Namaste, Sat Sri Akal, Salaam, Bonjour, Ola, and Hellooooo ohhhhh WAIT ……. CUT!
Director: huh 😕 – WHY? 😡
Tazzy – OYE! 😡 …. I don't like your tone hmmph
Director: I'm terribly sorry Tazzy ma'am ….. I mean … why? are you feeling okay? should I get you some mineral water? 😳
Tazzy – oh no no haha …… I don't need anything at the moment ….. just need to check my make-up ……. okay I'm good to go now 😳
Director: oh okay 😕 ….. ACTION!
Namaste, Sat Sri Akal, Salaam, Bonjour, Ola, and Hello! 😃 I'm your host and dost Tazzy and I'm here today with a special episode of Cool People and their Birthdays …. wait what Cool People and their Birthdays 😕 …….. CUT!
Director: again?!?!? kyon? ……. ahem I mean why ma'am?
Tazzy: oye! …… pitthe moonh ……. yeh naam kis ne rakha ….. what idiot came up with this name for a tv show 😕
Director: ji woh ma'am ….. our writer Tasha came up with it
Tazzy: fire her immediately ……. she can't write for beans hmphhh ….. let's just start from where I left off …… I'll think of a better name and dub it in later ….. but do fire that Tasha girl ASAP!
Director: ji ji as you say ma'am …… ACTION!
Alright so for the uninitiated …. With this show we bring you coverage of the birthday celebrations of extremely cool people. We tell you a little bit about them and telecast messages from their friends. And today we're showcasing the birthday celebrations of an extremely cool I-F personality who happens to be a friend of mine as well ….. I mean of course I can be friends with such a cool person ……. I mean I am Tazzy of course …… it is only natural that a totally baller girl like me is in with such a cool person 😎 …..
(Director whispers to spot boy – phir se shuru hogaye yeh apni Tazzy is so cool puran …. )
but ahem hehehe …. more about me some other time. Yes, as I was saying ….. an extremely cool I-F personality's birthday is today. Now let's see if you guys can guess who this person is. I'm gonna pick a few people from the studio-audience and give them some hints about this person and the person who guesses correctly will win our show's return gift.
(studio audience whispers: 😕 return gift? we have to return the gift? huh?)
Kya hua? 😆 Return Gift nahin samjhe? ….. well since our show is uber cool we do things zara hatke here. Instead of a goodie hamper ….. the winner here gets a "Return Gift" from us on behalf of the person whose birthday was celebrated in the episode. 😃 …. Got it now? 😉 😆
(studio audience: laughs 😆 – woot woot woot )
Alright so lemme get four contestants …. ummm you in the blue, you in the green and you in the red and one more ummmm let's see … okay you in the purple 😊 ….. c'mon up 👏 …. and you're names are?
I'm Mehvish 😃
Hi I'm Gagan
Hey I'm Fary
What up? I'm Roz
Okay …. cool ….. I'm gonna give you guys hints …… you each have a little buzzer in your hand ….. if you think you know who's birthday it is based on the hints press the buzzer and if you get it right you win but if you get it wrong you're out and we move on to the next set of hints and I'll keep giving hints until either one of you guesses correctly or until all of you are out 😃 …. so here we go?
(audience: 👏)
First set of hint …….. the birthday girl has been on I-F for over three years now 😃 …….
buzzzzz
yup Mehvish
Mehvish: ummm you? …. you've been on three years 🤔
Nope! …. Sorry …. it isn't my birthday …. that already passed 😆 …… and actually I've been her for under three years ….. but our birthday girl just recently completed three years at I-F 😃 …… sorry you can't guess any more Mehvish
Mehvish: oh okay …. good luck Gagan, Fary and Roz 🤗
Okay so continuing ….. in these three years she has made a lot of friends and little sisters who look up to her for her many talents and in these three years she has been an active member of quite a few forums.
buzzzzz
Fary 😕 – you know who it is?
yup …. ummmm I think it is Preeti
Well that's a good guess but Preeti's birthday passed a while ago remember?
Fary: oh yes …. I forgot that I already wished her …. oh man …. k good luck Gagan and Roz 🤗
Sorry Fary …….. Alright next set of hints …….. in the three years that the birthday girl has been here she has been a fan of many shows and many pairs but in the last year she has proven that she is an absolute fanatic of Karan Singh Grover and Shilpa Anand a.k.a. KaSh and has made lots and lots of siggies and video mixes on them
buzzzzzzz
Gagan: oh oh ….. okay one second …. hmmmm siggy makers I know Fary but no Fary is here ….. ummmm oh I know who it is …… its ….
Sorry! time's up you took too long to answer so we can't accept it
Gagan: what?! ….. awwww …… okay fine …. c'mon Roz I know you can guess who it is 🤗
Okay Roz, here are the last few clues
Roz: actually there's no need for the clues Tazzy JI …… Who doesn't know her? She is the creator of one of the most active threads on India-Forums – the KaSh Heaven. She is a talented VM maker and she is a very popular sig maker who's sigs inspire and make us love the objects in her fan-art. She is a true fighter and believer. She is a true friend when you need one. She is the one who calls Mehvish Mellu, Fary Faroo and she has called Gagan Gagu too. She has also been the one to open up chat clubs and arrange weddings for important celebrities like Shao Pao, Shilpa Anand's wonderful doggy.
WOW! ……. yup you got it right it is Jen's birthday today ……. well the quizzing portion of our game show is over and now we'll be telecasting the messages her friends have sent in for her as well as covering the birthday bash her friends have thrown her 😃
Roz: ummm excuse me Tazzy JI ….. my "return gift please"😳
Oh ummm …… well actually see you ummm gave too much info so we're gonna have to make sure you didn't umm cheat. Plus hmphh you keep adding JI to my name and that is totally not cool so I'll have to think about it.
Roz: what?! 😡
Well while we sort that out hehehe, let's go to the messages and birthday bash coverage 😃 and I'll see all of you next time. Take Care, Love Me and Stay Cool Everyone 😎 oh and of course
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN !!!
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