASE?!!

So, other than our pertinacious stalwart Abhi and his moves, what were we treated to today?

A Poppa who admits to being so completely helpless that words are practically failing him and of course he has no means of intervention!! But I can understand ... given the coercion from a mad-as-a-hatter spouse, any man would fold over and not remember even one from a bushel full of another's kind deeds. A sense of obligation stemming from this should have been sufficient to bury one for life. But no! Nonono! Not Poppa S.!! All of that simply vaporized into thin air!

A Mili who has caught the same malady that has her brother Anuj in an iron grip. Looking bewildered, addled, and mute!! So much for having the ability to metamorphose into a demon-goddess when the occasion demands!! Uh ... Mili ... this would be good time ... I won't hold my breath!

From the looks of things, Sethi Nivas is not situated amidst abundant verdancy ... OK, maybe the back is ... we've only seen the front of the pink palace ... Neetu evidently got away incognito by scaling a wall ... she must have left that knotted rope behind confident in the knowledge that no one would chance upon it. Either that, or it's there in perpetuity because the Sethi gals bolt at the drop of a hat ... so there she is on her descent ... somehow the wall leads directly to that porch on the first floor (?) ... this means the wall's gotta be fairly high ... which means that she had to scale it from the street ... which means that she was not seen even in a place always so chock full of people as KB ... which means that she is Spider Woman!!

And lemme tell ya - does she have escape routes down pat ... the last time she sneaked in from the kotha ... see, she had to either be Spider Woman to have crawled up there from the street or Super Woman who got there with a single leap ...

Omi hasn't seen a 'girl' before ... what?! Didn't Nakul say he had been educated etc etc etc in America?!! Liar, liar, pants on fire!! No, no, no! They've kept him closeted in the attic just like loony Mrs. Rochester in Jane Eyre!!

Say ... who's been cooking this goop-melange?! Bring in the KB baccha party - they've whipped together a bada khana (that's from my days as an Army brat) the likes of which has never before been seen ... that too in 20 minutes!!

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Posted: 16 years ago
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oh man..oh man..i'll be thinking of this as i drive to work now..stop cracking me up so..woman!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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hehehehehehehehe am cracking up too. Keep it coming gal and let's keep the spirit on in spite of the severe emergency censorship like situation that is reigning here!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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😆 😆

stagger the goodies woman.......... truffles and this on the same day?? bahut na insaafi hai thakur.

trying to make sense of whats been going on in KB these past few episodes has been akin to explaining Hemingway to a 16yr old who doesnt like to read............. an exercise in futility. (experience talking here 😕)

there was another thread started asking "what do you want for 100th episode" (by shankar i think)..... was all prepared to 'ask' for new writers for the show n then realized what it was abt 😆


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Posted: 16 years ago
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in spite of the severe emergency censorship like situation that is reigning here!!
This is getting to be intolerable ... should put together a plan of action ... be on the lookout for suggestions on the alternate channel ...
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Posted: 16 years ago
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oh one without cause...by the way..that should be thakurayin..and not thakur..yaar..the fog in infinite loop should be addressed with care..or else padenge joote..woh bhi used... on tera sar..not mine..me being the funny one!!! 😉
my little valentines are being savoured..hummmmmmmmm!!!!
loopy fog..you are so humungously funny...tussi totally great ho!!!

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