Veer Hanuman - Chat Club # 1 - Page 149

Originally posted by: chatterbox

Jokes time

How do trees get on the Internet?

They log in.

What do computers like to eat?

Chips.

What do you call a space magician?

A flying saucerer.

What is a computer’s first sign of old age?

Loss of memory.

I remember reading all these jokes in one of your old posts

Originally posted by: CID-fan-394

Yeah but the first para made it look like Yudhistir is Krishna's son due to the translation

Actually in hindi bhishma asks did u get putra yudhishthir coronated

It's not your son there in hindi 😄

Originally posted by: chatterbox

What does a baby computer call his father?

Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.”

What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

I've never heard the last joke before

Originally posted by: chatterbox

Actually in hindi bhishma asks did u get putra yudhishthir coronated

It's not your son there in hindi 😄

Yeah i understood but google didn't

Originally posted by: CID-fan-394

Bhishma remained silent, after a few moments he said, "Keshav, have you got your son Yudhishthira anointed as the king? Take care of him, he needs you the most in the palace which has been vacated by the elders of the family" ....! Krishna remained silent ....! Bhishma said again, "May I ask you something Keshav ....? You have come at a very good time ....! Perhaps many of my misconceptions will end before you leave this earth" ....!! Krishna said - Tell me grandfather ....! Tell me one thing, Lord! You are God, aren't you ....? Krishna interrupted, "No grandfather! I am not God ... I am your grandson grandfather ... not God..." Bhishma laughed loudly even in that severe pain ....! He said, "Krishna, I have never been able to evaluate my life myself, so I don't know whether it was good or bad, but now I am leaving this world, Kanhaiya, now stop cheating me...!!"*

*Krishna, for some reason, came closer to Bhishma and holding his hand said.... "Tell me, Grandfather...!"*

*Bhishma said, "Tell me one thing, Kanhaiya! What happened in this war was right...?"*

*"From whose side, Grandfather...? From the Pandavas' side...?"*

*" There is no point in discussing the actions of the Kauravas now* *Kanhaiya! But was what happened from the Pandavas' side right....?* *The killing of Acharya Drona, the attack below Duryodhan's thigh, the ripping of Dushasan's chest, the deceit with Jayadratha and Dronacharya, the killing of unarmed Karna, was everything right....?* *Was all this justified...?"*

*How can I answer this, Grandfather...!*

*This should be answered by those who did this.....!!*

*Duryodhan, Bhima who killed Dushasan, should answer, Karna and Arjun who killed Jayadratha...!!*

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

*I was not at all present in this war, Grandfather... !!*

*"You still won't stop deceiving me Krishna....?*

*The world may keep saying that Arjun and Bheem won the Mahabharata, but I know Kanhaiya that this is your victory and only yours....!*

*I will ask the answer from you Krishna....!"*

*"So listen Pitamah....!*

*Nothing bad happened, nothing immoral happened....!*

*What happened was what should have happened....!"*

*"Are you saying this Keshav....?*

*Krishna, the incarnation of Maryada Purushottam Ram is saying this....? This deceit has never been a part of our Sanatan rituals in any era, then how is it justified.....? "*

*"Learnings are learnt from history, grandfather, but decisions have to be taken on the basis of present circumstances....!*

*Every era chooses its hero on the basis of its logic and its need....!!*

Krishna, the incarnation of Maryada Purushottam Ram, is saying....? This deceit has never been a part of our Sanatan rituals in any era, then how is this justified.....? "*

*"Lessons are learnt from history, Grandfather, but decisions have to be taken on the basis of present circumstances....!*

*Every era chooses its hero on the basis of its logic and its need....!!*

*Ram was the hero of Treta Yuga, Dwapar came in my fate....!*

*The decision of both of us cannot be the same, Grandfather....!!"*

*" Krishna could not understand! Please explain it to me...!"*

*" There is a lot of difference between the circumstances of Ram and Krishna, Grandfather...!*

*In Ram's era, even the villain was a Shiva devotee like 'Ravan'...!!*

*Then even the family of a negative force like Ravan had saints like Vibhishan, Mandodari, Malyavan.....!* *Then even the family of a villain like Bali had learned women like Tara and* *gentle sons like Angad...!* *In that era even the villain had knowledge of religion...!!*

*That is why Ram never cheated them...! But my era has had the fate of having great sinners like Kansa,* *Jarasandh, Duryodhan, Dushasan, Shakuni, Jayadrath...!! Every deceit is justified for their end* *Grandfather...! The end of sin* *is necessary, Grandfather, no matter by which method...!!"*

So won't these decisions of yours start wrong traditions Keshav....?*

*Will the future not follow these deceits of yours....?*

*And if it does, will it be right.....??"*

*ॐॐॐॐॐॐॐ*

*"The future is coming out to be even more negative than this, Pitamah....!*

*In Kaliyug, even this much will not work....!*

*There, man will have to be even more strict than Krishna.... Otherwise, Dharma will end....!*

*When cruel and immoral forces are attacking to completely destroy truth and Dharma, then morality becomes meaningless, Pitamah*....!

*Then what is important is the victory of Dharma, only the victory of Dharma....!*

*The future will have to learn this, Grandfather*.....!!"

*"Can Dharma also be destroyed, Keshav....?*

*And if Dharma is to be destroyed, can man stop it.....?"*

*"It is foolish to leave everything to God, Grandfather....!*

*God himself does nothing.....!**Only guides*

*Man has to do everything himself....!*

You call me God too, don't you...!*

*So tell me, Grandfather, did I do anything in this war myself.....?*

*All the Pandavas had to do it, right...?*

*This is the constitution of nature...!*

*This is what I had told Arjun on the first day of the war...! This is the ultimate truth.....!!"*

*Bhishma now seemed satisfied......his eyes were slowly closing...!*

*He said - Come on Krishna! This is the last night on this earth....tomorrow I may have to leave...Krishna, have mercy on this unfortunate devotee of yours...!"*

*Krishna said something in his mind and after saluting Bhishma, he returned, but in that scary darkness of the battlefield, the future had got the biggest formula of life*....!

*When immoral and cruel forces are attacking to destroy truth and religion, then the lesson of morality is suicidal.....*

*Dharmon Rakshati Rakshitah*

If you protect religion, then religion will protect you

🙏🏻 Jai Shri Krishna.

Pete Thanks For The Translation

Originally posted by: CID-fan-394

I remember reading all these jokes in one of your old posts

Which old posts

From jassi days or in smr

Last few pgs we always spammed

Originally posted by: chatterbox

Which old posts

From jassi days or in smr

Last few pgs we always spammed

From jassi forum i think

How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gives her a ring, of course.

Why was there a bug in the computer?

It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral?

He clicked on an icon and opened a window.

Originally posted by: CID-fan-394

From jassi forum i think

I don't remember posting jokes there

Originally posted by: chatterbox

How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gives her a ring, of course.

Why was there a bug in the computer?

It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral?

He clicked on an icon and opened a window.

I Never Heard Of These Jokes Good One