Comic Relief: Biology Lesson! *much needed*

Originally posted by: jnawaz

hey guys...hope everyone is having a wonderful tuesday...😃😃😃yeah tuesday had a good start..but when I saw Veera n her bak bak..it was so..blah.....its only the beginning of the week but let me tell you...kis desh has become my daily dose of comedy now...i cant help but laugh when i see some of the things on this showthank god..I thought I was the only one who laughs when watching this show.. 😆😆😆...lets start shall we 😉😉yeh lo..yeh bhi koi poochne waali baat hai??

ok so today was pretty dull...just everyone misunderstanding our darling premyeah now that has become a routine........not kool i tell ya...totally not cool 😭😭...but that is not the point...this is about veera...the ever present thornCACTUS in our sides 🤢...she goes on and on and on...about money, property, selfishness and of all things blood...😕😕...first of..let me start by telling you...i hate when people talk about things that they have no idea about...its like they keep pulling info out of their asses...and the info is of course WRONG! 😡😡😡...

so today when prem is with the three chote darlings of the show...he says he loves them all equally...i was like aww 😍...how cute is he!! then veera had to open her mouth and say "pyaar toh karega hi, aapna khoon jo hai"she didn't even have the respect for her sibling..she used to address Prem as karenge..and today she said karega..oh come on.. ...the first thought that came to my mind was............. UFF ...stupid girl ive got news for you veera darling...they are your blood too!!! 😛😛😛

lets start todays biology 101 lesson shall we.never really liked Biology class but ..hmm..let's see..this may click..this is especially for ekta, veera and anyone else confused at balaji about "blood ties"

prem/kulraj share the same ullu ka patta father...mr. lallu...with preet/harman/veera

this makes them half siblings...not step...but HALF...because they all have lallu's genes...now is that a good thing or bad thing...that is for another post all together 😆😆😆

the kiddies are kulraj's children...so they have her blood which has lallu's blood as well...

keeping up so far guys 😆😆

since the children also have blood ties to lallu...it means they have blood ties to veera as well...

GOT IT VEERA DARLING 😉

jitna chahe tum chila chila ke keh sakte ho ke woh prem ka khoon...lekin woh tera bhi khoon hai...they are your nieces and nephews...

get over yourself veera...not everything is about YOU! why are you dragging those innocent, adorable-as-buttons children into your weird sense of worth...😕...life isnt about property, money and status...well for her it is everything..that's y she is behind RR..

but as they say...jaisi karni vaisi bharni...what goes around comes around...you will get yours...when you realize the love of your life is a sick, worthless snake...taab tujhe samaj mein aayega ke what zindagi is all about 🤢...oh he is going to trash her like anything..if her brothers won't save her beforehand..

but in the mean time...veera darling...if you want a biology lesson on snakes...you know...reptiles 101...mujhe bata dena...mujhe kafi practice hai...it all started with Pia from Kasam Se...😉😉😉

JAZ

Originally posted by: jnawaz

prem/kulraj share the same ullu ka patta father...mr. lallu...with preet/harman/veera

this makes them half siblings...not step...but HALF...because they all have lallu's genes...now is that a good thing or bad thing...that is for another post all together 😆😆😆

the kiddies are kulraj's children...so they have her blood which has lallu's blood as well...

keeping up so far guys 😆😆

since the children also have blood ties to lallu...it means they have blood ties to veera as well...

GOT IT VEERA DARLING 😉

jitna chahe tum chila chila ke keh sakte ho ke woh prem ka khoon...lekin woh tera bhi khoon hai...they are your nieces and nephews...

Originally posted by: kimmu

hey jazzy... < i like twisting up peoples names, hope you don't mind.. 😆😆 nahin re...i love it...thanks for the nick name 😉

*groans*.. i just came back from biology. But whatever, this biology actually makes sense. 😆😆 That is sooo tru, technically there her blood too, so it was really foolish of her to say that. Wish I was Gayatri then, i'd be laughing at Veera's immature behavior. I feel so bad for the kids [i finally know there names]... they have such a weird aunt.. 🤢 honey...you dont have to be gayarti to laugh at veer...but you do need to be gayatri to laugh IN HER FACE 😆...immature...you are being too kind...that is just sheer stupidity! 😕😕😕...haad hoti hai yaar...saachi...😉...if i had a aunt like that...oh lord...id never talk to her...id run the other way when i saw her 😛😛😛

Have you ever heard that saying that people who are maligned look at everyone else as they are the same. I think that suits Veera perfectly, she's greedy so she thinks Prem's the same. Really hate Veera, I mean DJ was better... never thought i would say this. wow...dj was better...yeah...i agree...i cant believe im saying this too 😕😕...but dj did everything for her family...yeh veera...toh aapni family mein aag laga rahi hai 😡...woh bhi aapne bhai ke kilaf...sure in serials you see the chicks after the bhabi's...not their brothers...veera makes jigyasa look like the worlds best sister 😳

I just had one problem with the ending, with the pic goin black&white and the line between Prem-Heer & Meher, Preet was supposed to be on the other side. With Prem, run Preet, before they take you in.. 😲 yeah...i noticed that too...i was like 😲😲😲...preet is supposed to be on the other side! jaldi bhag jaa preet...jaldi...before you get sucked into the weird world of veera darling 🤢🤢🤢

Oh and talking about Pia, wasn't that Veer? Pia's kid? I guess Veer didn't like Pia so he ran off to Kul di. 🤣 can you blame the kid...😉😉😉...who wants a maa like pia...come on now...she is worse then veera...now pia...that was a horrible sister...koi itna gir sakti hai...i never thought

Just went back to watch it.. the little dude with the curly hair! That IS Pia's Veer, right? I always like him better than Atharva... atleast he could talk. 🤣 you are absolutely right yaar...that is pias veer...he is too adorable in KS...i hated it when bani ignored him for her kids...i cant really blame her but still...veer ne uska kya bigara tha 😕😕😕...not cool...i started a whole veer support brigade 😉😉😉...he was our darling! 😃

Originally posted by: Deepika G.

Veera is soo dumb!!!! AMEN to that yaar...amen...👏👏👏She needs 2 take ur bio class 4 sure!! She also needs a class on how half-siblings live & behave w/ each other that is just the beginning 😆😆😆...she also needs classes on life, working, morality, happiness, being nice...oh so so so many classes...i mean if veera enrolled in my school 😆😆...meri toh life baan jati...her tuition would cover my whole life 😉😉...she can take it from my 2 bhua's & 2 chacha's (my dad's cousins)... my dad's uncle has a daughter & son from his 1st wife (who he died) & then married another & had a son & daughter...the 2nd wife & 4 of the kids get along soo well u wouldn't think they were half-siblings....Not 2 mention they r really sweet 2 each others kids.... great to hear that your cousins are getting along so well...its nice to see that there are still normal people out there...⭐️⭐️What dushmani does Veera hav w/ Kul's kids? I mean kul ka kids na kiya bigada Veera ka?...so sad....Well, I expected this stuff from harman...I mean remember when Prem wanted the hotel in his name, but Gayatri!?!?! SOO SAD!! Prem isn't her biological son, but he has the same blood as her other kids....wat 2 do, but hey, as long as Premeer r 2gether, I can deal w/ this family drama... you know...i completely agree...i expected this from harman and veera...i mean saachi...what else could you expect from them ...they are so wishy-washy...one day they are on one side and the other day they are on another...i mean really...make up your mind already! but gayatri...she surprised me too...but im hoping that this is just a stunt or something to bring out prems truth...fingers crossed yaar 😊😊...but with premeer ek saath...i can deal with it all! 😳😳

Originally posted by: raksha.l

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That's too good Jaz...But plz plz plz plz plz even if the witchface says no, can you still be nice to her and give her those Reptile lessons....She doesn't know, but she needs them bad...😲😕.... neki aur pooch pooch yaar...of course...just watch me...ill find her and make her listen 😉😉😉...just fyi...if you see a girl in black rimed glasses running behind veera darling on the sets of KDMHMD...then you know who it is 😛

I felt like twisting her neck and dragging her by her hair all over those huge steps in that so called mahal...🤢...My God, she stirs such violent emotions in me that even I shudder reading what I wrote...😵....Eeeks, not good...😕.... yeah yeah...i know the feeling...when she was talking to nihal...at first she was all sweet then she was all...queen Dracula! 😡...i wanted to scratch her eyes out so bad 🤬🤬🤬...oh yaar...we both need to breath...or else...dono ke done jail mein sadenge! ...but then again...for getting rid of veera...is that such a bad thing 😆😆

Saimoo promised that she will take care of the Witchface, only she asked us not to let Prem know about it...( we know how foolishly in love he is with his GFN siblings, er, step sister to be precise)...*makes a note to check with Saimoo about her Mission_Kill witchface_Do Mankind Good.....* tell saimoo (sorry dont know who that is)...but tell her...our lips are sealed...if she can get rid of veera darling over here...then i will personally give her an award...👏...she deserves it...for sure ⭐️⭐️⭐️...as they say...hum saath saath hai! 😆

Its really such a bleah that she dragged even the masoom sa kids into her dirty talk....I am really scared to see what and how she will treat those kids now...Where's that Kul di???She needs to move back to her home, before the kids' innocence gets destroyed by this witchface....😭 kul and jiju over here (didnt he make an entry?) they need to take those kids and run back to canada far far .... FAR away from veera and harman...this is not the kind of brotherly/sisterly love that you want them to learn about...

TRIVIA: Dirtbag=Daljeet.....😆 funny yaar...you are too funny 😉

Originally posted by: salma_786786

biology lesson complete for today.... ahhhh man s*** i missed it
*looks around left/right* thank god i missed it, i don't click with any type of science sammu...tujeh bhi private bio lessons chahiyeh? tell me naa...main dungi tujhe...science is my favorite subject...😃😃😃

😆 back to the point... i know science is not an interest of mine but i have enough common sence about biology and who is related to who... I guess OUR DARLING VEERA 🤬🤢 slept through some biology lesson... Heck no excuses for her guys.... its common sense what blood relation and step means... some yaar...how about she slept through ALL her classes...especially sociology classes...the morality lecture...she completely dozed off on 😆...excuses, woh bhi uss chudail ke liyeh...nope...not happening 😡😡😡

Jazzu you explained soo well how they are connected through genes and blood and that making them half brothers and sisters... let me define what step-brother or sister means... thank you...and go ahead...most welcome 😃

Veera huny... just imagine i'l break it down for you!!!! go sammu! 👏

Gayatri Ma had you and Harman BEFORE she was married to Lalit 😲😲...if that were the case...someone was getting freaky and down-with-it...b4 shaadi vaadi 😆😆😆...tauba...chi chi...😉
And Lalit had Prem, Kulraj and Preet BEFORE he married Gayatri

soo that makes you step-brothers and sisters because you have no blood ties or genes... simple enough right???? you'd think it was simple enough...but for someone with only a few brain cells...its very complicated stuff 😛😛😛

Argh this girl makes my blood boil....im gna kill her... everyone says that Dheer has eye problems well i think Veera has been taking lessons from him... OMG her eyes were popping out and doing a dance of their own... 😆😆 this ladki...she makes my blood boil, BP high-why hojati hai...saam kuch gadbar hojata hai!!! ...ruins my day i tell ya!...yeah...😆😆😆 her popping eyes kinda freaked me out today 😕😕😕...and with her skinny/long face...she looks anorexic or something...very scary!

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Originally posted by: jnawaz

hey guys...hope everyone is having a wonderful tuesday...😃😃😃...its only the beginning of the week but let me tell you...kis desh has become my daily dose of comedy now...i cant help but laugh when i see some of the things on this show 😆😆😆...lets start shall we 😉😉

Originally posted by: jnawaz

first of..let me start by telling you...i hate when people talk about things that they have no idea about...its like they keep pulling info out of their asses...and the info is of course WRONG! 😡😡😡...

Originally posted by: jnawaz

lets start todays biology 101 lesson shall we...this is especially for ekta, veera and anyone else confused at balaji about "blood ties"

GOT IT VEERA DARLING 😉

Originally posted by: estee

😆 oooh, yet another contributor to the world of kdmhmd fun! one of the things that i miss 'bout having vibha around is that actually every day is a kdmhmd-fun-day!

well i dont know vibha personally but im sorry to hear she isnt around...hopefully my wacky posts can at least bring a small smile to your face 😃

🤣 obviously, it's all wrong. how can info from such a ... um ... dark place be right??! 🤣

😆😆😆...you got me there...something from way up there...woh toh khabi tik ho hi nahin sakti...lets just hope that is all she is pulling from out there...i mean...while she is at it...she might as well pull the stick out...😉😉😉...you know...the one that is suck up her ass 😆


great idea! problem is: i think a mere post will not be enough. we're going to have to publish a book and send it to them! hey, maybe we can call it "balaji's biology bloopers"????!! 'twill probably make the jokes bestseller list in no time! 🤣

yaar...kya idea hai 👍🏼👍🏼...omg...ill help...i know that will be a best seller...on the New York Times #1 list...😆...usse toh profit hi profit hai...i want a cut too...because we all know...bloopers galore in all balaji shows 😕

somehow i think it will require some more "forceful" teaching to get vitchface to understand anything other than "the vorld has to be at my feet and serve me all the time". good point

weird thing about veera is that she makes me understand that dirtchachi was an interesting villain 'cause she really stirred some feelings of vengence in me. i wanted someone to write some bad scene for her where she would suffer forever, and i could watch! yeah...dj was just someone you loved to hate...with veera...its more of just like get her off the screen......she is more annoying than anything else...dj was vindictive and pure evil...veera is just selfish and pure stupid! 😆😆😆

veera irritates me 'cause she is the most boring villain that i found. all i want is for someone to write her out of the script! and i need never see her again. lol...i see we are on the same page for this one 😆😆