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Chronic Bachelor | 2009-01-02
'One of the most eligible bachelors in the country'. That's what some newspaper reported to give me the most splitting headache I've had in years. Who or what is a bachelor?
Is he here to change the definition of the same? He's 43 and everything about him, from his physique to his career is sagging. Katrina is what (ever) she is because of Sallu today. But the tide has turned. In fact, she's become his claim to fame.
The chick is getting stronger with every passing day. Will a 25 years old superstar (we didn't say actress, she's yet to become one) marry a 43 year old fading star? Very unlikely.
The latest is , after watching 'Ghajini', Sallu has been raving about Aamir's performance and wants to work with him in the sequel to the cult comedy 'Andaz Apna Apna'. Sallu have you forgotten your box office standing? Flukes are like accidents.
One such fluke happened with AAA,eons ago. Let's face it. Leave alone your B.O. standing, look at what Rajkumar Santoshi has been doing to us year after year. Kabhie 'Family' kabhie ' Halla Bol'. Someone stop the man.
And if you think Aamir will be taken by your sycophancy, think hard Sallu. He's far too clever for your juvenile gestures. He has stuck around for so long for his sincerity to his craft, not gimmicks sweetie.
You should have realized by now that an you never were. All along you were in the limelight for all the wrong reasons, be it for thrashing your ladyloves, threatening their lovers, driving over poor people and more recently ,acting cheeky with SRK.
And if the aforementioned wasn't enough, you're giving us utterly inane films like 'God Tussi Great Ho' and the massive debacle ' Yuvraaj'. I will not spare you for the latter at least.
If at all, you scored a little (very little) , it was with 'Dus Ka Dum'. We suggest TV for you. You do stand a chance amongst the brainless and regressive s**t the idiot box is hurling at us.
Move over Sallu, we are on another Khan hunt.
'One of the most eligible bachelors in the country'. That's what some newspaper reported to give me the most splitting headache I've had in years. Who or what is a bachelor?
Is he here to change the definition of the same? He's 43 and everything about him, from his physique to his career is sagging. Katrina is what (ever) she is because of Sallu today. But the tide has turned. In fact, she's become his claim to fame.
The chick is getting stronger with every passing day. Will a 25 years old superstar (we didn't say actress, she's yet to become one) marry a 43 year old fading star? Very unlikely.
The latest is , after watching 'Ghajini', Sallu has been raving about Aamir's performance and wants to work with him in the sequel to the cult comedy 'Andaz Apna Apna'. Sallu have you forgotten your box office standing? Flukes are like accidents.
One such fluke happened with AAA,eons ago. Let's face it. Leave alone your B.O. standing, look at what Rajkumar Santoshi has been doing to us year after year. Kabhie 'Family' kabhie ' Halla Bol'. Someone stop the man.
And if you think Aamir will be taken by your sycophancy, think hard Sallu. He's far too clever for your juvenile gestures. He has stuck around for so long for his sincerity to his craft, not gimmicks sweetie.
You should have realized by now that an you never were. All along you were in the limelight for all the wrong reasons, be it for thrashing your ladyloves, threatening their lovers, driving over poor people and more recently ,acting cheeky with SRK.
And if the aforementioned wasn't enough, you're giving us utterly inane films like 'God Tussi Great Ho' and the massive debacle ' Yuvraaj'. I will not spare you for the latter at least.
If at all, you scored a little (very little) , it was with 'Dus Ka Dum'. We suggest TV for you. You do stand a chance amongst the brainless and regressive s**t the idiot box is hurling at us.
Move over Sallu, we are on another Khan hunt.
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