Favorite Mayur one-liners? - Page 4

😉I Love almost all the dialogues ......!!!

Originally posted by: nureat01

I LOVEEEEEE all their lines! Most of Mayank's sarky ones!

Chalo from recent memory....

N: "Picchle janam mein raakshason ki toli ka sardar rahaa hoga yeh Mayank"

M: "Nupur, apne dimaag par control rakho, tumhein kya lagaa...ki main aur tum...? Whatever!"🤣🤣

M: "Agar tum 5 minute mein yahaan se nahin uthi, toh majbooran mujhe tumhein uthaa ke le jaana padega, aur BY GOD, mujhe usmein BILKUL mazaa nahin aayega"🤣🤣

M: "Woh tumhari bhaasha mein kya kehte hain? Ab chidiya chug gayi khet!"🤣

N: "Yeh kya baat huyi?? Muft mein chandan, toh ghis mere Nandan!"🤣

N: (After M sarcastically talks about Rajkumari Nupur and her sawaari landing from the clouds) "Hayye, tumhare moonh mein ghee shakkar, Mayank!"🤣🤣

Originally posted by: nureat01

Oh and more:

M: (after Nupur goes Kaanta lagaa!) "Nupur, yeh gaana gaane ka time nahin hai! Aur yeh kaanta lagaa gaana mujhe bilkul pasand nahin hai!"🤣🤣

N: "Aadmiiiiiiii"

N: "Bhains!!" *squeaky giggle* "By god, Morena ki yaad aa gayi! Mayank, tumne kabhi bhains dekhi hai?" And Mayank gives her a WTF look🤣🤣

Originally posted by: *mesweet neha*

omg...gr8 topic ,must saii...

well yew guys have said it ol'...

other ones are:

1. between mayank n' chirongilal-

C- Aap inse aise baat nahii kar sakte.

M- AApki taareef??

C- ji..tareef toh badi lambi hai....

M- Toh rehne dijiye...!!😆...

o gawd luved the how mayank said dose lines...😆

n' the another one...

again between chironji lal n' mayank:

C- Aap novel padh rahe hein??

M: js gives him an irritated look...

C: o ji...mein toh ek novel..2 baar padhta hoon..pehli baar samjh nahii aatii na...😆

M: huh[sarcasm luk)...shakal se hi lagta hai...😆

HOLY...mayank wuz @ his best on dat one...😆

luv

neha😳

Oh my god. Where can I even start. You guys mentioned a lotta ones I'd forgotten, like the "muft ka chandan..." one... 😆😆😆 Lemme try listing a few that you guys didnt.... In no particular order....

1// M: Salsa...
N: HEINNNNNNNN? KAUNSA???! 😕

2// N *trying to get her cassette to work in the rehearsal hall, when M comes and says her name*: HEIIIIN???? Ismein toh Bappi Lahiri ki awaaaz honi chahiye thi..! Yeh Mayank ki aaawaz kahan se aagayi?
M: Main tumhare PEECHE khada hoon, Nupur... 😳
N: BY GOD! Yeh toh mere pe hi chutkula ho gaya! 😆

3// M: BAAALO KO MAT CHUOOO! 😡

4// *In N's nightmare*
M: Nupur, tumne kar dikhaya! You have done it! Saari saari raat jaag ke, ghode bhagaaye dimaag ke! 🤣

5// *On the phone*
Diya: Haan Mayank.... Bolo kahan se bol rahe ho...
M: Main toh bachpan se hi mooh se bolta hoon.... 🤣

6// *After hanging up on M once already*
N: ISSSS ROUTE KI SABHI LINEIN VYAST HAI! KRIPYA YAHAN KABHI PHONE NA KARE!!!!!!!! DHANYAWAAAD!!!!!! 🤣

7// N: ACHCHAAAAA! WOH WAALA HANGOUT! Humaaare yahan toh sirf KAPDO ko hang out karte hai! Isiliye poooch rahi thi!
M: 😆

8// M: Mujhe pata nahi tha ki aaaj fancy dress competition hai... Warna main bhi STATUE OF LIBERTY banke aata!

9// N (to Benjy): AANKHEIN PHAAD PHAAD KE KYA DEKH RAHE HO??? MUMMY PAPA KO PHONE KAROON KYA?!? NAKALCHI BANDAR KAHIINKA!!!! 😡

10// N: Maaasiji.... YEH TOH KHAIR MANAAAAIIYE, KE INHE MAINE MUJHE BHOOOLNE NAHI DIYA.... WARNA KABKE FARAAAAAAAAAR HO CHUKE HOTE YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAI NA?!?! 😡😃😡😃

11// *At the lodge, N screams after seeing the wall plastered with dirrrrty photos*
N: WOH KYA HAI!?!?!?
M: WOHI TOH MAIN TUMHE SAMJHAAANE KI KOSHISH KAR RAHA THA..... (blah blah blah)
N: MATLAB??!?!?!
M: DEEEEWARON PE JINKI PHOTO LAGI HAI, UNHI SE JAAAKE PUCHO! WOH TUMHE SAMJHAAAYENGI!!!!!!!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢

Ok, these are all I can think of right now.... Will come back if I remember any more.... 😛

LMAO, Nims! You reminded me of some old ones too! That Nakalchi Bandar one was just too good! 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: darkness_123

Oh my god. Where can I even start. You guys mentioned a lotta ones I'd forgotten, like the "muft ka chandan..." one... 😆😆😆 Lemme try listing a few that you guys didnt.... In no particular order....

1// M: Salsa...
N: HEINNNNNNNN? KAUNSA???! 😕

2// N *trying to get her cassette to work in the rehearsal hall, when M comes and says her name*: HEIIIIN???? Ismein toh Bappi Lahiri ki awaaaz honi chahiye thi..! Yeh Mayank ki aaawaz kahan se aagayi?
M: Main tumhare PEECHE khada hoon, Nupur... 😳
N: BY GOD! Yeh toh mere pe hi chutkula ho gaya! 😆

3// M: BAAALO KO MAT CHUOOO! 😡

4// *In N's nightmare*
M: Nupur, tumne kar dikhaya! You have done it! Saari saari raat jaag ke, ghode bhagaaye dimaag ke! 🤣

5// *On the phone*
Diya: Haan Mayank.... Bolo kahan se bol rahe ho...
M: Main toh bachpan se hi mooh se bolta hoon.... 🤣

6// *After hanging up on M once already*
N: ISSSS ROUTE KI SABHI LINEIN VYAST HAI! KRIPYA YAHAN KABHI PHONE NA KARE!!!!!!!! DHANYAWAAAD!!!!!! 🤣

7// N: ACHCHAAAAA! WOH WAALA HANGOUT! Humaaare yahan toh sirf KAPDO ko hang out karte hai! Isiliye poooch rahi thi!
M: 😆

8// M: Mujhe pata nahi tha ki aaaj fancy dress competition hai... Warna main bhi STATUE OF LIBERTY banke aata!

9// N (to Benjy): AANKHEIN PHAAD PHAAD KE KYA DEKH RAHE HO??? MUMMY PAPA KO PHONE KAROON KYA?!? NAKALCHI BANDAR KAHIINKA!!!! 😡

10// N: Maaasiji.... YEH TOH KHAIR MANAAAAIIYE, KE INHE MAINE MUJHE BHOOOLNE NAHI DIYA.... WARNA KABKE FARAAAAAAAAAR HO CHUKE HOTE YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAI NA?!?! 😡😃😡😃

11// *At the lodge, N screams after seeing the wall plastered with dirrrrty photos*
N: WOH KYA HAI!?!?!?
M: WOHI TOH MAIN TUMHE SAMJHAAANE KI KOSHISH KAR RAHA THA..... (blah blah blah)
N: MATLAB??!?!?!
M: DEEEEWARON PE JINKI PHOTO LAGI HAI, UNHI SE JAAAKE PUCHO! WOH TUMHE SAMJHAAAYENGI!!!!!!!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢

Ok, these are all I can think of right now.... Will come back if I remember any more.... 😛

nimms.........................u remind me old good lines of mayur which i hv already forgotten!

u know we should have a sticky topic abt mayur's n benji's lines!

recently..the ek minute mausi ji of n was hilarious....also prev to tht wen they were in the jungle mayoo:oye heroine hum yahan picnic manane ya trekking karne nahin ayae hain..😆😆😆 n the day wen nupz was asking for lift.mayoo"yeh tum sadak ke updar bhart nataym kun kar rahin hoo?!!!!!!!!😆

The entire "Chunnu ke papa" dream of Mayank's -- I forgot the exact lines

When a basketball hits Nupur and Benji is scared out of his wits! The expression on both of the actors were priceless!

I had a great laugh reminiscing the old Mayur banter! Especially the old ones like "Yeh toh mere upar hi chutkula ho gaya" and "I will go home with Nupur ONLY!!"...

Mods should seriously consider making this a sticky topic. It would be great fun to come back here once in a while.