here goes
Akash kis andaaz mein enter hoga that toh we all know so lets all faint first
(Interviewer)IW- Hi, how have you been
AS- How do I look and sound!
IW-There is a general strand of dissatisfaction that there isn't enough stuff on you
AS-Eeks u mean my outfits
IW-I mean in the media.....
AS-Cool it,I knew.Its just that the biggest of stars throw attitude and then get overexposed at a cost.At what cost of losing their exclusivity. Arre the greatness of a star lies in his non-accessibility Jo aasani se mil jaye woh star nahi hota. haha
IW-ok now for a questionwhich u'd dodge if you had the option-who is the mystery woman in your life
AS-no ill ask you a question-how sure r u that i will answer that question.???
IW-Straight on-is it the heroine of your show
AS-whether i answer yes or no u will give me a jaw dropping OH !so let me save u from lockjaw
IW-pls we want to know-we will be privelliged to know(of course it will break a million hearts)
AS-Ok then i wouldnt want to tell cos a possibility of me havin a gf will not break my fans hearts but the confirmation of her identity will.
IW-ok so what do you look for in you soul mate
AS-arre yeh toh million dollar answer hai.ITNI aasani se kaise reveal kar doon. Koi ladki sab sunkar waise hi barabar se bankar aa jayegi aur main pighal jaoonga.aBus phir kya-trapped for life.
Iw-oh so ur very much like the Kit protagonist.Do you beleive in setting trends and moving on?
AS-ya and then reinventing and becoming a rage.
IW-Any role u wish to do or wished you had done
AS-Ranbir inKIT. It s a mindblowingly complex role and gives me freedom to explore myself and go beyond me.
IW-yeh toh u r doin.... my question was....
AS- i know accha chal-Manav ka role.(smiles)
story ends there.dont ask me these questions ask it to others. Cos i am the numero uno and my fans gave me the courage to utter these words.
IW- Now after these predictable qns lets move on to something diametrically opposite-what is your take on spirituality
AS-The biggest athiest is a person who does not beleive in himself.
IW-lastly what do you think of your IF-KIT fans.
AS- that shd have been your first question.Awwwwwwwwww I am most partial to this section fans cos they r my real fans. So sweet loving and caring.It is the sweetest place on the net to be.Sometimes when i feel like being pampered(not by live liars),all I do is log on here and read lovely things about my cute hot eyes,my acting,my every aspect.All comments r very very dear to me.Its the cosiest place.
IW-Any signing off message-
AS-I love you all(To be heard in his deep voice and to be visually imagined with a smirk)
So everyone faints.
I hope Akash really sees how beechare we have become and thus decicides to really come to if for an interview.
and also pls add ur versions also.It will be a fun read.