Role of Humour in your life. love jokes? - Page 3

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Heck yeah, I am very jealous at times. 😆 But people like that are SO irking and SO fake.

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

And I can't stand them most of the time. 😆

You might like them when they do romance.😆

Originally posted by: PhoeniXof_Hades

I am with WA. Stupid humor pisses the hell out of me. And humorous dialogues/jokes having referrences to erotic materials (without a prior warning) make me cringe everytime. A good sense of humor never hurts. I love the way Cloddy goes. ⭐️

Thank you POH- thank you.😃

Originally posted by: Summer3

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the

way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to

understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel

guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan

sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish

moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,

we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......

and you do, don't you!

OMG!!!!! Summer 🤣🤣🤣...u made my day ...and i did understand ..so let me tell u

Hahahhaha, Summer bhaiya the joke was very funny. 😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Hahahhaha, Summer bhaiya the joke was very funny. 😆

Ajnu ..that's such a good mimic ..once i went to a chinese restaurant and the guy while taking our order asked me ???.."u it po??? no?? ma fwen in mahata it no po "...

Originally posted by: kuhu.kuhu

Ajnu ..that's such a good mimic ..once i went to a chinese restaurant and the guy while taking our order asked me ???.."u it po??? no?? ma fwen in mahata it no po "...

believe me, it took 3 of us (after enough brain scratching) to come to a conclusion that he asked us whether we eat pork or not and that his friend ( Indian) who lives in Manhattan doesn't eat pork !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🤣 i totally believe you, i have similar experiences as well. 😆

My friend has a T-shirt called Chinese take out. It has a menu and price list on it. But it has all dirty lingo in it like Suk mai Wang something something Sum cum something something.

Yea, and cock soup is another one.

Speaking of Chinese. We used to have Chinese Marathi jokes if someone is familiar with Marathi or similar languages.

School = Yashika
College = Shiku Naka
Coffee Shop = Funkun Funkun Pi

But oh dear mishearing, I have a friend who head 'Yeah Hai Jalwa' as 'Jaguar'. Then the Fiza song Main Nachoo bin Payal as 'Nachos, Nachos'.

I used to always hear Ne Ver Ne Boisya Ne Prosi as 'He was my boyfriend', Nas Ne Dogonyat as 'Thats not my doughnut'