Kranti in Kitchen ----- 2

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Posted: 16 years ago
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This is a parody. Like I said before, I did not want to write alongside Walter's poem because it would have spoilt the effect of her poem. So I started a new topic.
This post is specially for my friends The Musketeers.
The poem is dedicated to all my beautiful dreamers, especially that troublesome threesome. Read on and find out who they are:

Dawn burns the midnight oil

As she mixes words and toils

Scratching her head and hair she coils

A love story that none should spoil.

I read the flow of the simple words

Only my eyes moved - no sound was heard

And slowly for the climax I did gear

When the story changed just as I feared.

The kitchen seemed suddenly very small

As my kudi turned and bumped into a wall

What was it she thought in the dim light

It certainly had given her a big big fright.

She raised her eyes in horror and dread

It wasn't a wall, it was a chest instead

No shirt on, she looked agape

What was this --- a hairy APE?

She took a deep breath and screamed, "Scoot"

She picked up the broom to shoo the bandicoot

The awful creature quickly scuttled away

No wonder my kudi's nerves were frayed

She felt every pore in her body recoil

And her blood slowly came to a boil

She had to think hard on how to spoil

His plot that she had to firmly foil.

The night flew away and Dawn broke

From her slumber Joey slowly awoke

The air was misty and Dewy was the grass

What dreamers these three were ----- Alas !!

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jyoti06 thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Oh woww that was Fantabulous Skepti๐Ÿ‘..so this was all a dream๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†..too good...๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ณ...
Arre yaar is he that Hairy kya....will hv to check the video now again to check whether he has hairs on his chest or not๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ณ
Skepti how nicely u rhyme these words yaar..just sheer brilliance๐Ÿ‘...I really bow down to u today..and if u were in front of me then I would hv given u a standing ovation too now๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Posted: 16 years ago
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LOL .... good you created a separate post.. Dawn had created such a beautiful picture.. This is called 'uspe pochha maarna'.. waaaaiiin.. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ก
And for this spoof of spoofs..I dont even give you points for your brilliance this time.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ( This is what I call a backhanded compliment)
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: jyoti06

Oh woww that was Fantabulous Skepti๐Ÿ‘..so this was all a dream๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†..too good...๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ณ...

Arre yaar is he that Hairy kya....will hv to check the video now again to check whether he has hairs on his chest or not๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ณ
Skepti how nicely u rhyme these words yaar..just sheer brilliance๐Ÿ‘...I really bow down to u today..and if u were in front of me then I would hv given u a standing ovation too now๐Ÿ˜ณ

Thank you for your appreciation. I used yr shirtless wonder bit as humour. Lekin, you got a chance to peek at his chest. Baap re yr VDO must have become ghisa pita by now. Jhoooooooooti, as if you cant remember baar baar check karna padta hai?? Hah!!
๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Skepti... I envy you and your rhyming ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Love the way you play with words... brilliant and beautiful. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: an12345678

Skepti... I envy you and your rhyming ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Love the way you play with words... brilliant and beautiful. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Thanks for typing....typist!!!

By Gawd....Skippy you are toh getting better by the day......Too GOOD Skips!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘

I knew yeh sab hamari acchi sangat ka he asaar hai......*Patting my back*

And Numero no need to compliment me for my modesty...*duppate mein muhchuppa kar....mujh ko sharam aa jati hai!!!๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: skeptical

Thank you for your appreciation. I used yr shirtless wonder bit as humour. Lekin, you got a chance to peek at his chest. Baap re yr VDO must have become ghisa pita by now. Jhoooooooooti, as if you cant remember baar baar check karna padta hai?? Hah!!
๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‰

Achha just take a look at these pics and u only tell me whether theres any hair on his chest๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ...Uff isn't the picture hot..hot ...hot...๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›
Tell me Skepti r u thinking of changing sides now after seeing these photos๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ณ
There is hair on his chest๐Ÿ˜ฒ..Nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnn๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: jyoti06

Hmmmmmmmmm as a person with unbiased views in this context.....๐Ÿ˜†
I hareby conclude that Rajveer......ufff Raj....uffff Rat does Indeed have specks of hair idhar udhar..........
Reason: he had to shoot before he could finish his Chest waxing.........๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Effect: It's still rather.....er...hmmm......yeah yeah Jyo....whatever you say......๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: morningdew

LOL .... good you created a separate post.. Dawn had created such a beautiful picture.. This is called 'uspe pochha maarna'.. waaaaiiin.. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ก Pochha nahin mara, kuch alag nazariya dhikhaya

And for this spoof of spoofs..I dont even give you points for your brilliance this time.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ( This is what I call a backhanded compliment) Amma yaar, main daad ki bhuki hoon. Jara kuch compliments meri jholi mein daal de na......

But everything apart, truthfully tell me didn't my "spoof" bring a smile to your lips? ๐Ÿ˜‰
Hansi ke sivay, zindagi mein aur chahiye bhi kya?? ๐Ÿ˜†
skeptical thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: Nupur9

Thanks for typing....typist!!!

By Gawd....Skippy you are toh getting better by the day......Too GOOD Skips!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘

I knew yeh sab hamari acchi sangat ka he asaar hai......*Patting my back*

And Numero no need to compliment me for my modesty...*duppate mein muhchuppa kar....mujh ko sharam aa jati hai!!!๐Ÿ˜†

All this was for you my musketeers!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
Edited by skeptical - 16 years ago

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