S.M.S. (Kaka joins SMS/Pg 8) - Page 4

Originally posted by: guptill

@satyamdas:<br>Jahanpanah, tussi great ho... Start to aapne hi kiya .....<br><br>Waise, kisi ki taarif karne pe moderators ban nahn karte...<br>Dont you agree that Rasika is absolutely hawt.....<br><br>I have started poll on your forum only... You can vote..<br>Was very tough fight, but rasika won for me just by fraction...<br>She is most beautiful...<br>

Varsha Interview

After Rasika finished with her interview, she planted a mini kiss on satish and walked off the room. Satish stood bamboozled with his mouth wide open. He is just unable to digest things that happened in the interview. Rasika's personality had such an impact on him that he is clueless on everything. Uski jubaan pe khud ka lagaam nahin. Suddenly Varsha enters the room like a storm.

Varsha- Hi Satish Ji!!!

Satish- (khada ka khada hai aur muh abhi tak khula hai) Varsha tum?

Varsha- kyon main nahin aa sakti? Waise khula kyon rakha hai?

Satish- ( ghabrake) Maine kya khula kiya?

Varsha- aap ka muh aur kya

Satish ' (muh band karta hai) kuch logon ko mera khada hone se aitraaz tha. Aur tum ko khule rehne se !!

Varsha- khada??? Chhi..kya keh rahe ho aap?

Satish- matlab apne aap ko khade karne ki baat kar raha hun? Waise tum kya soch rahi thi?

Varsha- interview lijiye mera

Satish- haan interview ke alawa aur kya bhala lene deti ho tum!

Varsha- chhi..kya keh rahe hain aap

Satish- main dil lene ki baat kar raha tha. Waise tum kya soch rahi thi?

Varsha- filhaal interview ki baat kariye.

Satish- waise Varsha tumhe yeh tight suit kaafi shobha de raha hai. Mujhe shobha naam ki ladki kuch de ya na de. Hey bhagwan yeh main kya keh raha hun?

Varsha- Kaun Shobha? Aur main jo bhi pehenu aap ko kya?

Satish- I mean yehi to umer hai tumhari aise sundar kapde pehen ne keliye'

Varsha- Thanks. Questions please. Aisa nahin lagta ki aap mera nahin main aapka interview le rahi hun.

Satish- kaash tum mera leti

Varsha- chup kariye Satish ji

Satish- waise main hi leta hun tumhari..ohh God yeh main kya keh raha hun. I mean interview .

Varsha- waise kaun se post keliye consider kar rahe hain mujhe

Satish- CEO. You will directly report to MD i.e. me

Varsha- wow

Satish- r u happy babes?

Varsha- Mind ur words satish ji. Call me Varsha..

Satish- ok coming to your experiences. Aapne aaj tak kitne gul khilaye hain

Varshaa- Satish ji'what the hell u r saying?

Satish- I mean management ka kya experience hai aap ko? Tazoorba ( Tazoorba word se fir Rasika yaad aa jati hai aur satish apne aap ko rok leta hai)

Varsha- that's a cool question. Well well well..I have been a good manager. Next question please.

Satish- hope tumne sirf bfs manage kiye honge'thank God tumhare ghar mein gadi nahin hai so no driver also'wow

Varsha- ohhh kya bakwaas hai'I never had any bf

Satish- hamare male candidates jo yahan shaadi keliye aayenge how would you judge their pasand na pasand

Varsha- unke sath baat karke aur kya

Satish- unhe lonavala to nahin le jaogi?

Varsha- satish ji its too much

Satish- ok ok ladkiyon ki pasand kaise jaanogi tum

Varsha- unke sath akele mein waqt bitake

Satish- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'main aaj tak yeh sochta raha tum ladko mein interested ho ( ro padta hai) isse achha hota ki tumhare 4 bfs hote..nahi nahi nahi

Varsha- Satish ji..aap ka dimaag kharab hai kya..maine bas yehi kaha ki ladkiyon ke sath baith ke baat karke unki pasand na pasand jan paungi

Satish- Thank God!!! Waise varsha aur kya kya karogi tum SMS keliye.

Varsha- imaandaari se kaam. That's it.

Satish- kahin aisa to nahin tumhe dekhne keliye yahan 100% attendance rahega roz roz

Varsha- aap to zaroor aaoge roz yeh mujhe pata hai

Satish- salary kitni dun tum ko

Varsha- monthly 30 K

Satish- irresepective of the customers???

Varsha- Satish ji'mujhe kya matlab kitne aaye. Shaadiyan fix karani hai divorce karwane hain. That's it.

Satish- ohhh..meri soch hi ghatiya ho gayi hai

Varsha- waise kitni der aur lagegi?

Satish-kis mein? Lene mein..i mean interview mein???

Varsha- phir wohi gandi baat

Satish-to kis mein

Varsha- tumhari meri shaadi mein'..jaldi tumhari aai ko manao yaar. Fir lene dene ki baat karna. (LOL)

( Varsha usko ek kiss deke chali jati hai. Satish fir muh khula kar ke khada ho jata hai.)

Amazingly refreshing! you rocked once again!You are absolutely genious.Looking forward for more from you.

Originally posted by: sonu_272

Amazingly refreshing! you rocked once again!You are absolutely genious.Looking forward for more from you.

Satish- Good morning everyone. Mujhe is baat ki khushi hai ki SMS aaj shaadiyan karwane aur tudwane mein Mumbai mein khud ki ek alag hi pehchan haasil kar chuka hai. Itne kam waqt mein hum ne jo bulandiyan chhui hai wo taarif-e-kaabil hai. Ab main sab se yehi guzarish karunga humen falak nahin zameen nahin sitaron ko chhuna hai. Main tahe dil se shukriya ada karne ke sath parbategaar se yehi dua karta hun ki hamara SMS kamyabi ke is safar ko kabhi thamne na de…mujhe is haseen mukaam mein aake ek behad khubsoorat sa nagma yaad aa raha hai

Aashayen khile dil ki ummeeden hase dil ki

Varsha- Satish ji lagta hai aap kuch jyada emotional ho rahe hain. Be normal.. yeh corporate meeting hai. lagta hai Manav jijju ke swayamvar mein aapne anchoring ki thi, uska asar gaya nahi. Baat baat pe gaane lagte hain.

Satish- well..fine.. now everyone is aware of our achievements so far. Ms varsha would you please highlight our achievements?

Varsha- To summarise our achievements as of now, let me just tell you these numbers

No of marriages in jan - 209

No of divorces in jan -221

And the most imp thing to be noted is out of these 221 divorces, 185 marriages were fixed by SMS in dec 09. You will be surprised to know that in dec 09, SMS fixed 187 marriages and out of them all 185 couple have applied for divorce in jan-09.

Satish- What about the rest two couples?

Varsha- they have shifted to US, so we could not do anything.

Rasika- satish yeh jo 185 divorces ki baat kar rahe ho na un mein se 179 divorces keliye credit goes to me. Ladkon ko aise ghumaya maine ke bas kya kahun!!! U know baby!! 179 mein se 136 to mujhe roz propose kar rahe hain. Par maine bhi keh diya I am not interested for marriage and all. Samajh rahe ho na satish main kis mein interested hun!!!!

Satish- haan wo to zahir si baat hai

Varsha- rasika aunty mere dimaag mein ek khayal aaya

Rasika- aunty hogi teri maa…call me Rasika..u inexperienced baby

Varsha- thik hai rasika. As on today hamare pass 221 divorce karne wale couples hain. Kyun na hum kuch aisa kar den ki yehi 221 jodi separate hone ke baad fir se shaadi kar len aur apne liye match in 221 mein se hi talaash kar le. Matlab agar A ne B se shaadi ki thi aur C ne D se. Ab divorce ke baad A ki shaadi D se aur B ki shaadi C se karwa do. Ladka-ladki serach karne keliye we don't have to spend more. Kyun ki yeh sab apne client data base mein hain hi

Satish- wow..what an idea Varsha..u r a genius

Rasika- pehli baar akal ki baat ki hai Varsha…naye clients ko to hum lenge hi..purane clients ko bhi ek doosre ke sath exchange kara kara ke turn over badhate rahenge. Jab tak yeh 221 ek doosre ka le na le..i mean shaadi kar ke aazma na le hamara business badhta rahega

Satish- wow..what an idea Rasika..u r genius too

Rasika- thank u sattu..( sab ke saamne aake satish ko kiss kar leti hai)

Varsha-( jalan hoti hai) kya Rasika aap bhi..yeh koi jagah hai aisi harkat karne ki

Rasika- sahi jagah I mean lips pe hi to kiss ki..aur kaun si jagah pe karti mein…uskeliye to privacy chahiye na

Satish- Rasika aap yeh kya kar rahi hain ( apni lips ko clean kar raha hai)

Rasika- aise keh rahe ho jaise tumhe maza nahi aaya

Varsha- (gusse mein) satish ji aapko maza aaya kya

Rasika- kyun satish kya mard nahin hai jo ek haseen naujawan ladki ke ras bhare honthon ko chus ke maze nahin lega

Varsha- sharm aani chahiye aap ko..yeh office hai..kabhi bhi koi bhi mauka aata hai aap satish ji ko chum leti hain

Rasika- sharam tere ko aani chahiye…jo tujh mein yeh karne ki himmat nahin hai

Satish- ( khada ho jata hai seat se) Oh God!! Aap dono kripaya shant rahe

Varsha- khade kyun ho gaye aap

Rasika- khada to ho jayega hi aisi jabardast kiss ke baad

Satish- rasika aap fir se

Rasika- are main tumhari baat kar rahi thi ( LOL)

Varsha- can we move to our next agenda. We need more man power. Rasika please tell about the vacancies.

Rasika- ok. We need one dashing man as a field officer. Jo phone call pe jake ladki ke ghar service dega

Satish- kya keh rahi hain?

Rasika- u dirty mind!! Main yeh keh rahi thi ki phone call aaye to to hum client ke ghar kisi ko bhej ke kuch karwa sakte hain

Varsha- kya?

Rasika- discussion u naughty girl

Satish- that's a cool idea. U mean koi ladki agar apni shaadi keliye SMS ke office mein nahin aa sake to hum apna aadmi uske paas bhej ke uska CV le sakte hain etc etc

Rasika- aur hamara aadmi ladki ki pasand na pasand check karega sofe pe ya fir bed pe

Varsha- what do u mean rasika

Rasika- maine baat puri nahin ki thi. sofe pe ya bed pe baith ke baat kar ke discuss karke uski pasand na pasand ka pata karega (LOL). Waise tumne jo samjha tha uska bhi scope hai (LOL)

Satish- ok kal advertisement de dete hain paper mein

Rasika- oh baby!! Ladka maine dekh rakha hai. Bas ek formal interview hi karana hai aur lena hai

Varsha- kaun hai wo?

Rasika- Vishwas

Satish- kaun kaka? Woh buddhe ho gaye honge. Kya idhar udhar bhatkenge aur home service denge

Rasika- chup karo Sattu. Is umer mein jitni stamina un mein hai tumhari pidhi mein shayad hi kisi ke paas ho. India Forum ke discussions mein dekh lo. Teen age ki ladkiyan un keliye pagal hain. Wow..what a mind blowing mard he is.

Varsha- humen pata hai aap kyun unki tarafdaari kar rahi hai..so that aap unke sath..

Rasika- gulchharre uda sakun..yehi kehna chahti ho tum? Satish tumhe turn over se matlab hai ya mere gulchharon se?

Satish- thik hai interview keliye to bula hi lete hain. Then we three will decide.

Rasika- wow sattu ( phir se kiss karne keliye aage chali aati hai)

( satish wahan se bhagne lagta hai aur rasika uske pichhe pichhe. Varsha samajh nahin pati Satish ko kaise rasika se bachaye.)

i have gone through it before,it was fantastic yaar.keep adding more characters to it.Your varsha and Rasika interviews with satish were mindblasting ones😆.Keep up the good work friend.looking forward for your new inventions

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