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Heavenly Bliss

@heavenlybliss

Master

+ 62

Posted: 16 years ago

Guy...Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl...Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

-Guy...Your place or mine?
Girl...Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

-Guy: Help, im lost which way to your place??
Girl: If you hit Emerald City you've gone too far!

-Guy...If i could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Girl...I like the alphabet just the way it is, I way at the front and U way at the end.

- Guy...If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl...If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

-Guy...Your body's like a temple
Girl...Sorry, there are no services today.

-Guy...Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl...DO NOT ENTER.

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burgerchaap

@burgerchaap

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

OMGG haha

these are amazing
im gonna try these :P

but the best one is the first one XD

Edited by Pr3cii0uz - 16 years ago

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Heavenly Bliss

@heavenlybliss

Master

+ 62

Posted: 16 years ago

yee try it nd tell us wat hapens lmao!

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Mariam Butt

@msb19

Navigator

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

OMG that's soo funny and cute one 😆
the best one ever i heard 😛

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jessi

@Jessuu

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

oomg those are hillarious..so funny n cute!!

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jessi

@Jessuu

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

haha got some too😆

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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Heavenly Bliss

@heavenlybliss

Master

+ 62

Posted: 16 years ago

LMAO i like da last one...lollll

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jessi

@Jessuu

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

^^lmao sameeeeee!!! gosh theyy're so funny n cute!!

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Gursharan

@Gur.N.cool

Sparkler

+ 8

Posted: 16 years ago

all these are very good, and funny, thanks

-Guy...Your body's like a temple
Girl...Sorry, there are no services today.

-Guy...Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl...DO NOT ENTER.

Guy...Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl...Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

-Guy...Your place or mine?
Girl...Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

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PaRoOoOoOo

@PaRoOoOoOo

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#10

loll... Hinnu shame u wont b able to use any 😛 muahahhaa *ebil look*

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