*Crazy MayUrian World DB- Updated*
Okay,
These are some excerpts for fun...vocabulary,theories
Disclaimer: I dont own everything I say here..
Mayurians please contribute!!
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Arnatics: Short form for Arjun Fanatics π³π³
ARCA= Arjun's Ruthless Charm Attack βΊοΈβΊοΈ
bubblypie= used to describe the bubbly nature of our fave Nupur
MDA: Mayank Drooling Academy/Mayank Dreamer's Association π€ͺπ€ͺ
(aka the paradise!!ππ) newcomers this is an MDAππdrool all u want!!ππ
TSUNAMIFIC= Tsunami+Terrific= KILLER COMBO of Mayank and Nupur
OMG=Obsessed MayUr Gang..often start convoz about MayUr/ArTI wid OMG(Oh My God!) πππ
IMCU=Intensive MayUrian Care Unit.........most of the MayUr gang are permanent residents of IMCU especially after 19 Feb epiππ³π.....
ICNRU= Intensive Care from Nupur Required Unit- Chunky Mishra's house after rain dance, Nupz is HIGHLY REQUIRED to wipe Mayank's wet hair π³ π³ and be with Mayank n help him out whenever he has FOCUS issues with her around ! π³ π³ π³
MMS: Mayank Mania/Madness Syndrome
(eg. Buying strawberry ice cream, papaya, hating paneer etc after watching some episodes thanks to Mayu π³ π³ π³..π€£)
MMS= Mayank Mourning Service (for people who miss the original Mayank)
E-MMS = Extreme MMS i.e. higher level of MMSπ³ π³
EAD-Emosonal Attyachaar Disease-It is a very dangerous disease caused due to overdose of mayu's killer smile
Cure-cannot be cured....!!!
Symptoms-1.Patient can see Mayu everywhere all the time
2.Patient feels like singing "Mayu ka emosonal attyachaar" all the time
3.Patient hates taking SHORT-CUTS
4.Patient scribbles mayank,mayu all over their books and on their desks
5.Patient hates when somebody tries to touch their hair
6.Excess intake of papaya
7.Doesnt let anybody waste water,bread...
8.Cant stand the sight of Mayapari...
SMS: Save My SOul from Mayankπ
MBM: Mayur Bhajan Mandali...
MCCP:Mayank Chindi chor Prani
Vishwamitra Theory application: nupur seducing serious deedha saadha ladka mayank
Mayank heater effect: "ladka itna hot ho sakta hain ki uske wajah se icecream bhi melt hojayegii"(reference: 3rd March episode. We MayUrians/Arnatics are of the strong opinion that Mayank can be the next biggest revolution after Microwave)
Darwin's theory: SUrvival of the fittest.. Mayank has the right to lie to survive in a gaon that they are married...
The Skunk Theory: The creatures that are really quite mild mannered, and if you don't startle them or make them angry, they're happy to leave you alone. πππ(This theory strictly implies to creatures like mayank)π€‘
The Catalyst theory :
First of all the definition of a catalyst :
Asubstance by its mere [presence affects the rate of chemical reaction without itself undergoing any chemical change is called a catalyst
So here Nupur/Rati acts as a catalyst ...when she is present ...there is chemical reaction (A chain oneπ€£) going on in Mayank/Arjun's mind, body and soul > however there seems to be no change in Nupur/Rati at this point of time.!(Theory subject to changes in the futureπ π π)
RM THEORY-----RATI MAHILA THEORY
-----------it includes all those mahila traits which Rati wants Arjun to meet......like the great Mahilas of mayur paradise
The mahilaz are none other than paradise ki ablaa naariiizzzzzzzzzz
The Pickup-Drop-Escape Theory
Pick Up= pick up Nupz when shes is drunk
Drop= Drop her if people start reading your mind (classroom scene after the koshish karne waalon ki haar nahi hoti when Mayu drops Nupz as CJ gives him a 'what's cooking Mayu' look)
Escape= Try to run away when she is attacking you with stones and chasing you to burn you alive (jungle scenes)π²
DCMD Theory (Dimaag ke Circuit Main Defect Theory): ALWAYS thinking the opposite and jumping to conclusions very quickly ππ{the upar neeche effect}
The mantra that relieves intense attraction problems::
Relaxx Phocusss and Concentrate..FOCUS on anything but the girl (this mantra usually fails during practical applications) π π
Some spicy side effects of attraction: eating green chillies and not realizing it for a long time. Then blame it all on the girl for wearing your clothes.
Hot ya Not theory: Agar ladka ladki ki nazar mein doob gaya, a shock(or scream) treatment is necessary to make him realise that the teekhi mirchi may be hotter than the girl itself!
Luv ya lil Ice Cream: The act where a guy finds that imaginary trace of ice cream by the girl's lip tastier than the Cup full of ice cream in his hands. π³π³π³
Disturbia- That state of a guy's mind where his outlook towards his own clothes changes as they adorn a beautiful girl with long hair which is wet.
Gaze n Haze effect: A girl's Wet hair compels the guy to Gaze at her(he tried hard not to but there is nothing much he can do about it) and a brush of wet hair across his face leaves his senses clouded, confusing him. π³ π³
THE "DISEASE" that has struck MAYANK recently:
NGHS: Nupur Gazing and Hallucinating Syndrome π³ π³ π³
AND NOW, THE WORD CONTRIBUTED BY OUR VERY OWN HCD MAYU :
DIS= Desert Island Syndrome π³ π³
HITTING YOUR HEAD ON TREES (HYHT).: An exercise attempt where an affected victim tries to drive the confusion and turmoil out of his head , which is caused due to the girl dominating his mind. π³ π³ π³
THE KUMBHKARNA SIDE EFFECT THEORY:sleeping at odd times; caring a hoot about time zones!
SINGULAR CAUSE for this effect- Mayank (who DISTURBS our minds and does not let us fall asleep)! π³π³
A Famous and often used Word from MayUrian part of the world:
'WHATEVER' (Meaning π€¬)
And the greatest theory of all
The Undue Advantage Theory - its very difficult to put this theory concisely or in one line (we filled up a whole pradise based on this theory) This theory basically deals with the interpretative scope "Undue Advantage" can offer
This theory offers multiple scope for inferences ..to be or not to be..
KESH-NIKHAR THEORY: this thoery implies that one shud pamper our with nariyal tel WITHOUT A MISS....to make them look silky and HAWT(this theory is in the connection to mayank's lehraate sundar ghane baal)ππ
MBK---MAYANK BHAI KENDREIYE..........it includes all those ppl whom mayooooo's mom can adopt...coz guys dont stop drooling over him.......like the salon guy/girl and our very own luckyji
Note: This theory is applicable only to the Male Gender.
The Khatiya/Bed -ANTI MAYANK Theory: this theory implies that the compression interaction between MAYU'S BODY and the khatiya/bed results in destruction of either of the objects..πππ
This theory has a catch in it - it is difficult to say which seems likely to be affected the most, the Khatiya/bed or MAYU's Body π€£π€£π€£
ShutUp n bounce theory=this states one shut our veryown"doodhwala's "chapar chapar n bounce with our own chappar chappar(remmeber in the jungle scene wen mayank was scoldin nupz fr gettin down frm the bus)
Talli Theory:this indicates get "talli"with a bottle of alchohol assuming it as a "gaon k kuen(well) ka pani" n start a gajrarey dance so tht our HOT Crush Doodhwala will pick us upπππ
In order to be a true Mayurian you must receive a phd in falling, this is the 'London bridge is falling down theory', you must continuously "trip" for no apparent reason so you can be in the arms of your lover boy for a long period of time
DON'T DARE A LOT, TOUCH GIRLS MAZAGINE NOT THEORY: this thoery is in context to the most embarrasin' moment that can a guy can face if hez bein 2 geeky to read the girl's magazine while sittin' in the ladies favourite hideout...πππ
girl intoxication= Girl pickup..
to be picked up by your guy act drunk. However results of observation also depends on the quality of tht hottie (and your own weight! your weight should be < the weight of your guy )
Mayurwa, Nupurva BIG BANG THEORY:(not for ages under 18)
This theory explains the facts of how the miss of 6 chaalis ki last local bus can contribute in the possible existance of mayank and nupur's future beautiful kids..-MAYURWA N' NUPURWA...ππππ
Cane Threatening Theory: use a cane to shut up ever-complaining akdoo people like Mayank
UPSIDE DOWN THEORY: This theory explains the position in which late night activities shud b put into action...for the HIGH IMPACT....π€£
BB (Bhaiyyaji-Bhabhiji): Rustic jargon indicating a married couple!
Additional Talent cum Shock Therapy (ATST) theory and also tips on 'how to stop people from snoring'.
ATST : A term for Ventriloquism generally used in the MayUr world!
A tip on 'How to stop people form snoring' :
1. "Sing" (the quotes explain it all)
FLASHBACK THEORY:
You can hide your faults by recalling the other person's faults done hundred years ago.. π³
Oxymoron: when ayank lies it is for public welfare(like the lagan one) when Nupur lies she is blah blah blah..
Black vest syndrome: Inability to remove the beach-cum-black vest scene from the mind..β€οΈ
Chemistry: Nupur+Mayank
Catalyst: Mayank's black costumes
Zoology: Nupur's fav Bhains
Marketing skills: Bargaining for mayapari and missing the bus!!ππ
HAIR-TOUCH-O-PHOBIA-Meri Baalon ko mat chooπ€£
PKTL -Pyaar Ki Tube light
ARPEG - Arjun Rati Pyaar ki electricfying gang
NBS - Nupur bhoot syndrom
DAC - Dimag aloo chat ho gaya...kyun nupur hi solution hai?
SSN - sati savrati nupur
KKN -Kanya Kuwari Nupur ( kya line marti hai mayank pe ..hamesha)
FOR GLOSSY HAIR: Use mayank's nariyal tel.π€ͺ.. but dont let anybody touch your hair as jaado fisal jaayegaa
MayUr SCIENCE
POST DEDICATION:to pallu
CREDITS: neha jee for editing my hindi!!:D
Science in a mayur perspective
History: tumhe dekhte hi humaari aankhen ke saamne tum apni prince charming ban jaate ho! magar tum mujh ko history mein weak bol do ge.. history mein koi prince charming hi nahi thaa ... main tuj par fida hogayee.. chnace mila toh hum mil kar apni nayee history bana denge(giirls..ignore this if u dont understand...i tried my level best hindi in this)
Geography:saat samundar paar kar ke tumhaare kareeb aa jaane ke liye mera mann tadapta hai! magar straight route kahaan milegaa.. aur phir bhi hum logon ke beech mein samundar toh hain sirf saath saath nahin hain..
Biology: ermmm censored! bolti bandh!
OR
edited: thanks to inspiration from ash : kyunki meri dil ke har dhak dhak mein tum(mayank) ho!
Physics: Magnetic sense... log aankhon ko magnetic boltein hain..mere liye toh magnetic hain teri smile.. kaise karthe ho yaar... mein tumhaare area of effect mein aa chuki hoon.. ..bahar jaa ne ka mann nahin kartha aur karne ka koi bhi chance bhi nahin hain!!jab tum meri kareeb aate hon dil mein saare ke saare atoms excited state par chalte hain..kya logic bina science bhi kabhi hota hain!!
Botany: main tumhaara intezaar karoongi..... phoolon ke saath mujhe tum lene aana
zoology: double censored!
economics: dil chahata hain ki tum meri ban jao..is se zyaada keemti duniyaa mein kyaa ho sakthi hain! meri pyaar aur mere yaar sab kucch tum ho!
Hindi: sirf tere liye sirf tere liye ey mayank mein itni soch kar mushkil se hindi mein likh rahi hoon!(my mother tongue is nt hindi )
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PS: mera prince charming mayank hain..aur yeh us ke liye hain.. but this can be applicable fr any dream guy!! π
Members contributions::P
Ashu_DMG:
Biology: Mera heart beat skip ho jaata hai tujhe dekhne ke baad,khaate khaate agar sochu tujhe toh khaana atak jaataa hain Oesophagus ke paas!
Our dear Kavz:
Love-o-logy: A new subject which is dedicated to weak in LOWE students like Mayank
Geneology: Inferred from Chunnu Ke pappa π π
Drunken Privileges= Getting drunk and doing crazy things with a conscious mind but blaming it on your alter ego the next morning
'Reinvent yourself to Seduce' Theory: This is HIGHLY APPLICABLE TO Nupz!
Moral of the theory (yes, anything is possible here- even theories can have moral summaries): You cannot seduce Mayank with the same blue choodidhar and Ponytail time and again. You have to change your make up , hairstyle and dress (after getting drunk) to seduce him again. Basically, Nupz should keep reinventing herself and don a brand new avatar to be able to seduce Mayank all the time.
ODA Principle= Obsession-Desire-Attraction - this bhagwad geeta theory usually applies to chindi chor praanis like Mayank
DOODHWALA HYPOTHESES: combination of doodhwala theories with direct relations leading to happiness:
Our Dream Profession for Mayank : Doodhwaala (The word is HOT CRUSH DOODHWALA,Mayank brings Milk every morning in that HEAVENLY VEST(another prominent term here) and all the girls wait with bated breath from night to welcome the hottie πππππ) .This also inculcates healthy habits like early to bed and early to rise to meet our doodhwala making us healthy wealthy and wise.
GR8 Black Vest Obsession(GBVO)- Refers to that state of mind where all Mayank/Arjun fanatics cannot get over his Heavenly Black Vest and are obsessed with it to the extent of chanting its name all the time and bringing it up somehow in the most irrelevant of discussions.
Some of the symptoms of this obsession include :
1. Declaring that shirts do not suit Mayank
2. Seriously planning to start a campaign against his shirts called "Mayank ke Shirts Jalaao Andolan"
3.Emphasizing on the importance of HBV to PD over and over.
4.Contemplating on writing a petition and e-mailing SBS on how some 'Vests Can Change Our life'!
5. Demanding that Arjun fanatics be made his official dress designers so that we get easy access to his shirts to burn them.
6.Dreaming about HBV all the time and conspiring theories that will make Mayank wear the black vest (Read Doodhwala Profession for Mayu).
The mayurwa menu:
entree: atta soup
main course: parathe made of atta soup(we strongly believe in recycling)
side dish: teekhi mirchi even if sabzi is there
desert: chai with biscuit(dadi ne bataaya ta asa kaane khe liye)
PS: as for spices in the seasoning, the cook and the cook's assistant are spicy enough(as they through all the spices around the room)
The black vest anthem:
The Colour is black and the name is "vest"
When Mayank wears it , Byy godd , he looks the bloody bestt
I watch his flawless skin shine and his sexy neck glow
It Always makes me say " yeh dil maage moreee "
We get to see his toned arms & his sexy neck , to name a few
Thank you Black Vest.. It would have been impossible witout you
If i had my way , the vest is the only thing id make you wear
THank god Mayank , you dont have any chest hair
UFF !!! I keep praising the Vest , i m such a fool
But it leaves me breathless and makes me droooool
But you look good with every other clothes too
May be its not the Black vest , yess babyyyy its youu !!
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LONG LIVE BLACK VEST
DCD= Doodhwala Costume Desginer= Nupur i.e. when Mayank becomes HCD(if you cannot recollect what HCD means, it means Hot Crush Doodhwaala), Nupz is going to design his doodhwaala costume .Black vest should not be ignored.
SPEND THE MONEY RARE , CHOOSE HONEY WITH CARE THEORY: this theory states that one shud b smart enuf to save our money for milk by marryin' a DOODHWALLA...ππ
Phrases that can be associated with Doodhwala Concept= Bhains Ki taang!
CHOTE DIMAAG= A word usually used by Mayank to describe Nupur
And our all time favorite catch phrase- BY GOD!
Some Random Terms used in connection with Mayank:
AXE EFFECT: The famous men's deo that KILLS female kind
CHOCOLATE LAVA : A term usually used to describe Mayank, he is as irresistible as chocolate and melts girls with his charm like lava
THE WCC FAVOURITE THEORY
TT (TRP Target) - Target a thread on the forum and boost its TRPs by seriously discussing crap π€£
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