The House of Love on Kalyug Lane

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Act I, Scene 1:

Hey hey! Dolly Chaachi is back ... from her Spanish sojourn, replete with shawl around her shoulders (almost color-coordinated too!!) and flower in her hair ... no mantilla tho ... wonder if Senora Sethi learnt a few steps of flamenco and danced the night away at a tapas bar to the strains of Master Segovia's guitar ... oooo what I'd give to be in her shoes - castanets in my one hand, glass of sangria in the other, one of those 'mermaid-ey' dresses with wonderful ruffles ... Ole!

Act I, Scene 2:

Oooooo ... another romp in the park with actual physical contact!! Lips came precariously close to osculation!! Wow! Hope there's more where that came from! A LOT more!! Say Sunshiners, if you ever get low on your stock of ideas, we're but a heartbeat away .... and the contents of our warehouse could fill all of Karol Bagh ... right Gals?!!

Acts II and beyond (the aftershocks):

Oooooo ... the gal in KB 2/24 (?) just got divorced!! She'd married a man 10 years her junior (whaaaaat? It's that commonplace?!)!!!!! What is this world coming to?!!!! Every where you turn - dens of iniquity!!!! OOOOOhhhhhhh!!! AAAAhhhhhhhhh!! Maataraani!!!!

Enter: Anu, Abhi's 'girlfriend' .... a fuming Mili - lately of Cupid fame - sitting silently ... everyone else their usual hornswoggled selves! Oh except for Mr. & Mrs. Beelzebub (she still not in Prada)!

Potholes du Jour:

Abhi having to hitch a ride! He's still at T. Mahal, but has no transportation! Why isn't he in the company furnished 'flat'?

Mili getting her hands on the keys to the classroom - inveigled it out of the janitor did she?!!

Chasms du Jour:

'Seed' of doubt planted in Poppa Sethi's head (by one green in every respect but for the proverbial thumb) has already 'blossomed' into the Amazon Jungle!!

Abhi survives several minutes of contact with a 220V live wire!! Now there's a strong heart if ever there was one!! The burns on his palms were treated with a handkerchief!! And he didn't even have the Superman Shirt on!!!

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Act I, Scene 1:

Hey hey! Dolly Chaachi is back ... from her Spanish sojourn, replete with shawl around her shoulders (almost color-coordinated too!!) and flower in her hair ... no mantilla tho ... wonder if Senora Sethi learnt a few steps of flamenco and danced the night away at a tapas bar to the strains of Master Segovia's guitar ... oooo what I'd give to be in her shoes - castanets in my one hand, glass of sangria in the other, one of those 'mermaid-ey' dresses with wonderful ruffles ... Ole!

now thats a visual i didnt really need šŸ˜†

btw u forgot to add the eye candy with a rose between his teeth

Act I, Scene 2:

Oooooo ... another romp in the park with actual physical contact!! Lips came precariously close to osculation!! Wow! Hope there's more where that came from! A LOT more!! Say Sunshiners, if you ever get low on your stock of ideas, we're but a heartbeat away .... and the contents of our warehouse could fill all of Karol Bagh ... right Gals?!!

ssssssh! dont open the warehouse doors here gal..... this is a public forum remember?? Chalo its not platonic atleast and "precariously close" is just abt all ur gonna get......... in the serial and IRL.

Acts II and beyond (the aftershocks):

Oooooo ... the gal in KB 2/24 (?) just got divorced!! She'd married a man 10 years her junior (whaaaaat? It's that commonplace?!)!!!!! What is this world coming to?!!!! Every where you turn - dens of iniquity!!!! OOOOOhhhhhhh!!! AAAAhhhhhhhhh!! Maataraani!!!!

Enter: Anu, Abhi's 'girlfriend' .... a fuming Mili - lately of Cupid fame - sitting silently ... everyone else their usual hornswoggled selves! Oh except for Mr. & Mrs. Beelzebub (she still not in Prada)!

how hackneyed ......... aaaah maatarani yeh serial mein sub logon ki aqal ko kyon ghaans khaane bhej dete hain(ghaans is reserved for abhi ki bhains), kyon subko selective amnesia hojata hai??

yaar i hope they dont show sethi sr. actually believing the devil-ess in desperate need of a makeover. He can oppose the abhi-simi jodi for any number of reasons......... even the one provided by senora dolly tdy but plz not bcoz he gets taken in by the bahu from hell.

Potholes du Jour:

Abhi having to hitch a ride! He's still at T. Mahal, but has no transportation! Why isn't he in the company furnished 'flat'?

shudnt that rich dudes house have atleast 4 cars since 4 ppl live in that house?? also cudnt he get an autorickshaw like yesterday??...... ride bhi ho jayegi and entertainment bhi


Mili getting her hands on the keys to the classroom - inveigled it out of the janitor did she?!!

haan usko chai paani ka kharcha diya tha mili ne šŸ˜‰

Chasms du Jour:

'Seed' of doubt planted in Poppa Sethi's head (by one green in every respect but for the proverbial thumb) has already 'blossomed' into the Amazon Jungle!!

Abhi survives several minutes of contact with a 220V live wire!! Now there's a strong heart if ever there was one!! The burns on his palms were treated with a handkerchief!! And he didn't even have the Superman Shirt on!!!

his tshirt said Windows for Dummies šŸ˜†


Edited by bewajah - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Yasu you're in top form today! So let me first peel myself off of the floor!!
now thats a visual i didnt really need
So ... didn' your mum ever tell you to not say anything if you cannot say anything nice?!! 😃 Here ... try again ... see? OK OK! I'll put one of those huge silk roses in my hair ... now ... look again ... see? I'm looking just like the femme divine that I am (actually some of those dresses are absolutely heavenly!!)
"precariously close" is just abt all ur gonna get......... in the serial and IRL.
IRL between who?!! I don't want it going any further between Neil and Smriti - OK!! I wonder if these actors just roll on the floor with laughter after doing some of these scenes?!!
He can oppose the abhi-simi jodi for any number of reasons.........
I cannot think of one ... and Dolly Chaachi is about as much a Bozo as a Bozo can be (she'd be a Bimbo, but for that she needs to blonde her hair - which will happen in time for her next European holiday šŸ˜†)
Say why were there bellyaches amongst the Sr. Sethis about the Chaacha/Chaachi trip to Europe?!! I didn't get it ...
also cudnt he get an autorickshaw like yesterday??......
Voh bechara aaj itni juldi se bhaga, ki bhool hi gaya ki Rs10K aur pade the uske sidetable ke doosre drawer mein! Na to, ek autoricksha to aa hi jata nahin (aakhir, Jeep to usne badi suste mein bechi)?
haan usko chai paani ka kharcha diya tha mili ne
Of course, of course! Duh! Vaise yeh chai ke paani ka khurcha hota hai (like pourboire in France), ki chai aur paani (as in one's monthly utilities) ka kharcha? 😊
his tshirt said Windows for Dummies
Good catch Yasu!!!
Edited by SValeCalGal - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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IRL mein tum log abhi se uss se bhi kaafi door rahoge...chalo..hato parey!
yes..looved seeing dolly chachi back..she really is one of the nicest charax in LB..ditzy but well meaning!! i thought that whole divorce thing that she brought up looked very contrived and a mangled attempt to set up the future scene.. šŸ˜•
high on sighs! looked so cute , even tho he was wearning the khidkis for dummies T-shirt, totally bewajah( šŸ˜‰) , if you ask me!!
btw..if Pater S believes that verbal diarrhoea that the devil..ess who can't even recognize prada...shall now spew...abhi needs to donate said T-shirt to him..STAT!!!
Manjuji ke maathe pe hai ghor kalyug ki chaaya..woh to aur bhi darken hone wala hai ab...seriously..as a mom, how can she be so oblivious to her daughters?? GARRR..... 😔
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Posted: 16 years ago
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IRL mein tum log abhi se uss se bhi kaafi door rahoge...chalo..hato parey!
Tera ilaaj to main futafut kurti hoon ... Istanbul ko to tu bhool ja ... I'm talking to NASA next week and arranging for you to spend a year or two on the International Space Station (we'll send Anita up as your own personal minion) ... hey look at the bright side ... you may go down in history as among the last to get a ride on the Space Shuttle!!
whole divorce thing that she brought up looked very contrived and a mangled attempt to set up the future scene
No kidding!! Maybe we should start keeping tabs on 'lame scenes' as well ...
abhi needs to donate said T-shirt to him..STAT!!!
And we may have to modify the slogan to say 'Dummies thru the Khidkees' ... this stuff is second only to the 'hunh? whazzahellwazthat?!!!' reaction at some of what appears on T-shirts in Japan! Is stuff like this ubiquitous in India, or does one have to really work at it?!! šŸ˜”
as a mom, how can she be so oblivious to her daughters??
Well ... with that stellar son of hers ... are you surprised that the daughters are eclipsed?!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Well ... with that stellar son of hers ... are you surprised that the daughters are eclipsed?!!
oh god!!! let me peel meself off the floor...gosh my stomachache is hurting!! šŸ˜†
[/COLOR][COLOR=magenta][you may go down in history as among the last to get a ride on the Space Shuttle!!
sooooo nice know that i am with friends who plan a one way ticket to outer space for moi!!! howzzatt for INSTANT BULL!!!..(here we go with bovine references ...AGAIN!! )methinx the T-shirts are just an attempt on the part of les totally non-artifexos at the eclipsy sunshines to make him appear KEWL.. šŸ˜• !When will they get it thru their rhino hide protected heads that the best accoutrement for him to appear cool is MOI!!!..just visualize...high and sighs!! and his femmedivine...gosh!! we even sound so... GOSHY!!! šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜† šŸ˜†
lets c what GHOOR kalyug is brewing at kalyug lane on the day of the moon!!
toodleeeeeee...till l8r..
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Posted: 16 years ago
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sooooo nice know that i am with friends who plan a one way ticket to outer space for moi!!!
Now, now ... let's strive for perfection shall we? First, the ISS ain't exactly in 'outer space' - it's a Low Earth Orbit (LEO) bird versus those spaceraft much higher in geosync orbits; Second, it's to be a maximum tenure of 2 years for you! So ... I mean ... the ride back may not be that plush (given that by then, NASA should have put the Crew Exploration Vehicle into service - which even on a bad day has to be superior to any thing the Russians are capable of), but a ride back you will get - guaranteed (we may opt to leave Anita up there indefinitely) ... or if you wish, since the ISS is a stepping stone to the moon, we could arrange for you to move on to bigger (well OK, not exactly bigger) and brighter things ...
Down here on earth, I will gladly take your high-on-sighs under my wings ... and while you're on the moon, we'll send Anita your replacement in the form of darling hubby with a towel around his middle (recall her 'Oh I don't mind!' wink, wink, nudge nudge? Puke!!! Oh ... did that bit of naughtiness mean that a suhaag raat had come to pass, even if S'pore was something that had to be conjured up in their dreams?)
sunshines to make him appear KEWL..
Y'know I was thinking about this ... I'd much rather he appeared in these inane T-shirts (yup, even that breathtakingly korny one with the banana) ... it could be much worse ... can you see him with rings on all his fingers in keeping with the popular culture and their interest in myth/lore/legend/superstition and ... Ajmeri Baba?!!!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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you know..after watching the almost...osculation for the umpteen...and one..th time, my brain..which had temporarily fried..('coz of the passion in high on sighs! eyes😳 )..began to whir into action..
earlier in that epi....ms. noncommittal ..runs true to form and is stupid to form...AGAIN...she accuses him of being childish..and not truly in love with her...and that just because she spoke to him that way...does that mean his love for her is truly over??..and that he never really loved her..and all that excessive carbon footprint byproduct jazz...which thence prompts him to try and fry his brain out...why...i'm guessing because thats the only way he can allow his logical cortex to go on vacation..!! šŸ˜• HUH!!!HUH!!!HUH!!!!!!!!! ....
what exactly did she miss in her weird dialogue delivery when she laid into him with her left , right and bang on centre verbal bulletting that would have made abhinav bindra envious at the obvious percentages of bulls-eye hits(totally un-intentional bovine reff here)...
my bad! my bad!! i'm expecting logic...and from where??..why do you non-artifexes at KB making these high on hash plotlines that start at point A..then veer to point (3,5) ..then go off to an island in french polynesia..before ending up next to uranium on the periodic table!!!
if its an around the world...figuratively or mentally..in 80 days plotline..please..for the sake of our collective sanity...keep the frame of reference consistent!!..and for said definition..please look up wikipedia..
its very easy...JUST TYPE W..then I...one letter follows the other..in the same format....it might take a bit of effort to type the E after the P, but i shall posit my faith in u guys..
c'mon u can do it..baby steps in logic!!
AAL IJH VAEL!!!!
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earlier in that epi....ms. noncommittal ..runs true to form and is stupid to form...AGAIN...she accuses him of being childish..and not truly in love with her...and that just because she spoke to him that way...does that mean his love for her is truly over??..and that he never really loved her
The poor dear had no choice ... what was he going to do? Descend into an insane argument? Much better to just make life a tad interesting by pulling a prank (that's one aspect that the Sunshiners are doing well ... one I can resonate with big time ... the prankster in one is a permanent resident) ... now if they could have only kept some of the stuff around the fan believable (like how does it turn on when part of the wiring is disconnected and why can't she turn it off from the wall outlet and switch?!!) ... or the part where she's screaming for someone to help ... man ... just walk over to the wall and pull the damn plug!!!! The fact that he did not have cardiac arrest just attests to the existence of miracles ... someone ought to let the Vatican know ... they're big on miracles and canonizations ... St. Abhi?!!!! Yikes!!!!
The Sunshiners haven't discovered that thay should consult domain experts before they unleash such misinformation on an already uninformed audience ... great disservice! šŸ˜’
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

sooooo nice know that i am with friends who plan a one way ticket to outer space for moi!!!

Now, now ... let's strive for perfection shall we? First, the ISS ain't exactly in 'outer space' - it's a Low Earth Orbit (LEO) bird versus those spaceraft much higher in geosync orbits; Second, it's to be a maximum tenure of 2 years for you! So ... I mean ... the ride back may not be that plush (given that by then, NASA should have put the Crew Exploration Vehicle into service - which even on a bad day has to be superior to any thing the Russians are capable of), but a ride back you will get - guaranteed (we may opt to leave Anita up there indefinitely) ... or if you wish, since the ISS is a stepping stone to the moon, we could arrange for you to move on to bigger (well OK, not exactly bigger) and brighter things ...

ok ok super nerd.......... femme is right, ur so loveably pedantic........... to me, the most interesting thing abt the ISS is that Stephen Colbert has a treadmill named after him on it......... and i voted for him šŸ˜†
Down here on earth, I will gladly take your high-on-sighs under my wings ... and while you're on the moon, we'll send Anita your replacement in the form of darling hubby with a towel around his middle (recall her 'Oh I don't mind!' wink, wink, nudge nudge? Puke!!! Oh ... did that bit of naughtiness mean that a suhaag raat had come to pass, even if S'pore was something that had to be conjured up in their dreams?)

when did this happen??
naah i think the suhaag raat is still a non-event......... she is wound up too tight for it to be otherwise šŸ˜†

sunshines to make him appear KEWL..
Y'know I was thinking about this ... I'd much rather he appeared in these inane T-shirts (yup, even that breathtakingly korny one with the banana) ... it could be much worse ... can you see him with rings on all his fingers in keeping with the popular culture and their interest in myth/lore/legend/superstition and ... Ajmeri Baba?!!!!

ajmeri baba?? šŸ˜†........... come to think of it, the ajmeri baba ad does have a star crossed lover in it šŸ˜†

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