-As Queen of the world, all shall refer to me as either "The Queen of the World", "Her Wondrous and Gracious Majesty", or "Zaina."
Maira raza by bestie shall now own half of India and Switzerland. If she fails to do so, she will be banished from earth.and sent to Jupiter in a flying hot rocket
-rajkin shall be the undisputed ruler of the other half of India and china
-If rajkin should ever attempt to take any more land from the Queen, she shall be eaten by my pet clam, Courtney Keller
-faraz, whose last name I am currently unaware of, shall be the Muffin Man for the entire world, and he shall enjoy it.
-A competition shall be held where the contestants propose cute names for the Earth and Moon, as I am unsatisfied with the names Earth and Moon.
-The only people who shall be excused from wearing wooden underwear shall be we world leaders.
-The Doha Cornice shall be renamed as "The Saliva Pool," for reasons unknown to all but my Vice-Queen Jennet, and my self
-onions shall be banished from the world forever. Cause they stink.
-Teal highlighter shall be abolished for all time, and shall be replaced with hot pink highlighter.
-All those who say that Santa Claus does not exist shall be whipped every Christmas, by me. And shall be turned into Santa's reindeers
-The Vice-Queen shall be the official declarer of all those who are sexy, and all those who are not, but I make the final decision
-The game of solitaire shall be abolished from all computers, and it shall be replaced with virtual frog-stacking and cheese-chasing.
-The alphabet shall now be said backwards starting from Z. because it's more confusing that way. And your queen's name starts with the letter Z, and the queen always comes first
-The official method of transportation shall be by one-person sleds pulled by three rabid ducks.
-Two seated sleds shall be available, but they may only be attained through the selling of one s soul to the throne.
All men shall respect their wives/girlfriends or they will be accused with the cause of STD'S
[COME ON.LIKE IT'S NOT TRUE]
-Everyone who reads The Shining by Stephen King shall be provided with a bedside fridge to store the novel in throughout the night. This shall contain the evil, as it is a freaking scary book.
- Everyone shall shower daily. Or they will be accused of global warming. And shall be banished sent to mars by any chance if they escape. They shall be soaked in peaches and cream bubble bath and scrubbed until they smell good
-All of the airplane toilets shall be destroyed, as they are also freaking scary. Instead, aviary lavatories shall be simply a hole in the floor of the plane. These holes may only be used when flying above Room 45 of ASD, which shall be equipped with an open skylight.
-Anybody who mocks children who have disabilities .shall be hanged
-All bathrooms shall be equipped with a miniature waterfall for easy urination and cleansing. This, in collaboration with 3-ply toilet paper, shall increase bathroom hygiene 10 fold.
-"Poker Safety" shall be an compulsory course for middle school students, as "Poker" shall be known as both the card game and the sexual position in which one person lies down and the other pokes them all over the body with a chimney broom.
-If anyone ever finds a genie, they are to wish that "I wish you would not grant me this wish," and walk away.
-Cell phone ringtones shall be prohibited, as shall vibration. Because of this, communication shall be a bitch and everyone would be a lot happier. They just would be.
-snow shall happen all the time.
-The vegetarians shall not be executed, as mentioned in an earlier release. Instead, they shall all reside in an enormous floating shoe tethered to my palace. Vegetarians shall also have their left shoulders branded with the likeness of my left shoulder.
-yogitz shall live in the tallest tower of my castle. Everyday brave adventurers shall come to rescue her, but she shall not need them, as she shall be the Queen of War. She is, however, permitted to keep those she likes.
-Wooden underwear shall not be required for everybody, as I shall be handing out special permits for underwear of any other material. There are only three simple requirements:
1. Applicants must be married to someone whose first name begins with an "O"
2.All applicants must be capable of defeating my pet clam, Courtney, in a battle to the death.
3. Applicants shall have to endure endless hours of tedious paperwork and have my incompetent employees lose their important documents many times in a row. This shall make people give up on getting their underwear permits, and thus there shall be less work for me!
- And applicants must own a pink fire breathing dragon
-aliens shall be allowed to come to the planet earth. So they will receive a round trip rocket ticket for free
-Chips must be eaten four at a time, to maintain the balance of the universe. If there is one, two, or three chips left on a plate, they are to be thrown away.
-I shall have a special, secret police force, known as the "Police of Many Specialties," or PMS.
-These police shall make sure that all are loyal to me with monthly "Facetious Luminescent Obstreperous Wheelbarrow" checks, more commonly known as FLOW checks.
-With PMS and the monthly FLOW, it shall be guaranteed that none shall ever dare to usurp my power, nor that of my Vice-Queen, or any other governmental representatives. My kingdom shall be invincible!
-Anyone who ever says ATM machine ever again, ever, shall be sentenced to five years of scrubbing the palace toilets. And I warn you, I'm planning to have a million children...
-Anybody who would actually SERIOUSLY rank their friends from favorite to least
shall never be allowed on MySpace again. The same goes for those who forward those chain letters. Guess what, I HAVEN'T BEEN RAPED/MURDERED/HEARTBROKEN YET! And I've never forwarded a chain letter in my life.
-The Queen shall be allowed to explode with rage like that whenever she wishes to.
- Every Eid, students will have a whole week off it's not fair that every other holiday has breaks. And if the school faculty does not allow this to happen, then the whole faculty will be sent to the sun, and they shall burn
- Parents shall come with mute buttons. But only used when parents get annoying. Other than that you are supposed to deal with your parents like all of us do.
-children are going to be equipped with ltd also known as "lost tracking device" of a child is lost/abducted we can find out where he/she is
-The term "steeplechase" shall be used to refer to the sport of chasing a church, rather than its current meaning.
uhm this was for fun:)
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