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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

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Posted: 16 years ago

hello everyone.i know we all r very sad ,depressed,bored and angry with the current crap.so,i have decided to make a comedy topic to lighten up our present mood.😃

IN THIS TOPIC ONLY COMEDY IS ALLOWED

anyone can post anything which will make us laugh.such as comedy poem ,short story,jokes,parody song anything related to tspls.just it should be full of laughing gas.🤣🤣

i know it's tuff to make comedy in this situation.but it will help u and us to smile which is missing in us now.

just u have to follow the rules.ravjot gave me permission to make this topic only in one condition😛,that is- no bashing.so,be carefull about it. and anyone can post multiple thigs in multiple times and also can comment on other's post. 😉

so,evrybody be a comedian from now.go on................let us laugh........

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Priyanka

@Mana26

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Posted: 16 years ago

great ideaaaa urmeee😃

sorry guys,itss takenn mee forever too get somethingg funny, lol but foundd somethingg that wass quitee cutee😆😆😆 from this websiteee:http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/41185/Marbles/

sorry not too doo with thee showw, but all thee samee realy funny!

i will bee back with moree soon😆😆

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

Inactive

Posted: 16 years ago

this perody song is for someone very special in vrinda's life.hope vrinda will sing this song soon-😆😆😆

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
Ki Jaise Tujhko Banaya Gaya Hai Mere barbadi keliye

tum latak rehe the per mein hanumaan banke
Tujhe Zameen Pe Bulaya Gaya Hai Mere Liye

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
Ki Ye kale kale muchhe Meri Amaanat Hain

Ki Ye mote mote chashma Meri Amaanat Hain

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
Ki Jaise Tu Mujhse latke rehegi Umr Bhar Yoohin
vrindaji vrindaji kehke chillayega Yoohin

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
ki tu abhi bhi hanumaan rehgaya hain

teri latakneki aadat janewale nahi hain.

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai

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shabana

@shab_rules

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: urmee
this perody song is for someone very special in vrinda's life.hope vrinda will sing this song soon-😆😆😆

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
Ki Jaise Tujhko Banaya Gaya Hai Mere barbadi keliye

tum latak rehe the per mein hanumaan banke
Tujhe Zameen Pe Bulaya Gaya Hai Mere Liye

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
Ki Ye kale kale muchhe Meri Amaanat Hain

Ki Ye mote mote chashma Meri Amaanat Hain

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
Ki Jaise Tu Mujhse latke rehegi Umr Bhar Yoohin
vrindaji vrindaji kehke chillayega Yoohin

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai
ki tu abhi bhi hanumaan rehgaya hain

teri latakneki aadat janewale nahi hain.

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayaal Aata Hai

🤣

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rabees011

@rabees011

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

Here I go with mine, though I already posted this earlier. Since this is a comedy topic I will post it again. Will do anything to make you guys laugh. Here it is: 😛

Bharti: Jaane kyu..uuu...uuu...aisa lagta hai! Mai jisko socha karti thi...😕😆

wo mujhe milgaya shaadi jaise bandhan ke salaakho ke bahaar...😕😲

wo hai ashish ji ...jinke sar pe ab toot para hai attyachaaro ka pahaar😆

Ab hum kaise kare apne pyar ka izhaar...😔😭kyu ki iss naazook bandhan ka hai naa aar ya paar.😕Ab to humhe khaani paregi poori zindagi, Yug ji ke haatho se achaar.😆😃

Ashish: Ab hum kaa kare...ye babli aur in duniyawalo se mujhe milegi nahi rihaii aaj ya kal.😔

Bharti ji please get me a cup of coffee aur nikaalke do iss khatarnak samassiya ka koi achcha sa hul.😉😛

Larki to mujhe hazaaro laakho karoro poori duniya se mil sakti hai😛

per hum ye shaadi nahi karenge, kyu ki humaari girlfriend to bhakti hai.😳😛

bharti: Kuch bhi kaho kuch bhi karo lekin kehdo wo baalika hai Bharti.😆

Mai tumhe dil se duaayei doongi aur din bhar karungi tumhaari aarti.😛😃

Ashish: Kehne ya karneke liye ab kuch bhi to nahi bachaa

Agar tere dimaag mei hai koi saazish, to tu usse rachaa

kuch bhi kar, kuch bhi bhar, lekin mujhe iss museebat se bachaa.😆

Will come up with more after this!!😛Thanks for opening this topic.😛

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rabees011

@rabees011

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

here's a song that rb will sing to his deceased dad when vrinda will ditch him like a goat😆:

zindagi mei koi jaanam aaye na o abba.😭😆

Aaye bhi to saath leke aaye apna dabba.😕

Bhabhie kehti hai ki mai bawarchi huuuu.. uuuuu...uuuu...uuu...uu🤪

Bawarchi banke bhi hum unhe shanti nahi de sake o abbaaa.....aaa...aa..🤪

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rabees011

@rabees011

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

ho..oo..oo..ooo....aisa lagta hai jo naa hua..aaa...aaa hone ko hai. 🤢

Aisa lagta hai chashme mere ab dhone ko hai😆

ho..oo..oo..ooo....aisa lagta hai patidev mere ab roneko hai...😆

aisa lagta hai jaise junglee hawaaa..aaa ab soneko hai.😆

Per vrinnu bhabhie junglee hawaa abhi dhoom machaa rahi hai😈

jaise sushma aur unki mummy saazish rachaa rahi hai.😈🤪😈

waise mai bhi bubbly ko baaho mei bharneki scheme banaa raha hu😛

dekho kaise aapke jaanam ke dil mei apne liye pyar jataa raha hu!!😆😲⭐️😈

ho preetam ho jaanam..bin tere mere iss jeevan mei kuch bhi nahi😆

kitne raat kitne centuries mai tere bin tanhaaee ke saalakho mei rahi.😭😕😆

Mere jaanam mera shona darling kab aaoge iss kabootar khaanese mujhe churaane😭😉😆

Aur phir le jaaoge mujhe kahi door kisi pakshiraaj ghori ki nagri mei waha ki thandi hawaa mei uraane?

O mere dil ke chain, (peace of mind) mujhe lene kab aaoge?😆

Meri chewing gum jaisi jeevan mei bahaar banke kab chaaoge?😆

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nida

@Zaara07

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Posted: 16 years ago

i have posted this b4 but this is comedy section so i thought ot post it again 😃

itni shiddat se chaha tha tumko Yug nay Vrinda 🥺
aur tum usko chor gayee raha main yoon tanha 😭
kya dekha us mooch waale (RB) main 🤢, kya khaas tha woh banda 😡
dil chahta hai lagaaon usko dande pe danda 😆

ghar walon ko tumhari na thi fikar, par yug nay ki bhalai 😍
yug ne unko tumharee value karna sikhayee 😊
pehli nazar main us ne tujh sang preet lagayi 😳
sabko dilaya yakeen k rab nay tum logon ki jodi hai banayee 🤗
par jab villages and dushmani ki sachai bahar ayee 😭
tumhare ghar walon nay ki bechare yug ki jam k pitayee 😭
lejana chaha bhaga kar tumko par sanskaron ki wajha se maar khayee 😒

phir woh ho gaye alag, aur grandpa nay bhaij diya us ko videsh 😡
haar na maani usnay aur woh bhaag aaya wapas apne desh 👏

par hogaya late, aur hogayee tumhari shadi 😭
aur woh duplicate suri bangaya tumhare pariwaar ka jamayee 😡

us pappo nay kia apni nice nature say tumko impress 😡
ussay hokar impress, tumnay yug ko kardala depress 😡

opar say us bharti ji ka atyachar 😡
sunke uske lectures, apne to brain k tukre huwe hazaar 🥺
phir sab nay kia yug ko force k bharti say karo shaadi 😡
un dono ki shaadi dekh kar,knife hui heart k aar paar 💔

yug na bhool paya tumhain coz uska pyaar tha sacha 👍🏼
tumhara luv tha fake is liye u thought RB hai zyada acha 👎🏼

then yug gaya London bharti k saath 😭
nahi diya patni ka haq, just thaam liya haath 😊

paanch (5) saal baad grandpa ko aayee yug ki yaad 😡
usko bola jhoot and bulaya apne paas 😡
ab dekho kya hota hai aagay, humaree hai ye aas 😍
creatives laraye apna dimagh 😡 ,yuvi hon unite 😍 aur story ho aik dum 'CHAKAS' 😉

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

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Posted: 16 years ago

ho..oo..oo..ooo....aisa lagta hai jo naa hua..aaa...aaa hone ko hai.

Aisa lagta hai chashme mere ab dhone ko hai

ho..oo..oo..ooo....aisa lagta hai patidev mere ab roneko hai...

aisa lagta hai jaise junglee hawaaa..aaa ab soneko hai.

u rock yaar.realy great.🤣

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

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Posted: 16 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: rabees011
here's a song that rb will sing to his deceased dad:

zindagi mei koi jaanam aaye na o abba.

Aaye bhi to saath leke aaye apna dabba.😕

Bhabhie kehti hai ki mai bawarchi huuuu..uuuuu...uuuu...uuu...uu

Bawarchi banke bhi hum unhe shanti nahi de sake abbaaa.....aaa...aa..

omg omg omg🤣

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