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nida

@Zaara07

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+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: rabees011
Oops!😆I guess my eyesight is becoming kamzoar like rb's!!😆Sorry for that. Anyways bravo nz_rockx! Very well written.👏

thanx dear...😃 im glad that u also liked it..🤗

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amen

@amEn.aaMir

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Posted: 16 years ago

#22

the best relation ever between two eyes...

they blink 2gather,

move 2gather,

cry 2gather,

see togather

n sleep 2gather

....still they never see each other.

but when they see a girl,

1 blink n other do not...

moral o f story:

a girl can break anykind of relationship 😊

Edited by amee2673 - 16 years ago

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amen

@amEn.aaMir

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Posted: 16 years ago

#23

son:abba idhar ajaa...

father:Beta apnay abbu ko aisay nahi bulatay,izzat se bulatein hain

son:Acha abba chal izzat se idhar ajaa😃

Edited by amee2673 - 16 years ago

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Sadaf

@sadaf.12

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Posted: 16 years ago

#24

OMG OMG ... all the comedy poems... short stories (urmee) and songs r amazing... i have been laughing for ages... hehehe...

i've been wanting to put this up for ages buh hadn't got the tym ... buh now i have lyk 5 mins sooo i am quickly gonna post it...

There was a man, who wanted to buy a brain... so he went down town buh couldn't find any shop that sold brains, soo he went dack home and surfed the net.

after 10 mins of surfing he found a brain shop in london!

The next day he went to the shop.

man: excuse me... i would lyk to buy a brain... can u plz show me some?

shopkeeper: ofcourse sir, come with me.

(both walked into a big room full of brains in a bottle)

shopkeeper: this is a teachers brain and it is $1000 because it is clever.

man: okay can u show me another 1 plz?

shopkeeper: yus... this is a professors brain and it is $10,000 because it is really clever.

man: okay, can u show me a few more plz?

shopkeeper: sure sir... this is a scientists brain and it is $100,000 beacuse it is really really clever.

man: fanx... can u show me 1 more plz?

shopkeeper: yus... this is the TSPLS's creative team's brain and it is $1,000,000.

man: why is it sooo expensive?

shopkeeper: because it has never been used!!! hehehe

hope u guys lyked it!!!

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@beautifuldreams

Voyager

+ 5

Posted: 16 years ago

#25

EWW SHE IS GOIN 2 BE DAD OPPPSS i mean mum

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Farzana Kabir (Urmee)

@urmee

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Posted: 16 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: sadaf.12

OMG OMG ... all the comedy poems... short stories (urmee) and songs r amazing... i have been laughing for ages... hehehe...

i've been wanting to put this up for ages buh hadn't got the tym ... buh now i have lyk 5 mins sooo i am quickly gonna post it...

There was a man, who wanted to buy a brain... so he went down town buh couldn't find any shop that sold brains, soo he went dack home and surfed the net.

after 10 mins of surfing he found a brain shop in london!

The next day he went to the shop.

man: excuse me... i would lyk to buy a brain... can u plz show me some?

shopkeeper: ofcourse sir, come with me.

(both walked into a big room full of brains in a bottle)

shopkeeper: this is a teachers brain and it is $1000 because it is clever.

man: okay can u show me another 1 plz?

shopkeeper: yus... this is a professors brain and it is $10,000 because it is really clever.

man: okay, can u show me a few more plz?

shopkeeper: sure sir... this is a scientists brain and it is $100,000 beacuse it is really really clever.

man: fanx... can u show me 1 more plz?

shopkeeper: yus... this is the TSPLS's creative team's brain and it is $1,000,000.

man: why is it sooo expensive?

shopkeeper: because it has never been used!!! hehehe

hope u guys lyked it!!!

thanx sadaf so much.loved ur one also😉

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rabees011

@rabees011

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Posted: 16 years ago

#27

ok here I go with mine. By the way, sadaf that was very well written.😛👏

rb to himself:

jaise samandar mei paad maarnese tsunami nahi hoti

theek waise yug ji ka tadap aur pyar dekhke vrindaji kabhie nahi roti

beintehaa mohabbat to wo sirf humse karti hai

har lamhaa has haske wo sirf meri moocho pe marti hai

vrinda ji jaisi haseene ko dekha to ek lazeezdaar khayaal aaya

uski nasheeli aur rangeeli badan per hai Rakhi Sawant ka saaya

us chamiya ne mere jeevan mei kya khoobsoorat rang laaya

unke aati hi mere ghar mera nanna munna chashmish jo aaya.

Edited by rabees011 - 16 years ago

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rabees011

@rabees011

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Posted: 16 years ago

#28

hey how come nobody is posting anything more? Come on guys!! Throw more jokes and laughing pills!

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nida

@Zaara07

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 16 years ago

#29

jaise
khushsboo bina phool adhura
Chandni bina chaand adhura
waise hi
chashme bina RB adhura
Bharti bina har lecture adhura
vrinda k baghair Yug adhura
aur YUVI bina TSPLS adhura

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rabees011

@rabees011

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#30

Originally posted by: NZ_rockx
jaise
khushsboo bina phool adhura
Chandni bina chaand adhura
waise hi
chashme bina RB adhura
Bharti bina har lecture adhura
vrinda k baghair Yug adhura
aur YUVI bina TSPLS adhura

👏Hats off to you!!Well done hun.😛👏👏

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