Favorite Mayur one-liners?

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soni595

@soni595

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Posted: 16 years ago

Hello everyone!!! 🤗🤗 I think Mayur have the most wackiest one-liners and dialogues. Ek se badhkar hai, they always have equally theeke replies to give each other.

Personally, I LOVE all of their dialogues in the jungle episodes but in today's episode, when Mayank says 'tum toh junglee janwar se bhi zyada dangerous ho, tumhe toh pinjre mein bandh kar dena chahiye.' By god, that line had me going for half an hour!! It might not have been that funny but just the way he said it had been doubling up!!😆😆

Which have been your favorite?

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koolaries4

@koolaries4

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Posted: 16 years ago

i liked the one that he told diya, mein tumhari party mein aaya hoon isiliye dimakh ghar pe chordiya!! hehe.. i justt lovveedd then line!!

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AreYaar

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Posted: 16 years ago

I LOVEEEEEE all their lines! Most of Mayank's sarky ones!

Chalo from recent memory....

N: "Picchle janam mein raakshason ki toli ka sardar rahaa hoga yeh Mayank"

M: "Nupur, apne dimaag par control rakho, tumhein kya lagaa...ki main aur tum...? Whatever!"🤣🤣

M: "Agar tum 5 minute mein yahaan se nahin uthi, toh majbooran mujhe tumhein uthaa ke le jaana padega, aur BY GOD, mujhe usmein BILKUL mazaa nahin aayega"🤣🤣

M: "Woh tumhari bhaasha mein kya kehte hain? Ab chidiya chug gayi khet!"🤣

N: "Yeh kya baat huyi?? Muft mein chandan, toh ghis mere Nandan!"🤣

N: (After M sarcastically talks about Rajkumari Nupur and her sawaari landing from the clouds) "Hayye, tumhare moonh mein ghee shakkar, Mayank!"🤣🤣

Edited by nureat01 - 16 years ago

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AreYaar

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Posted: 16 years ago

Oh and in yesterday's epi, when M yells in frustration, "Tumhare jaisa sach mein ek hi piece banaaya hai Bhagwaan ne!" or something like that....I think I'm paraphrasing...but the way he said it....at his wit's end, poor guy🤣🤣

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ZARWA

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Posted: 16 years ago

N: (After M sarcastically talks about Rajkumari Nupur and her sawaari landing from the clowds) "Hayye, tumhare moonh mein ghee shakkar, Mayank!"🤣🤣..This is one is the best from monday;s epi

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ruchi

@simranruchi

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: nureat01
I LOVEEEEEE all their lines! Most of Mayank's sarky ones!

Chalo from recent memory....

N: "Picchle janam mein raakshason ki toli ka sardar rahaa hoga yeh Mayank"

M: "Nupur, apne dimaag par control rakho, tumhein kya lagaa...ki main aur tum...? Whatever!"🤣🤣

M: "Agar tum 5 minute mein yahaan se nahin uthi, toh majbooran mujhe tumhein uthaa ke le jaana padega, aur BY GOD, mujhe usmein BILKUL mazaa nahin aayega"🤣🤣

M: "Woh tumhari bhaasha mein kya kehte hain? Ab chidiya chug gayi khet!"🤣

N: "Yeh kya baat huyi?? Muft mein chandan, toh ghis mere Nandan!"🤣

N: (After M sarcastically talks about Rajkumari Nupur and her sawaari landing from the clouds) "Hayye, tumhare moonh mein ghee shakkar, Mayank!"🤣🤣

same for me

NUPUR;;itni sunsan jagha pe bhi moan vart rakha hai..pehle monkey ke tarah he sahi muh se awaz toh nikal rahi thi

MAYANK;;jahan nupur bhushan hoti hai wahan sab satyanaash hota hai

Edited by simranruchi - 16 years ago

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Unknown

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Posted: 16 years ago

@ nureat01- wow u said it all...mine fav too :D

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AreYaar

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Posted: 16 years ago

Oh and more:

M: (after Nupur goes Kaanta lagaa!) "Nupur, yeh gaana gaane ka time nahin hai! Aur yeh kaanta lagaa gaana mujhe bilkul pasand nahin hai!"🤣🤣

N: "Aadmiiiiiiii"

N: "Bhains!!" *squeaky giggle* "By god, Morena ki yaad aa gayi! Mayank, tumne kabhi bhains dekhi hai?" And Mayank gives her a WTF look🤣🤣

Edited by nureat01 - 16 years ago

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Kavya

@Bazinga

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Posted: 16 years ago

My favorite ones have to be, of course all those mentioned by all of you plus these:

N:Main tumse poore pachaas rupaaye loongi
M: Sau lelo lekin please apna mooh band rakho 🤣

N: Ouch! Kaata lagaa
M: Nupur please woh gaana mat gaao, mujhe woh gaana bilkul pasand nahi hai🤣

M: Nupur please, tumhe apne pairon ko aaraam karna hai aur mujhe apne dimaag ko, isliye thodi der chup raho.🤣

N: Maan toh karta isko aag main daal ke baingan ka bharta bana doon lekin main Devdhar Sir ko kya jawaab doongi 🤣

N:By God Mayank, tum kitni chindi chor ho, paani ke liye...🤣

M: Mere liye strawberry ice cream laana, aas paas main kahin shop hoga. Hum dono baith ke khaayenge🤣🤣

N: Chup! Bilkul chup! (holding the stick on Mayu's face)🤣

M: Agar main tumse thodi der baatein karoonga toh kya tum so jaoogi?😳😳
(My personal lines now: By God Mayank! Agar tum baatein karte rahoge toh main kaise soh paaongi, tumhaari baatein sunte hue tumhaare aankhon kho na jaaongi? 😳😳)