S.M.S. (Kaka joins SMS/Pg 8)

Satish Matrimonial Services

Satish gets fired from his job as he has been violating many rules and conducts of the company, not giving proper attention to his projects. Satish decides to start his own company Satish Matrimonial Services. Some of the salient features are as below.

1. Only 8^th to 10^th pass out students will be appointed there. If you quit your studies long back and if you are a beautiful girl, you will be absorbed without any interview. If you are attending night schools, Satish will drop you at your school sometimes.

2. All 5^th class passed out girl, who will try to seduce Satish Ji and get the job will be shown the door immediately.

3. As it is a matrimonial agency, primary work will be to search ideal candidates for your marriage. However, in case no ideal match is available, one of the employees (male or female) will be ready to tie the knot with you.

4. Satish Ji/any employee of SMS will personally help those who wish for divorce. He will become a kabab mein haddi in between the couple and ease the process. Meanwhile, don't mind if the employee falls in love with any of your siblings.

5. Satish Ji's personal vehicle is ready 24x7, in case you want to stop someone from getting divorce also. However apart from the normal charges, you will have to bear the fine amount that Police will charge the vehicle for entering the no entry area.

6. SMS office will be open to all parents to come and burst out their anger. It will also allow you to hang out there if you are getting bored at home.

7. In case any girl is being tortured at her in laws, Mr. Satish will reach there and help the girl and wipe out her tears. This will have double benefit as it will create anger within the husband and will be helpful for divorce also.

8. In case someone has put your family or near ones behind bars, Mr. Satish will personally go there and bail them out. For this you have to pay the entire bail amount and some extra fees as it is a risky job.

9. SMS employees also have good video cams in their mobiles and shoot many important happening. If you need them, they will transfer it through blue tooth.

10. For any queries and rates for any of the services offered, please contact the MD satish@sms.com or call them in toll free no 1800-1900-420-420

Originally posted by: piya007

WOW.....Thnx fr the info SD....will apply asap.....seem like a dream job...m a li'l over-qualified....wat the heck....wld try nyways...gd drop-in / pick-up facility as well fantastic....btw the no. isn't working!!!!!!! maybe try later.

Originally posted by: satyamdas

Not an issue dear. Just produce certificates up to class 8th. The phone no. is busy as Rasika Taai, who still considers herself as the most bold and beautiful girl in Mumbai, has applied for the front office manager post. She has been washing Satish Ji's brain over phone just after this advertisement was published.

Originally posted by: sjain

but...........bechara khud ki shaadi to ho nahi paa rahi .let him get married first😆

Originally posted by: piya007

Its still isn't working.....damn Rasika....she'll get the job...she's even related to Satish....now I'll hve to compete wid her....wat nonsence ....bettr not apply.