Surprise beti of the week - Ananya_A - Page 4

A happy Dussera to u too Anuu and everyone out here🤗...Even I was covered with Sindoor today😆😳..

Originally posted by: jyoti06

A happy Dussera to u too Anuu and everyone out here🤗...Even I was covered with Sindoor today😆😳..

Achha now comes some Dussera special Question paper set for u😈

First some easy Yes/No Questions 😛

Do you have buckles on your shoes? No
Do you like anchovies on pizza? eww jyoths..NOO
Do you like to eat watermelon? Yes
Did you wear a belt? fancy ones..sometimes
Do you wear glasses? No
Did you wear a coat today? No
Did you wear boots today? No
Do you own a watch? Ofcourse
Do you have a cowboy hat? lol..no..wud like to have one though
Does your jacket have a hood? its too hot in our country
Do you have a pet? no
Does your first name have more letters than your last name? its equal
Do you have a middle name? no
Were you named after someone special? no
Do you like to watch sports? not always
Do you have any brothers? no
Do you have any sisters? yes
Do you have any brothers or sisters in this school? which school?from which school did u gather these Qs?😆
Do you have any brothers or sisters in preschool? No
Do you have any brothers or sisters in high school? Yes
Did you wash your hair last night? This morning I did
Do you think your shoe weighs more than your math book? No
Did you eat breakfast this morning? Yep
Did you have milk at breakfast? No
Do you have a public library card? No
Do you like broccoli? No
Do you have hair longer than your shoulders? Yes
Do you have hair shorter than their shoulders?
Do you like macaroni and cheese? Only cheese
Do you know what day of the week you were born on? No😆mum said it was a rainy day
Do you think 30 pennies will cover a dollar completely?
Does it take longer than 30 minutes for you to get to school? I dun go to school
Do you like strawberry ice cream? Nope
Do your shoes have black on them? yes
Do you know what day Christmas is on? Thursday
Do you walk to school? You still think I am in school?😆
Do you have a 2-wheel bike? Nope
Do you have pierced ears? yes
Do you know how to roller skate? nope
Did you brush your teeth this morning? Ofcourse
Do you have a teddy bear? yes😳
Do you have your own bedroom? YESS..I dun sleep on the road😆
Do you have a TV in your bedroom? I wish
Do you think math is easy? No
Do you like sweet potatoes? No
Do you play a sport? Yes
Did you carry your lunch today? where?😕
Do you like to bring your lunch to school? No
Do you have a sandwich in your lunch today? No
Do you have a computer at home? Yes
Do you have eyelets in your shoes? No
Do you know how to swim? No😭
Do you play an instrument? Harmonica
Do you like country/western music? Yes
Does your grandfather have grey hair? No
Did you comb or brush your hair today? I always do
Do you like to read? YEAHH
Do you have a cat? NO
Do you have a dog? NO
Do you take gymnastics or karate? Hiyaaaaa😆
Does your mom work outside the house? Nope
Does your grandma or grandpa live in the same town as you? In the same house
Do you like oatmeal? No
Do you walk to school? NO
Did you go to the library this week? No
Do you have a computer at home? For the zillionth time..YESSS
Do you ride a bus to school? NOO..I have car
Do you have a garden at home? mini garden
Did you sleep well last night? yess
Have you ever ridden in an airplane? Ofcourse
Have you ever taken dance lessons? when i was young
Have you lost any of your canine teeth? No
Have you ever been to Walt Disney World/Land? No
Have you ever gone fishing? Yes
Have you ever had to wear a cast? 😕😕
Have you seen one of the Great Lakes? Nope
Have you ever been to the beach? Yes
Have you ever ridden in a train? Yes
Were you in bed at 9:30 last night? No
Have you ever been to our province/state capital? Yes
Have you ever had to stay overnight in a hospital? No
Have you ever ridden a horse? No
Have you ever been to the ocean? Yes
Have you ever been to a farm? No
Have you had chicken pox? Yes
Have you been to another country? YES
Have you ever had to get stitches? Yes
Have you ever ridden in a buggy pulled by a horse? No
Have you lived in any other province/state? no
Have you even baked cookies at home? No
Have you ever seen a rainbow? YES
Have you ever been to the zoo? yes
Have you ever been to the circus? no
Have you ever mailed a letter? yes
Have you ever went to a different school? no
Have you ever played the game Monopoly? no
Can you ride a two wheel bike? no
Can you do a flip? no
Can you jump off the diving board at school? No
Can you with a skipping rope? yes
Can you speak another language besides English? yes
Can you say all of "Peter Picked A Peck of Pickled Peppers" without a mistake? Yes
Can you do a magic trick? no
Can you walk to school all by yourself? yes
Is your hair naturally curly? no
Is your hair red? its pinkk😛
Is your birthday in the summer? no
Is your glue bottle full? no
Is all the snow gone at your house? doesnt snow here
Is (enter season) your favorite season? 😕😕
Were you awake at 6:30 this morning? no
Are you going away during spring? dunno
Are you wearing socks? no

Enjoying na😉😆

Now some waise wale questions ......😆😉..Let me judge your sense of huomur now😳

If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?

It would unfortunately be dead.

Is the glass half empty or half full?

If it's being filled it's half full.
If it's being drank it's half empty.😆

Is there an end to the skies?

It has no end and no beginning either

What lies beyond the mountains?

Wild life😕

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Then you wouldn't be asking this question.😆

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

He takes the snowplow home the night before..

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Its basically a just-in-case thing. I mean, would YOU open store and not have locks on it just because you're going to TRY to keep it constantly open?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

cows have a horrible sense of humor..you couldnt make them laugh.😆

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

no clue😕

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the

headlights?

You would observe the light from your headlights to be moving at exactly the speed of light.


Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

So that blind passengers being driven there can use the machine whilst keeping their pin private. Duh!😆😆

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

good question it doesn't make sense. why would ice land be called ice land when it is all green and why would greenland be called that when everything is all ice. the world is weird, but what can you do.😆😆😆

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

I dunno

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

I dunno

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

too heavy.... and expensive.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

For better concentration maybe

If you have your finger touching the

rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

Warning labels are not infallible.

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Is it?I dun think so

Why is it called a

TV set when you only get one?

The TV is a set of complex parts that form a piece of technology.

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

If your nose is running and your feet smell, you must be upside down!


Why does an

alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

Things go off when they start doing something...It's a figure of speech that is anomalous to the English language.

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

No

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Language has evolved to morph meanings of words.


Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

inform me when u find out😊

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

They are technically 'apart'. separated by walls and locks. if they were all together, jit would be one huge manor.

Why is there an expiration date on

SOUR cream?

All food perishable or not have expiration dates. Since sour cream is dairy it will go bad just like milk-watery, stinky and it will mold.

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

😕

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Yeah. But, "inflammable" is meant to be used in a figurative sense, while "flammable" is more technical.

How can someone "draw a blank"?

invisible ink ofcourse😆

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Make one then😆

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Abbreviation, in itself, is not an abbreviation, so obviously it is not going to be small, and concise, but more of a broad word

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Their radio speaker and microphone were in the helmet, also the oxygen mask which they might use if they flew at high altitude.

What is another word for "gdfgaurus"? 😕

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? 😆

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? For the same reason as "epistemology"?! 😉

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

😕😕😕

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Does a fish get

cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Why??😕

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?


Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Lastly tell me from where did I extracted these questions😉😆😛