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Tch tch tch, I can understand Gunjan is not able to swim, but shallow water pe toh koi bhi khada ho sakta hai naa?šš
And haila, ye kya? Samrat diving into shallow water, and here we have signs saying "Diving in shallow water is not allowed" tch tch tch, is it me for does Samrat does not know how to read?š
But anways, apart from that, here is Lesson # 1 for Samrat and Gunjan -Swimming..YAY!
Lesson # 1:
Please note ki jiye, when you are near water and you do not know how to swim, to not tie blindfold on you and if you do tie a blindfold, than please walk with a stick or a guard. Tabi than you would still be blind but you would fold your body to turn around and fall into shallow end.š Gunjan ji, maana ki aap were 4th place in school blindfolding competetion but it is not nice to show off you skill which might hurt you by falling into a shallow end water pool and drowning. No no! Teacher ji allow nahin karengeš
Dosra note, when aap khatre ki jaga, such as Pool ke paas ho, than please note to take your glasses off and shoes off aswell. Agar aap shoes aur glasses wear kar kar, pool mein jumping than your glasses and shoes will not been seen floating but drowningš aur haan, waise, if you wearing your glasses and shoes in water, next time please take them out and ask for a refundš Samrat ji ko bahut helpful tip.
Oye! How you when you and Gunju jumped together, you ended up at the wayyyyyyyyyyyyy other side of the pool?š„± Might wanna work on your jump next timeš
Samarat ji, what part of "Do not dive into shallow water" do you not understand? Dive or shallow?š You are in collage, so donot temme that you need english practice, I would be happy to help you, but tch tch, sharam nahi aati, taking tutions from a teen?š Next time I see you diving into shallow water, away from save, I would rather say "OUT!"š”
Gunjan ji, I know you are not wearing heels, aur waise you never wear them but ish sooo ishmart for such a small pool but you still drowned?...tch tch tch, sense bharing brain me for not drowning next time...thankoos.š
Oye! Samrat, what ish you doing yaar? Dragging Gunju like this? Please be careful, if she can drown in shallow water, than she can also slip from your grip...next time carry herš, will add more romance and oh, she is not a bag that you can just toss onto the side, she is a human being...be careful for that next timeš
Yea, Samrat did you know that wearing glasses when they are not needed can be harmful for your eyes, so next time wear contact lenses if you really need themš and Gunju, please note that your and Sammy's classes don't get mixed up, nahin toh proper refund nahin milega and they might jail ju for bringing in the reciept for the wrong pair of glassesš
I am free for lessons, just call me when needed...or NOTš
-Shif
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