Just watched the epi and pls spare my on and off talk today.The epi was so WONDERFUL that me having a severe headache over it. I will try to put out my feelings in words and even then I am sure I wont be able to do justice to my frustration today. If u liked the episode, do skip my post , it no where near me liking it π€£π€£π€£.
Epi starts off at Sur's shaadi mandap. Dost and Arohi standing watching the mandap.They look at each other and smile. Dost starts off "Mandap bhi hai". Me was like OK!! SO???π²π²π² Arohi looks at the mandap. Dost looks at Arohi and seriously after like 10 seconds says "Tum bhi ho". Arohi smiles. Me seriously yawned thru itπ€π€π€. I was still at OK???SOOOO??π²π²π² Dost looks back at the Mandap and says "Chalo saath wachan padthe hain". What??What?? What?? What?? What?? What?? What?? What?? Whattttttttttttttttttttt??π² I know KMH TEAM u ppl hating my so many whats naa?? I thought u ppl live in spl world where u like ECHO's so I was adding so many whats as echo's π€£π€£π€£. Special effect u seeπ. Seriously someone tell me that this is not happeningππ. This is the reason I felt that proposal from yesterday misplaced. The guy and the gal totally forgot that her Dad needs to accept the proposal. I have only one question , she is doing all this here , Is she sure she can convince her dad ??π²π²Is dost sure he can convince HP??π²π² Is she ready to go against her dad , if he says no?π²π². Why are they playing here like kids , instead of going and doing the things to convince HP?π²π². If I thought yesterday's Proposal was misplaced ,today it has reached heights of Stupidity from PB & Co. Now the guy wants to do phere ???π‘π‘π‘ WOWWWWWπ‘. How about basaoing ghar pariwar too??ππ.Why not he eloping with the girl? π‘I am sure Arohi wont mindππ. Mr PB, there is a difference between things that should be made fun of and things that should be kept serious. Marriage is not FUN. Please learn to draw a line between humor and seriousness. If u meant to show us these phere in the light of HUMOR. U seriously need to take time off and juggle ur thoughts and comeback to senses. If u wanted to show it in a light of Seriousness , then have to say U FAIL BIG TIME. First of all stop copying from movies, it was so HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. Now dont tell us that if they can do that in the movie so why cant AA do? Just because someone did it doesn't make anything right. Do remember that. Why didnt u go for the OM moment instead of this stupid phere?? Please dont ask us to consider this as a real marriage between AA. Its just phere , they are not married. I seriously will hate u for life , if u want me to believe this is what marriage is all about. Anyways back to screen, Dost says "Shaadi karle the hain". ME GONE DEAF.I dint hear it. I don't want to hear it. Dumb woman Arohi smiles. She forgot that she was the one who on the terrace the other day said they need to wait till Sur's marriage and her Baba needs to accept Dost. Now in the heat of the moment forgot all her values blah blah and all set to marry CHUP CHUP KE??π‘ . This cant be AP and AS at allππΌππΌππΌππΌ. The characterization of these two Characters GONE DUMPS!!!ππΌππΌππΌππΌ. AP the guy who left his family, life for a girl wants to get married chup chup ke?π²π² AS the girl who adores her family ., who respects her Baba's will , wants to go and marry a guy CHUP CHUP ke?π²π² Also what is that song in the background. Man was it hurting or what, this has to be the most stupidest song selected for background in this show and it starts so abruptly. Iam hating everything in the scene today. Arohi asks "Pandit ji kahan hai? Saath wachan padne ke liye?". Me banging my head continuously goes without saying. Dost ki wonderful response in this tortourous turn of events "Mein hoon naa , mujhe aatha hai sath wachan". Awwwwwwww WHAT CRAP??π². Can someone care to explain how in the hell this guy knows abt the wachan?πππ. He never in his life attended a marirage , knows the saath wachan and we have to believe it?πππ Guy doesnt know how to propose a girl, knows abt saath wachan and we have to nod our heads and say "Yes he does!!!" isnt it?. Arohi gets shocked , I am not shocked . She says she too knows the wachan and me was like Whats stopping u , just go do the phere , get married and get it over with.If all they wanted to do was this kind of shaadi, they could've done long back ,why in the hell they wasted our precious time?. I hate myself for supporting those two characters all along. I thought I will see DDLJ style story, "Raj' is by far the best character a guy can play , I love it because the guy rejects to elope, takes up the challenge of getting the girl's dad to accept him. I thought my dost will also go that way but yeh tho all hell bent in throwing cold water on my dreams. Anyways I will try to keep my frustration away and write this scene. Its romantic I agree, I will write it out for u all. The background song dont know which movie, anyways at the line "Saathon phere lelenge haathon mein lekar haath" ,Dost looks at Arohi, deep drowned in her eyes put forward his hand asking for hersπππ. Arohi hands over her left hand with the ring-flower into his hands. Both look at each other and smile. Dost takes Arohi to the mandap and starts the Phereπππ.
He says "Phele phere mein , isi tharah mohobath karenge" . Looks back at her, while doing the phere and says "Jeeyenge tho eek doosre ke liye, marenge tho eek doosre ke liye". KMH title track male humming starts off. Arohi smilingly says "Kasam". I loved these lines BTW. They were very romantic, but only if the scene could've come more logicallyπππ
We back to KS and his dukh bari dastaanππ. HP asks "Did u meet ur wife after that?". KS in some deep thought replies "No, she wants my money and Iam not going to give her any". HP asks Does Arohi know abt it?. KS replies "Haan , eek wahi hai jisse mein kuch nahin chupa saktha". I loved this line from KSππ. I so love those eyes filled with Ardor. Did i tell u that I love KS?π³π³ Yup love continues π³π. Sorry but he hell bent in being a good-boy and me cant find any reasons to hate himπ³π³. HP tries to find out if KS's is more sad abt his first wife or more happy abt falling for Arohi. KS with a cute smile says "Arohi se milne se pehle Dard ke siva kuch nahin tha mere dil mein, kyun ki kisike pyar ne chuliya tha dil ko, Ab woh dard peeche choot raha hai, kyun ki kisika pyar agaya mere zindagi mein". HT was amazing at the underlined part, looking sidewardly , smiling , thinking abt Arohiπππ. He continues "Uss dard se zyada sookon deraha yeh pyar, ab iss pyar ke saath mein kush rehna chahtha hoon". Ok the underlined part is a very dangerous line according to me. He wants to be happy with his love for Arohi. Now what will he end up doing once he gets to know that the girl who is giving him this immense pleasure and happiness is not his?π²π². Will he go to any extent to grap Arohi's hand?π²π². He has gone thru lot of sadness in his life, finally he ended up in a happy phase , what will be his reaction if he gets to know its short lived?π²π²π² My guess he will go for a kill, he will go to any extent to keep his new found happiness intact. Iam sure he will try to harm AA and thats where the final showdown is gonna happen.
Back to the phere scene. Dost says "Doosre phere mein, hum har kushi , har gham ko bantna ki kasam kathe hain" and me dying laughing. MAN WHAT WAS THAT CAMERA ANGLE?π²π€£π€£π€£π€£ Why is the camera on Karan's face?π€£π€£π€£ Seriously he was looking like some bhoot whootπ€£π€£π€£ .Also they seem to be on some to roller instead of walking at that sceneπ€£π€£π€£. She replies "Kasam". Dost says "Thesre phere mein aakhri saas thak, tumhe tumse aur sirf tumhi se pyar karne ki kasam khatha hoon, humare zindagi ke aakri saas thak , humare beech mein theesra koi nahin ayega". She replies "Kasam"ππ.
Back to KS to show the contrast. KS says "Meri zindagi ki aakhri saas thak, agle zindagi ke pehle saas thak, lakhon karadon saason thakk, janmom janmom thak, har ghadi har pal har lamha " I missed the continuation of that line in my video. sorry abt it. Anyways loved the contrast between AA's phere lines and KS's line. He wants to be Arohi's for ever and AA promise each other that there is gonna be no third person in their lifeπππ. KS lets HP know that he wants to ask Arohi abt it. HP tells KS that Arohi is at the Mandap. KS tries to get up to go , but in the process forgets his ring at Kundra's. Body double for HT?.
Back to phere, Arohi says "Chaude phere , mein tumse aaghe jaane ki agya maangthi hoon". Arohi comes forward, asks for his hand , he gives her his hand and she starts doing the phere. BTW AMAZING DIRECTIONππ‘π‘ during phere, long shot, closeup, hands, legs, faces, what was that??ππ€ͺπ€£π€£π€£ Did some KID Sit behind the LENS TODAY?π‘π€£π€£. Anyways Dost asks "Kyun?" . Arohi replies "Ki jab mauth samne aaye tho pehle mein usse apna loon". Dost responds "Agar mauth samne ayegi to hum use eek saath gale lagayenge". Seriously look at this scene carefully, all u can see is the Guy's face, the girls face and half of the guy's face. Man was the person behind the lens sleeping?π².
How not to DIRECT. Ppl can watch the epi from here on and you will get to know , how badly the DIRECTION Can be messed upπ³π³.
KS arrives at the venue . Zooom , Zammm Kabooooommmmm in the back groundπ€£π€£π€£π€£. HP arrives by the taxi to return the ring to KS. Some drum rolls in the background at HP's entranceπ€£π€£π€£π€£. Arohi still walking in the front says "Panchvi phere mein **closeup shot** , tum hamesha mere raksha karne ki **long shot** mere ache aur bure waqt mein**snake kind of music in the backgroundπππ, guy's closeup** , mujhe saath ** hand closeup, clearly showing the guy is in the front and the gal in the back, whereas its supposed to be the gal infront and guy at the back, snake music continuesπππ** pyar **foot ki closeup** Maan **Guys face close up** aur izaath deneki **long shot** Kasam khao" . Dost replies "Kasam". HP racing towards Mandapππ. Arohi continues "Chete phere mein mein tumhe apna wishwaas deneki *** Director talking the long shot forgot AA need to be in lens, moves away from them πππ*** aur tum se tumhara wishwaas maangthi hoon" . Dost replies "Mera har ehsaas , har wishwaas , tumhara hai, mera sab mera ran tumhara hai". Some legs ππ, hands , long shots as usualπππ. Dost says "Saathwein phere mein , mein arjun punj " . HP opens the door , Arohi turns back towards Dost still walking. Dost looks at the mandap and continues "Iss mandap ko , Inn rasmon ko ** HP in tha background, wide open mouth shell shockedππ ** inn kasmon ko saakshi maanthe hue apne dil , dil ki har dhadkan ko sakshi maanthe hue , apni mohobbat , apni kismath , apni jaan apne bagwaan ko saakshi maanthe hue , tumhe Arohi , apne than mann, jeevan se, apni pathni swikar kartha hoon". Arohi turns towards Dost. Now starts the wonderful Hunter-Zoom-Zaam-Effectπ²π²π€£π€£π€£. HP, AA,HP, AA,HP AAπ€£π€£π€£. Me tensedπ€£π€£π€£ , no no not to see what HP will do but how long can my Head sustain the tortureπ€£π€£π€£. Arohi holds Dost's hand and says "Mein yeh saathon wachan dil se nibaungi **HP's closeup shot, hunter soundπ€£π€£** Har janam Arjun ki arohi ban kar aungi **HP's closeup shot, hunter soundπ€£π€£** Mein Arohi sharma ***ehoingπππ*** aaj aapne maan samaan , mere bagwaan , mere guru , mere maa baba ko saakshi maankar, tumhe arjun , apne janmom janmom ke liye apna pathi sweekar karthi hoon". Hunter sound, was as if some one hitting me with those huntersπ€£π€£π€£π€£. Man dont tell me Mr. Anil that u want to symbolize HP's izaath ki hunting horahi thi Hunter se and thats why u have that Hunter whipping??π€£π€£π€£π€£. Dost pulls Arohi towards him and they hugπ. Me seriously need a min here to write what I saw π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ Ok I had to go to Encyclopedia and see how many video frames can a human eye see in a secondπ€£π€£π€£(to the ppl who dont know what a frame is, its like a pic, in the video, where the pics are scrolled so fast that u feel the video scrolling, because ur eye cant visualize the difference between a pic and a video if the pics are scrolled at a certain speed(rate) , sorry for the funda but I seriously wanted to tell u abt it at this point in the epiπ€£π€£π€£) . Normally human eye cant differentiate frames scrolled faster than 100 frames / sec . Looks like KMH team showed me two frames (AA and HP) at a rate of 1000 frames/ second ..What the hell was that π€£π€£π€£π€£HP->AA->HP->AA->HP->AA->HP->AA->HP->AA->HP->AA->HP->
AA->HP->AA->HP->AA->HP->AA->HP->AA and add on to it the spl Hunter effect π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£......woww.....who is that who directed today's episode?? π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
HP walks towards AA , ya ya he made sure all the 7 pheres are done , so that PB can claim this is AA's shaadiπ‘π‘π‘. He comes and stands besides AA who in their own hugging-world. I dont know how should i write what I saw, it was like π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->
HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam in a second, definetly got my eye strained todayπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. Now its "Whooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffff" in the background and HP's face turned into circles again some 100 times in a split second π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. Man even while Iam writing me dying laughingπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ . Again Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->
Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam->HP->Zoom->Zaam . HP finally thinks enuf of Zoom-Zaam , pulls Arohi awayπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. Dost ki kiddish face, Arohi's "Babaaaaaaaaaaaa babaaaaa meri baath ". HP's one serious look and AS ki bolthi bandπππ. Normally ladki bahu bathein karthi hai, she even got ready to get married chup chupke so she should be able to explain it to her baba too naa??ππMe have no sympathies for her stupidity todayπ‘π‘. Dost runs behind HP who starts walking off with his school ki bachi Arohiπ€£π€£π€£π€£. He tries to persuade HP and says "Ek baar meri baath sun leejiye Hum dono eek dusre se bahut pyar karthe hain ". TA-DA Thapad...........Zor ka From HP->Dostπ€£π€£π€£π€£. I dont think HP is wrong with what he did. He hates Dost, He saw he and his daughter trying to marry off chup chup ke. He thinks the guy is an Aunt flirt. So Should I be mad at him ? π²π² Nada Iam not. I feel infact even Arohi should get one slap and the director and PB should get one each for making a mockery of traditions and my emotions associated with AAπ‘π‘π‘. The slap has a resounding effect, dhoor dhoor thak goonj raha tha π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. BTW HP ji can I ask why u not slapping ur Bakwaas daughter too?π‘π‘π‘ Why only my dost gets slapped?π‘π‘π‘ Thali eek haath se thodi naa baj thi hai π€£π€£π€£. Arohi gets shocked at the slap, may be she thought she is the best slapper in the world, but her baap usse bhi baap nikhla thapad marne mein π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. Dost holding his gaal , Arohi looking at him and me yawning π€£π€£π€£Isnt it the same old Gisa pita sa formula? πππ Anyways in the whole epi this is the only scene I loved. Arohi going off in the taxi, looking at Dost thru the window. Dost kees looking at Arohi , who is leaving him alone, guy was stupid today but chalo hai tho mera dost so here for him π€π€π€π€. KMH title track playing in the background. That was the only moment for me in the whole epi , which I would like to watch and which touched the right cords for meπ³π³. He seems confused, restless not knowing what to do. Karan acted good in this sceneππ. HP pulls Arohi into their house. KS arrives in the background and thinks to himself "Do dilon ka milna, dil se dil ka baath kehna bhi ussi mohurath mein hotha hai jo upar wale ne likha hai, shayad isiliye mein arohi se milne apne dil ki baath kehne hall mein nahin jaa sakha, aur woh angooti , bua ne bathaya woh bhi arohi ke ghar hi choot gayi, iska mathlab aaj arohi se bathane ya rishthe jethani ki ghadi nahin aayi hai". KS seems to have arrived right after HP so didnt he see Dost running behind HP at the hall?π²π² How big of a hall is this?ππ It sure must be some palace where KS didnt get to see all the typical drama between AA and HPπππ. Also if Bua told him that he forgot the ring at their place, didnt she tell that HP got it for him to the hall?π²π²π². So anyways KS decided that it isnt time yet for him to let Arohi know abt his haal-e-dil. Epi ends .
NOPRECAP : Me have a headache cant think of anything straight.
EPISODE VERDICT : Avoid it, even if u like the phere stuff, the direction ,editing and BM is so amazing , u sure will end up pulling ur hair.
ADDA TITLE: It should be Slap, Slap and Slapπππ. Dost got three slaps till now in the whole KMH. Also today he got one, the rest two will be shared between PB and Anil, how abt that?? πππ
PB : Dint like the phere thing, its against AA's characterization according to me.
Anil :We at adda want to know who was directing today's episode. Ppl at adda are ready to kill that person.
Background Music : Can you please do me a favor? Please don't use any background score, that would've made the phere and the epi watchable.
Rekha Modi : You are the only person I would like to credit in today's episode . JUST AMAZING DIALOGUES AT THE PHERE π
Karan and Kritica :Sorry me really couldn't concentrate on ur acting today, blame ur Director and BM for it. Karan u were good at the last scene , that's the only scene with some normal direction and cool BM.
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