* please no offence meant **
Part 2: Pg 5
~~~~ Teen Sau ki Sabha ~~~~~
The sound decibels in the foyer of the conference room was so high, that the employees of the hotel were moving around with cotton plugs in their ears'. 300 beautiful ladies would have made anyone happy .. except all these beauty came with the deafening sounds. " What kind of sabha is this?", the employees whispered among themselves.. but no-one had any concrete answer. The ladies moved around with name-tags that the employees couldn't understand.." What kind of names are these?, they wondered. Some girls were dancing to the cha-cha-cha..but still they couldn't figure out if it was a dancing mela or what!!
Suddenly there was a sharp bell, and the noise making mass made its way to the conference room. Noisily, every1 made it to their seats.
" Ahemmmm'", one the ladies on the podium cleared her throat on the mike ' Everyone was silent.. waiting anxiously for the conference to begin.. after all.. they were all here for an extremely important job. Sanity of most depended on the outcome of this sabha..
" Ahem..", The speaker said again.. " My Beautiful ladies, welcome to the Teen Sau ki Sabha.. I am happy to see you all here. Let me start by introducing our esteemed panel.." She nodded towards the five ladies sitting on the dias.
" We are pleased to have, Diya..".. every1 cheered' "yayyyyy"
" And then we have Zainab'"' every1 cheered again "yayyyyy"
" And then we have Maziya ".. " yaayyyyy"
" And then we have Tina ' "yaaayyyy"
" and then we have our very own voice of reason , Eksie" '"yayyyyy", the crowd went wild'
and " I am Jhanavi'"'
"woot hoot" 'the entire audience erupted in wild cheers'
Jhanavi raised her hand to calm everyone down'" My dears, we have no time to lose.. we have very important job at hand. Thank you all for making it from all over the world.. we are missing one important person. I am hoping she can make it soon."
Every1 got serious again'
" Okey, So here is our Maksad " How to get rid of PTC "'..
Angry voices rumbled through the auditorium' " Down with the PTC.. PTC haye haye'"
Jhanavi continued " Ladies, we have come up with a few ideas, which we want to get your opinion on. I will hand over the mike to Diya '"
Diya came forward, " Gals, My first plan was to get rid of the PTC by bombarding them with funnyyy posts along with my partners in crime, Jhanavi, Rach and Sundas "..
Every1 turned towards Rach, who was sitting in the first row seat in her Lara Croft avatar.. nodding somberly. "We continued non-stop' day in and day out' each one of us covering one 8-hr shift'but it hasn't stopped the PTC'", Diya continued sadly'
Rach got up.. " You should have allowed me to use my avatar on them' ", she said' Jhanavi interrupted " Rach babe' we could only give you the lara croft powers for ur birthday'".. Rach sighed and sat down, mumbling' " I can do better than Lara croft.. I should probably raid the GM and spirit away the PTC in the night..hah"
Then Zainab got up ' She pointed towards some1 sitting in the back row .. " Gals, I thought this meeting was to discuss GK's hair, so I brought Edward Scissorhands along as Krupsie suggested "Oh Well, It can be easily be used on the PTC as well'We can unleash him on the CC' what say, My za(i)ny brigade'"..she yelled'
" yes, yes,,, we want that'. "'every1 screamed'
Shewthsy was sitting quietly.. she was devising a plan to still use the scissorhands fellow on GK'" he might be much more effective than the lawn-mower", she thought with a evil grin'
Jhanavi continued'" So, this is one option to get rid of C, we need few other options for the P & T as well.."..and she turned to Maziya, who was busy staring at her iphone and blushing'
"Mazzy dear", Jhaan said sweetly' " Huh.. oh sorry", she said sheepishly'" I was just looking up old PriDa videos online"'
" Me too".. few girls said in the auditorium as well.. Jhanavi looked around to see Soni, Viduu and Mru on their iphones as well.. She looked at them sternly and continued " Mazzy , u have some ideas regarding the PTC???"..
" Yea, I do mayb we can tie him to the electric chair??? Also Gunn and Sistu had few more ideas to smash them, throw them in Alaska,.hit them with jooteys."
Jhanavi nodded gravely' "yea.. all excellent ideas'" Every1 in the audience joined in, ' Rads said " we should use poisoned pan parag for the toonnaa"..Niki was yelling " we should feed them to the sharks" Leaves was saying" let us spam the emails of the channel.. let them know we want our PriDa back" Amby was flitting between watching KT on FB to joining the gang.. "May I can use all my sarcasm on them'muaaahhhh", she said and meanwhile Mru was stuffing her face with Kutchi dabeli'
Tina was singing from the dia,
Baar, Baar Haan,
Bolo Yaar Haan,
Apni jeet hoo..
PTC ki haar haan
Koi humhari Queenie pe Ghandi nazar jo dale .. Use Bhune chalo Bune chalo...
Munna Mar jave agar woh Humari Queenie ke paas bhi aave... Use Bune chalo bune chalo..
Baar- Baar haan
Bolo yaar Haan...
..
Jhaan decided to get the house in order' " I will note down all the suggestions..girls..let us see what Tin Tin has for us, "'
Tina who was still singing, now became serious and her face turned devilish.. and she said rubbing her hands.." Excellent idea first lets beat toona till he bleeds then sprinkle salt and spice on his wounds.. then throw him in gutter and seal the gutter .. One problem solved... as for CC.. chilli won't work on her.. so lets give her a bad hair cut and knock out her crooked teeth and set her on fire.. b'cos she was the one who was thinking about throwing kerosene on mour 3 angels and burning them alive.. lets try the formula on her.. and as for Mendaki Mausi feed her to the crocodiles..Case closed.. muaaahhhhh"'.
Every1 yelled "yeaaahh'. Lets do that'."'.
Now Eksie took the mike in that pandemonium'" Girls, Girls, Girls"' she said emotionally'" We should be patient'.I understand everyone is angry at the creatives for changing the track to such an extent .. and also killing Ila's character. As for the new entries, it happens in every show and its purely done to bring in a new flavour to the show and its existing characters .. to bring out another perspective .. another dimension. Sometimes it works .. sometimes it doesn't .. but nevertheless, they do deserve a chance. The CV's won't know if it works unless they don't try it out.".. she pleaded.
Every1 was silent' krupsie said " Eksie.. honey, we do understand that view point but What is THIS?Why this? How did it get to this?Who will end this? when will they end this?.. she cried helplessly'
Every1 watched unable to answer that question' and suddenly there were footsteps' every1 turned towards the door.. and there she was standing at the door, hands on her hips' smiling.. their savior from PTC, "Sarah"'
~~~ To be continued..
-- Mru
Mangal Lakshmi
