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Bollywood's Most Ridiculous Film Titles
Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain
Only a wasted man like Satish Kaushik could have named a film as hilarious as this. 'Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain'. Koi kisis ke dil mein kaise reh sakta hai? He must have mistaken Anil Kapoor's heart for a kangaroo's pouch where Kajol can move in and out as and when she wishes.
Only a wasted man like Satish Kaushik could have named a film as hilarious as this. 'Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain'. Koi kisis ke dil mein kaise reh sakta hai? He must have mistaken Anil Kapoor's heart for a kangaroo's pouch where Kajol can move in and out as and when she wishes.
Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai
What the hell does 'Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai' mean? And why aapke paas hai? No prize for guessing it's a Satish Kaushik movie again. How can someone's dil be with somebody else? It sounds as if Aishwarya has mortgaged her dil with the actor. Just like we mortgage our property.
But how is she living without her dil?
When Satish kaushik thought about this title, he too must have mortgaged his with someone else, and his mind must have protested too. Hence this mindless title and movie.
What the hell does 'Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai' mean? And why aapke paas hai? No prize for guessing it's a Satish Kaushik movie again. How can someone's dil be with somebody else? It sounds as if Aishwarya has mortgaged her dil with the actor. Just like we mortgage our property.
But how is she living without her dil?
When Satish kaushik thought about this title, he too must have mortgaged his with someone else, and his mind must have protested too. Hence this mindless title and movie.
Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
How do we know Aap Unke Hain Kaun? How on earth is this title linked with the script? Of course Madhuri and Salman are lovers in the film.
We all know that and so do they. So why ask this silly question?
Some people just like to keep teasing each other, they think it's cute. Please!
Sooraj Barjatya himself must have got so tired, directing this flick full of drama, that he went completely blank, when it came to naming it. Hum Aapke Corny Hain.
How do we know Aap Unke Hain Kaun? How on earth is this title linked with the script? Of course Madhuri and Salman are lovers in the film.
We all know that and so do they. So why ask this silly question?
Some people just like to keep teasing each other, they think it's cute. Please!
Sooraj Barjatya himself must have got so tired, directing this flick full of drama, that he went completely blank, when it came to naming it. Hum Aapke Corny Hain.
Aap Mujhe Achhe Lagne Lage
This was the last straw from Vikram Bhatt. He might have got carried away by the chance success of a few Rajshri films. The title sounds as if one fine day, Ameesha and Hrithik suddenly woke up to find themselves in love with each other before which they hated each other's guts.
Gosh! At times these Indian film-makers just don't seem to grow up, leave aside being practical. The title itself must have put the audience to sleep. No wonder the film bombed. 'Aap Mujhe Bachhe Lagne Lage'.
This was the last straw from Vikram Bhatt. He might have got carried away by the chance success of a few Rajshri films. The title sounds as if one fine day, Ameesha and Hrithik suddenly woke up to find themselves in love with each other before which they hated each other's guts.
Gosh! At times these Indian film-makers just don't seem to grow up, leave aside being practical. The title itself must have put the audience to sleep. No wonder the film bombed. 'Aap Mujhe Bachhe Lagne Lage'.
RGV Ki Aag
We have heard of films like 'Aag Hi Aag', 'Aag Laga Do Sawan Ko', 'Aag Se Khelenge', 'Aag Ka Gola' and 'Prem Ki Aag'. As if all these titles were not enough, to shock the audience eternally, Ram Gopal Verma took it a step forward with 'Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aag'.
That fire can destroy is common knowledge. However, little did we know that it can play havoc on our film-maker's senses.
We choose to call it Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aankh!
We have heard of films like 'Aag Hi Aag', 'Aag Laga Do Sawan Ko', 'Aag Se Khelenge', 'Aag Ka Gola' and 'Prem Ki Aag'. As if all these titles were not enough, to shock the audience eternally, Ram Gopal Verma took it a step forward with 'Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aag'.
That fire can destroy is common knowledge. However, little did we know that it can play havoc on our film-maker's senses.
We choose to call it Ram Gopal Verma Ki Aankh!
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