Role of Humour in your life. love jokes?

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Posted: 16 years ago
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What sort of a sense of humour do you have?

Try this:

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A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

He says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee.'

The waiter says, 'Sure chief, coming right up...'

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and

Says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee.'

The waiter says, 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?'

The Indian smiles and proudly says, 'Me training for top management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day'.
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Summer3 thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Cloddy Bhai's favourite.😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: Summer3

Cloddy Bhai's favourite.😆

🤣 🤣 Yeah summer ji, i totally love them. 😆
*Woh Ajnabee* thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Light-hearted humor makes life easier. One should always have a good sense of humor. Having said that, can't stand people who always have a smile glued on their faces like nothing in the world can go wrong. Call it me being bitter or whatever, some people are just too happy for their own good.

@Summer bhaiya- That joke sucked, can you share a nice one? 😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: clodpolish

🤣 🤣 Yeah summer ji, i totally love them. 😆



And I can't stand them most of the time. 😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Cloddy Bhai> Funny Faces we cannot forget from you:
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Light-hearted humor makes life easier. One should always have a good sense of humor. Having said that, can't stand people who always have a smile glued on their faces like nothing in the world can go wrong. Call it me being bitter or whatever, some people are just too happy for their own good.

@Summer bhaiya- That joke sucked, can you share a nice one? 😆

I agree it is rubbishy. 😆
Most jokes are always making fun of someone or something.
Hope u like this one.



By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .
In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the
way it is spoken...... ......... ........
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and room-service today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What?? "
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,
we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......
and you do, don't you!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I like some PJ's and Serious Jokes...🤪

Sita:i am not going to talk to you Ram:but why ? Sita:because you call me stupid in front of everyone Ram:oh!I i did not know it was secret
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You know i can''t seem to get your face out of my mind'' wow really i have a similar problem i can''t seem to get out of my face!!!
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Eve to Adam ---Do you love me?? Adam: Nopes no ways
Eve: then y did you make and act love to me
Adam: Hello!! like as if I had no other choices
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Why did ravan not go to disco ? Because they told Rs.5000 per head
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Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too." Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?" Fellow 1 : "A judge told him."

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Why do Gullu always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken
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How do you make Gullu laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Monday .

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Have you ever read Shakespeare?

A: Gullu: "No, who wrote it?"

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Posted: 16 years ago
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I like people who have a light sense of humour,its relaxing most of time.
There are some who can crack you up with their witty one liners.😉

But I dont like people who keep on laughing for no apparent reason,or always trying to make outhers laugh with their stupid jokes,may be sometime to grab attention.
I even hate it when they expect you to laugh at their silly joke.

There are some folks who wont even smile ,for whatever,just being so stubborn,wrapped in thier cocoon.It seems to me like all the problems and responsibilities of this world is on their shoulders.
I mean you can smile sometimes,isnt it?
But its kinda ok,personal choice.

I even hate it when some of teachers would crack so silliest of joke,and we have to smile just for sake of smiling.😆

P.S. A lot of pun intended in joke?😆'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......😆


Edited by tetuty66 - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: tetuty66

I like people who have a light sense of humour,its relaxing most of time.
There are some who can crack you up with their witty one liners.😉

But I dont like people who keep on laughing for no apparent reason,or always trying to make outhers laugh with their stupid jokes,may be sometime to grab attention.
I even hate it when they expect you to laugh at their silly joke.

There are some folks who wont even smile ,for whatever,just being so stubborn,wrapped in thier cocoon.It seems to me like all the problems and responsibilities of this world is on their shoulders.
I mean you can smile sometimes,isnt it?
But its kinda ok,personal choice.

I even hate it when some of teachers would crack so silliest of joke,and we have to smile just for sake of smiling.😆

P.S. A lot of pun intended in joke?😆'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......😆


One of the best humours are TV programmes especially like "Just for Laughs"

Just For Laughs - Shotgun Golf

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8[/YOUTUBE]

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